ouch,
okay
ready
here we go
this is it
the truth
a potential girlfriend's mom.
yes, her mom, her fuckin mom, i did that shit man. like a fuckin champ.
i hadnt even gone home yet, i was still in my work clothes, and they stayed in teh apt's behind the old job, and i stopped over there, cuz her brother was cool and i wanted to see if he wanted to smoke a joint or whatever,
and when i was crossing the parking lot her mom was there with a lot of groceries, so helped carry them in, and i try to leave cuz chris wasnt there, but then i'm helping put the food away,
then i try to leave again, but she needs help reseting her computer to facotry settins.........
and it was like a movie, she goes in her room and comes back out in a house coat, and bam..... sits on my thigh, and she's this nicely in shape cute puerto rican woman, and oh shit, i just grew the bone in like 2 seconds, and of course she felt it, but she didnt move.
so i said fuck it, what i do i have to loose now, and made the kiss on the cheek, and she kissed back, and she makes a good kiss, it was fuckin awesome,
to have spit out 3 kids, her shit was hella proper, i thought it would be like putting a hot dog in a hogie role, but she was on point........ like her daughter,
different night, different story, different thread.
