Stupidest thing you've ever done when you were horny

[apeezly]

I had gay sex for the first time at my high school in the locker room with my best friend..........................and my other friend walked in

 

[cityboy-stl]

Followed someone into an abandoned house to have sex and got robbed.
I was 19 at the time. I'm a little smarter now.

 

[Sa245cool]

in highschool there were those chairs you sat in with no backs and i used to try and feel up the guys ass who was sitting in front of me. don't get me wrong, there was this one guy who was hot and liked it, but i wasted so much time on top of the creep factor. but dammmn dog, he used to wear sagging jeans and eventually i got my hands involved and class went by so much faster lets just say.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Sex can never be stupid.

 

[Shepherd 2]

Yes, this probably fits here. I wrote a blog about this even about 15 months ago. After 22 years with arguably the finest partner one could have, I met an old high school buddy, who played football with me. He had been the center and I the quarterback. I literally too the ball out from between his legs, without any sexual thoughts I could recall. Well he had a lot of fantasy about that.

Fifty years later we meet at our class reunion, and he invites me to a local bar and then back to his house, where he procedes to tell me he want to give me a blow job. Stupidly, I let him give me an OK blow job, and then after the excitement of that moment, I drove home to my partner of all those years. I felt like shit for quite a while, and then I confessed to him.

The casual sex with the old friend and the betrayal of my partner were both stupid. I have regretted it since the moment I came in that man's mouth. He keeps wanting to hook up now, and so I am reminded with too much frequency that stupid has a way of just going on.

Shep+

 

[hungrybrownbear]

Hey, you like popsicles? Then you need to come down to my cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles...mmmmmm...

Dammit, I would totally fall for that. -.-;;




Errr, one time in liek 5th grade, I got really horny at night so I went out and tried to do it with a tree. That didn't work, my thingy got scratched up, and then when I went back in to go to the bathroom there were like ants crawling all over me.


.....................................


yeah.

 

[InkOfTruth]

I watched a lot of porn when I was younger, and still do. I think a few people caught me. Though they never said anything.

 

[Yohan1989]

I did put a tooth paste on my dick and jerk off and at first it felt really good but then minutes later it was burning and I was dancing around like I am on fire. My dick kept being hard, but still had to run into the bathroom to clean it off.

 

[Fishstix]

I gave oral sex when I bit the inside of my cheek earlier that day and let the guy cum in my mouth. I COULD'VE GOTTEN AIDS THAT WAY! I was so young, stupid and horny, I still am but a little wiser now. Luckily I didn't get anything.

The sad thing is, is that a lot of people probably make the same mistake. For me, no more letting a guy cum in my mouth unless I'm in a long term relationship with him and we both get tested. It's either gonna go on the face or on the stomach from now on.

 

[Sunshine]

Stupidest thing I've ever done while horny.....


put videos on Xtube.

 

[Sunshine]

I gave oral sex when I bit the inside of my cheek earlier that day and let the guy cum in my mouth. I COULD'VE GOTTEN AIDS THAT WAY! I was so young, stupid and horny, I still am but a little wiser now. Luckily I didn't get anything.

The sad thing is, is that a lot of people probably make the same mistake. For me, no more letting a guy cum in my mouth unless I'm in a long term relationship with him and we both get tested. It's either gonna go on the face or on the stomach from now on.

Btw, after reading this I really wanted to smack you. Just saying.

 

[thisisinteresting]

I don't do stupid things.

Ever.

how about spelling your name with a u lolol

I guess the worst/stupidest thing I've done was hooking up with a guy more than twice my age (40 year old). Part of it was horniness but the main part was feeling like shit from breaking up with my first bf... I felt really lousy after hooking up so I guess it's karma.

I don't understand. Why... ah fuck it. Having sex with someone definitely needs karmic retribution.

For me either masturbating in semi-public places or hooking up with someone I don't know from the internet

 

[VenomGGXX]

ugh, it's so embarassing. When I was 12 I stuck my dick in an old sofa in the house and humped it for awhile but one of the springs pricked my shaft and it was bleeding for 3 days. I still have a little hole in my dick and it's healed but you can tell the skin is gone. I have to wash it everyday so it doesn't get infected.

 

[Fishstix]

Btw, after reading this I really wanted to smack you. Just saying.

It's ok, I deserve it. I want to smack myself too.

 

[Titanic]

ugh, it's so embarassing. When I was 12 I stuck my dick in an old sofa in the house and humped it for awhile but one of the springs pricked my shaft and it was bleeding for 3 days. I still have a little hole in my dick and it's healed but you can tell the skin is gone. I have to wash it everyday so it doesn't get infected.

Oh god, that sounds absolutely horrible, I feel so bad for you.

Sadly I don't have many stories to add to this thread, perhaps I'm just a boring and predictable lover. Or sensible, perhaps...

 

[Jerry]

public display of horniess. at Folsum Street Fair in San Francisco i was watching a group of totally hot guys going at it, and joined in with others who were jerking off in a circle around them. after i got off i realized that there were several camcorders documenting the incident. a couple of years later, a friend of mine living in New Orleans called me up and said "Skoot, you'll never believe the video i saw playing at a club tonight!"

So ummm, yeah, where's this video???

 

[jamie_01930]

I wanted to be fucked in rhe worst way but it was just me and my Dildo but no lube so i searched and searched and the only thing at the time was butter

hey it worked just fine, really

 

[hungrybrownbear]

I wanted to be fucked in rhe worst way but it was just me and my dildo, but no lube so i searched and searched and the only thing at the time was butter

hey it worked just fine, really

ooh, that works?

mmmmmm. I love butter.....

 

[Horschallen]

Stupidest thing I've done when horny was to meet a guy off of squirt that I had barely chatted with, hadn't even seen a picture of and who told me that the door would be open and the apartment dark.... His only assurances were that he was well hung and good looking. Then I had bareback sex with him... I still cannot for the life of me fathom what inspired me to go for it but he was insistent. As it turned out he was an OHL player (kinda like doin a college football player for Canadians), had a 10 inch dick, had leg muscles I could climb, had the endurance of a racehorse, was into all the kinky wild shit I liked and thought I was a pretty hot lay too. I ended up fucking him at least 15 - 20 more times over the course of 4 or 5 months lol. Best sex I'd ever had until I met my fiance !

Great story!

 

[boxerdudeuk]

cybering doesnt really do anything for me

ditto.... i don't get it.

what's BETTER though - are cases of "cyber rape".... um... what?