Stupidest thing you've ever done when you were horny

[CudDULL]

Hooked up with people I shouldnt have.

 

[Kyanimal]

Played with other Guys' partners instead of just my own.

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[youngnihilist]

have a pretty unlimited tolerance (the cost it would take to get my drunk is too expensive for one night) and dont' get that horny so nothing bad here. but I am curious who do you have sex w/when drunk horny? is it basically anyone?

 

[fed1983]

I had sex for the first time... yes, it was stupid, because it was years ago, when online dating existed, but it was really hard to upload/download pics, so most of the online dates were 'blind'. But I was so horny and desperate, like a 17 y/o virgin boy, he said he was a swimmer, so I started to fantasize about his body. Then I got to his place and he was not my type at all, but I didn't want to be impolite so I came in, and then we had sex, which I regretted afterwards.

The funny thing is that we didn't kiss, so my first fuck was way before my first kiss :-S Generally it's the other way round.

 

[ozguy]

Stupid, stupid me .... talk about an expensive wank!!!!! ....

Was watching a porn vid on my notebook last night and wanking with one hand whilst holding onto a glass of wine in the other. Eventually shot my load and in the frenzy of the moment ended up spilling most of the wine onto my keyboard. Now my notebook is fucked as many of the keys and other functions won't work. Can't even log in coz some of the letters in my password don't work.

At least the old desktop 'puter still works!

Note to self: No more wanking and drinking at same time near computers!

 

[TKrandy]

Not so isolated!!!! love to running - went on a long run up an isolated beach last summer. hot and sweaty, dropped the gear and went for a dip. felt great and horny as always hehe so sat on the beach below a rim and had a wank. just as i got off, discovered i had an audience ...... including a couple of guys i knew

 

[biguy732]

One day I was on my way to the ABS to hopefully hook up with a guy, but I stopped by the tanning salon first. I was so horny that I just jerked off all over myself in the tanning booth. Kind of funny what your cum looks like in a tanning booth. Never made it to the ABS that night.

 

[orryyon]

ugh, it's so embarassing. When I was 12 I stuck my dick in an old sofa in the house and humped it for awhile but one of the springs pricked my shaft and it was bleeding for 3 days. I still have a little hole in my dick and it's healed but you can tell the skin is gone. I have to wash it everyday so it doesn't get infected.

ouch!!! obviously it wasn't worth it ... or was it?

 

[mbamike]

Got fucked without a rubber. That is flat out fucking stupid and a half. I lucked out, thanks god, but that doesn't make it OK.

But that still doesn't make it OK.

What he did.

I was going on a weekend business trip to a city about two hours away. Made plans to hook up with a guy I met on Adam4Adam.

We hit it off extremely well. We had a great deal in common. We spent the entire weekend together except when I was in my meetings.

He fucked me several times with a rubber on. It felt so great I just had to have him bareback.

Looking back, that was fucking stupid.

 

[crest22]

I had a few glasses of wine and it was about 2am. I put on my running shoes and ran around the block naked twice. I was like omfg what did I just do. No one saw me that I know of and I was so glad to be home after. LOL yikes if I got caught.

 

[justsimon]

Sex with an ex.

 

[NewStart]

When to Babylon, a rather exclusive gay bathhouse in Bangkok, with my boyfriend, sucked him in the sauna, dodged this fat guy who was chasing us, found an empty semi-lit cabin, left the door ajar, and started to fuck. I came just right when a cute asian twink walked in to watch. He wanted to jerk my bf off (i came first), but i won't let him touch. LOL.

Felt really sleazy afterwards. Had a quick shower with my bf (its was an open shower) got hard again at the thought of him fucking me in the open, but didn't want to draw too much attention right then

 

[Kyanimal]

I had a few glasses of wine and it was about 2am. I put on my running shoes and ran around the block naked twice. I was like omfg what did I just do. No one saw me that I know of and I was so glad to be home after. LOL yikes if I got caught.

Ha! We need to do some wine tasting together!!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[M4P]

Slept with an ex

 

[NineOfClubs]

Left the bar and went home alone....

 

[ozguy]

Stupid, stupid me .... talk about an expensive wank!!!!! ....

Was watching a porn vid on my notebook last night and wanking with one hand whilst holding onto a glass of wine in the other. Eventually shot my load and in the frenzy of the moment ended up spilling most of the wine onto my keyboard. Now my notebook is fucked as many of the keys and other functions won't work. Can't even log in coz some of the letters in my password don't work.

At least the old desktop 'puter still works!

Note to self: No more wanking and drinking at same time near computers!

Update on above .... notebook started working again after a few days .... must have sobered up!

 

[hotdog1846]

I used to be an avid mountain biker, and one day I was on a ride in the mountains near my house. It was a glorious day -- warm sun on my back, amazing azure blue Colorado skies with puffy white clouds, the mountains rising in sheer majesty all around me. As I rode through a meadow, legs pistoning, biking shorts sweaty from my ride, breathing in the fresh air scented with pine and grasses, and every fiber of my being feeling fabulously alive, a thought crossed my mind:

Why not Become One With Nature?

The more I thought about it, the better it sounded. I headed off the trail for a grove of willow bushes, dappled with sun, that offered a view of the meadow and peaks beyond. My dick was hard and throbbing in anticipation before I even made it to the bushes. The day was embracingly warm, the sun relaxing, and as I stripped down to my skin, I thought "I can't wait ... Becoming One With Nature ... this is going to be the greatest thing ever!"

I spread my clothes on the grass and lay down, and started to stroke my raging hard dick. Waves of pleasure washed over my whole body as the sun's radiance and the fresh air relaxed my mind into a state of bliss.

Then I felt a tickling on my leg. I looked down and saw ... I had laid down on a pile of ants.

I got up and moved operations to a different spot in the willows. In short order I was back to Becoming One With Nature, fingers and palm lovingly caressing my hard throbbing dick, leaking precum like a faucet. I was in bliss and my body shuddered with pleasure ... until I heard buzzing.

A curious bumblebee was buzzing around my dick, investigating the precum, joined by a small swarm of horse flies looking for a tasty meal of fresh blood.

I sat bolt upright. The bumblebee flew off, and I sat shooing away flies for a minute. I was finally left in peace ... no bees, no ants, no flies ... my dick was still rock hard and the day was still glorious, and I desperately wanted relief from the cum boiling in my balls. I started to stroke again ...

... until I heard the unmistakeable high-pitched whine of mosquitos.

Then, before I could shoo away the mosquitos, something big went crashing through the bushes behind me! A deer? A mountain lion? A bear?

My heart was pounding and my mind was racing as I leaped to my feet and pulled on my clothes. I never did see what went through the bushes. I got back on my bike and rode for a bit, but after I calmed down, I found I was still horny, but not in a good way anymore. I ended up hurriedly finishing myself off, standing up, fully clothed in a thick grove of trees.

Becoming One With Nature sucks.

 

[tonyboy]

Well there are a great number of things that I've done that would fit in this category..
I hope I"m allowed to list two here...

One... well I met this guy once at a park, just a pickup... we drove to another park inside the city limits.. Its a very beautful place, surrounded by trees, a creek running through.. back then it was a gay hookup place... at least at that time of night..
But the thing is it was fully lighted up.
But did not stop me and him. It was summer so I was just wearing short cuttoffs.. he was in the same thing. We get to a place, fully lit up. And we just hold and kiss, then we get naked... lot's of other people around.
He lifts me up and hold me next to him. My hard cock is rubbing next to his. The I fuck him... yeah, right if full view of everyone.
Standing up!.
Just was so horny that night, as was he..
Went back to the original park to take him back to his car.... he got in mine before he went to his... sucked me dry.
That was embarrassing and stupid.
Both parks were patrolled by police.

My #2.. well once when I was just 17 I had a job pulling weeds for some rich guy. I went there one summer day, it was hot as hell.
I got horny... he had a very nice home with a shaded patio... I got naked and layed on his chaise lounge...laid there naked for a long while, playing with my dick and balls.. then jacked off, thought I was alone... but nope.. there was someone in the house..
I could see her after I finished.. she watched the entire thing from behind a curtain. I was so ashamed I left right then... never did go back to finish the weeding... and bad thing is the guy paid me in advance.

 

[badboy89]

i was drunk and let one of my best friends suck me off. hes very unattracitve and never had cock before (bless him) so i laid back and drank my beer and closed my eyes and enjoyed it. now he wants it all the time

 

[ElroyAuto]

My dad and i had sex in k-mart he had to go to the bathroom so i followed him. And i told him i am horny so i sucked him off and pull out a condom and told him to lean against the wall and i fucked him it was out in the open we dint went inside the stall. So anyone could walk in after we fuck i pull the condom off and threw it on the floor felt sorry for the janitor LOL .and we left the people at the service desk gave us a strange look.


And another time My dad and i was at the park and i sucked him off out in the open we was sitting on a Bench.During the day some homeless man walked and i started licking his dick like a pop sickle.