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Stupidest thing you've ever done when you were horny

OK, I've got a fresh one, cos it was only two weeks ago.

Having a drunk guy sucking my cock in the toilet of a gay bar, lol, so embarrassing! The security guys came knocking at our door, cos they realised we were two guys inside of there. Then the embarrassment of coming out of the toilet and the people there lining up waiting for their turn to pee. LOL.

It was really stupid and embarrassing, but at least now I've got an anecdote to tell :-P
 
Stupid things I've done when I'm horny? OMG, I can't list them all here!


All I know, is I want more than sex now. I've done public sex, I've done public masturbation, and just about everything else.

I'll settle for a nice romantic one-on-one now and probably be happier than ever.
 
Almost slept with an ex.

I guess that wasn't really that stuipd cos I didn't go through with it, but the fact I considered it was pretty dumb.
 
Well the furthest I went was, looking at a 60ish lawyer whom I work with, with the "I want you in my bed" look. And he knew that. :lol: Mind you, he is the most despicable person I've ever met in my life. Can't believe myself I wanted to do anything with this man. I usually feel guilty when the lust died out. :mrgreen:
 
Saw an older (about 50), fatter guy wanking at the urinals one afternoon at a mall toilet. I was so horny all day that I just reacted-I stood at the urinal next to him and since there was no one else there, I kissed him and let him take me into a stall where he jerked me off and I him, and all the while he was trying to force his tongue in my mouth even though I wasn't having it.

Just typing this makes me feel ill when I recall that incident.:eek:
 
tonyboy said:
...My #2.. well once when I was just 17 I had a job pulling weeds for some rich guy. I went there one summer day, it was hot as hell.
I got horny... he had a very nice home with a shaded patio... I got naked and layed on his chaise lounge...laid there naked for a long while, playing with my dick and balls.. then jacked off, thought I was alone... but nope.. there was someone in the house..
I could see her after I finished.. she watched the entire thing from behind a curtain. I was so ashamed I left right then... never did go back to finish the weeding... and bad thing is the guy paid me in advance.
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I was about that age and I had a similar experience...

I was weeding for a friend of the family and he also had a shed that was kind of attached to the house but was pretty much open, only covered. I got bored of pulling weeds and horny...so I made sure nobody was home and stripped down to my boxers and jacked it for a while...I finally came hard and when I came to my senses I heard some rustling in the leaves behind me and I turned and there was this really cute guy standing there....he had this grin on his face and simply asked me if the owner would be home soon so they could start repairing the roof. I was soooooo embarrassed! When I look back now I almost wish I had asked him if he wanted a turn. *|*
 
Oh man, reading this Thread has made me feel so much better about the stupid things I've done. I thought I was the only idiot in the world.

Hooked up on Gaydar with a guy who left the door open for me and the bedroom light off. During the whole act I never got a good look at his face but he had a hot bod.

Fucked a guy in the park once, sans condom, based on his word that he was "safe". Thankfully he was.

Had b/j's from more guys than I choose to remember while at a sauna, none of whom I was attracted to but just because I had to get my rocks off. Any port in a storm. :(

Now if we were to change this to stupid things I've done while "drunk", I could write a novel. ;)
 
Pick up an old roommate's dirty underwear and hold them to face, only to have him come right back into the room and see me. Awkward moment.

Car was in the shop and I had to wait several hours, so I had the courtesy car at the dealership drop me off at a gay sauna. One time I even had my mom pick me up from there, but she's cool and has been to gay clubs and stripper bars with me.

Jackin off in the living room and shooting into a glass.
Then I went to bed and left the glass there.
 
Horny and drunk, tried sucking off a straight friend.

He's not a friend anymore. Even though he did say he wasn't mad at me and that we were good, things aren't the same.

Pretty stupid

And that'll never happen again
 
Piggy said:
Had cybersex.
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Anyone miss Piggy?

OT...yeah I did stuff unusual things up my arse but that's about it. Usually when I am crazy horny I'm not going to go out in public and do elaborate things because I just want to get off. Coffee shops and other places don't make me horny even if there's eye candy. Going to a sauna doesn't count because it's not stupid (well unless you have unsafe sex then you are stupid!). Sex in the bushes doesn't count either....
I guess putting a metal cock ring on and then having to go to the ER to get it cut off might count but only heard that. Also the story about the guy who stuck his dick in the inlet hole of a pool and got stuck in there and emergency services had to come and get him out!
 
ElroyAuto said:
My dad and i had sex in k-mart he had to go to the bathroom so i followed him. And i told him i am horny so i sucked him off and pull out a condom and told him to lean against the wall and i fucked him it was out in the open we dint went inside the stall. So anyone could walk in after we fuck i pull the condom off and threw it on the floor felt sorry for the janitor LOL .and we left the people at the service desk gave us a strange look.


And another time My dad and i was at the park and i sucked him off out in the open we was sitting on a Bench.During the day some homeless man walked and i started licking his dick like a pop sickle.
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Resurrecting this thread was worth it if only for this post.

Wow. Almost 5 years ago. They grow old so fast.
 
ravenstar said:
Who knew Elroy and his dad had been together so long. And they say gay relationships don't last.
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They outlasted K-Mart.

rareboy said:
And another time My dad and i was at the park and i sucked him off out in the open we was sitting on a Bench.During the day some homeless man walked and i started licking his dick like a pop sickle.
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And then... there was this one time at band camp...
 
This was a fun read...especially Elroy and the trip to Kmart:mrgreen:

I have so many I can't even begin to figure out the stupidest thing....

There was the cab driver in Reno who fucked me hard when he dropped me off at the hotel in the backseat but I had my ass bent over the seat with my feet on the ground outside and he was standing...we didn't know we had an audience...he was hot as fuck...

Oh wait....I know the worst...it was Hong King...had a really long gang bang with ALOT of different men. I am not sure I was horny though.....my ass was really sore afterward...OUCH
 
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