Sue a JUB member.

[deerborne]

I don’t need to sue anyone but I do wish to announce that I offer mediator services for those of you who wish to settle. My standard rate is 35 cents per person per litigation (25 cents if your name is Sue).

 

[The_Reaper]

He knows who he is....

and he knows what he's done.

 

[_AJ_]

im australian so i cant be stuffed to sue anyone

 

[star-warrior]

I think I'd sue you all for making this place such an addictive place to be.

 

[treanir]

I'm not American, so I don't sue people for minor things.

So sue me

 

[RationalLunacy]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to sue Bashful because I never got my pillowcases!

(Anyone else remember that?)

 

[Christopher123]

Gmoney, for saying this...LOL

I wondered when you were gonna see that. I saw it last night and cracked up.

I would sue Abandoned for being so HOT and Nametaken for being so cute.
There are some others I would sue but I'm not going there...LOL

You can't sue people for being cute, ya big silly!

If that were the case, I'd be taking a hell of a lot of Jubbers to court. And if I won, I'd be a seriously rich bastard.

I'm gonna sue JD and Seth for not offering the smiley collection in the blogs.

 

[SamsDad]

I've got to sue Bashful also, but for alienation of affection. He's getting more and more scarce everywhere, except for the newbie board.

 

[herenthere]

I'm going after the BIG BUCKS!!!!!!

Anyone want to join me in a Class Action Suit against ELVIN
We will fine tune the charges later...

LOL

 

[Kulindahr]

Jordy03, you can't sue over copyright infringement on the term "Taco Hell" unless you were already using it in 1987; by then it was common at OSU, and thus in the public domain.


I wanna sue everyone with more posts than I have, to make our counts equal! Accumulating riches over what the rest have is unjust.

 

[jamie_01930]

So that would mean there would be one sueee and one sewer????

 

[herenthere]

So that would mean there would be one sueee and one sewer????

 

[Kulindahr]

What was Sue in progress of?

 

[Kulindahr]

In progress of...being in progress! That's what!

Progress... that's like... wait -- you mean Sue was coming???

 

[luminum]

I think I'd sue Elvin and thewiz, just so I could break them and bring them closer to me through dependence and assimilate them into my harem. Bwahahahahaha!

 

[Kulindahr]

I think we're having too much FUN with this GAME!

 

[Croynan]

I lost my home, so I sued my hamster for his.

Don't dare lay a finger or a suit on Rupert. You do and my teddy bear will be on the first plane going east to SETTLE THE CASE OUT OF COURT.

As for Tony suing you - if you both now have rings that is considered a spousal relationship and one spousal cannot sew another spousal as it is not recognized in the constitution that spousals even exist. It will never stand up in court. And if it does they you can sue him for spousal abuse and neglect. Of course the then can sue you for not maintaining the spousal residence as you should and Rupert can they counter sue you for trying to take his property by eminent domain or more commonly know as the big guy taking advantage of the little guy.

In the meantime you need to get back to work or you will be sued for making false statements on your application that you are qualified to work. And with that they will take you back to court and the court will "Carpe Diem." and following that, you are threw once and for all.

Now go get a snack for Rupert and apologize to him for you un-holiday behaviour.

Baah Humbug.

eM.

 

[Kulindahr]

I thought we were talking about a 'boy named Sue.'

 

[Christopher123]

I'm suing Christopher for copyright infringement of the phrase "Taco Hell", and for the offensive lack of popcorn strung together on his Christmas tree.

We can always share

 

[Christopher123]

I'm gonna sue Elvin for hittin' the bottle a little too early.