Supermarket employee hands out semen-tainted yogurt samples

[sixthson]

Like yogurt, I have always found semen to have a probiotic benefit. Especially Greek yogurt............or Greek semen.

 

[Jayden]

Cumgurt?

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[Eternaldarkness]

Damn..I thought that all this time that is how you make yogurt!

I better eat all mines before the cops come..wanna share?

 

[burnoutstar]

I agree that identifying semen in a cup of yogurt seems unlikely.

 

[NedNickerson]

Update: DNA Links Grocery Clerk To Semen Found In Yogurt Sample Eaten By Woman

Laboratory tests have confirmed that semen found in a yogurt sample consumed by a New Mexico woman matches the DNA of a grocery store employee who was suspected in the tainting case, according to police.

The results linking Anthony Garcia, 31, to the revolting January 25 incident at Albuquerque’s Sunflower Farmers Market were received today by investigators, according to Sergeant Trish Hoffman, an Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson.

Full article:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster...und-yogurt-sample-eaten-woman-010209003202011

 

[SexyKev]

Um.......ew!

 

[Ram]

Where's this supermarket again? No, no... just buying some grocery. Wait he is not in jail right? Still working there right? Good, good. Yeah some grocery.

 

[benners]

Haha. Hey!--That's my city! -_- Fail. Saw this on the evening news last night. Blech! Not interested in yogurt with spunk on the side.

 

[eximius]

Just great...I finish my personal cup of Greek yogurt with strawberry at the bottom and then pull onto JUB for this story!!

Way to ruin a healthy breakfast, lol.

Cum-tainting food products doesn't seem to accomplish much if the employee is trying to 'get back' at the customer. I don't get it - your trying to get the person to unknowingly consume a bodily fluid...so if it all goes successful (not like in this case, the dumbass was caught), the person has now consumed something without knowing they consumed it. So they go about their day not being affected...how is this getting back at someone who was affecting your day?

This seems, to me, like a spider (in this case aware of human phobias), sneaking into a person's bed at night and purposefully crawling into their mouth while sleeping. As if the spider can say "Hah! You unknowingly ate a spider, take that you spider-scaredy-cat!"...all the while the person goes about their new day not realizing a spider was even on them.

It is just stupid imo. If you want to get back at a customer, do something like not accept their coupons....or pack their items in a bag that will rip on the way out...or idk, I'm not really one to come up with ways to fuck with people, but if I did I wouldn't give them the pleasure of not being affected by my efforts....lol

Either way, I'm going to avoid eating and then hopping on JUB, and especially avoid hopping on JUB before eating!! lol

 

[voyager1994]

That's why I only pick up yogurt that are sealed. Hmmm...I suddenly feel the urge to have yogurt now....wait I do have Summer Berry Swirl Yogurt, yum!

 

[star-warrior]