surprise butt sex!

[wallowwallow]

I'd like to know how other bottoms handle spur of the moment sex.

I will/not can not bottom unless I am certain I'm 100% clean down there, which means giving myself an enema or at the very least a shower. This gives me tons of anxiety though, because it seems to negate any possibility of spur of the moment sex.

How do you guys deal with this kind of situation?

(also, mini-rant: a month or two ago Brian Moylan on gawker.com wrote 'The Secrets Gay Men Don’t Want Straight People to Know', and one of them was something along the lines of 'gay sex is messy and we're ok with that'. I wanted to slam my head against the screen. Poop is disgusting, and I would never have sex with someone who was okay with a little 'mess'. So depressing that this walking stereotype is trying to speak for all gays. Ironically, he refers to himself as a 'shit-talker'. You are Brian, in more ways than one.)

 

[sixthson]

I refuse to have only the sex that I have planned for. It's just so...anal.

 

[palemale]

I'd like to know how other bottoms handle spur of the moment sex.

I will/not can not bottom unless I am certain I'm 100% clean down there, which means giving myself an enema or at the very least a shower. This gives me tons of anxiety though, because it seems to negate any possibility of spur of the moment sex.

How do you guys deal with this kind of situation?

(also, mini-rant: a month or two ago Brian Moylan on gawker.com wrote 'The Secrets Gay Men Don’t Want Straight People to Know', and one of them was something along the lines of 'gay sex is messy and we're ok with that'. I wanted to slam my head against the screen. Poop is disgusting, and I would never have sex with someone who was okay with a little 'mess'. So depressing that this walking stereotype is trying to speak for all gays. Ironically, he refers to himself as a 'shit-talker'. You are Brian, in more ways than one.)

A guy is sticking his cock up your ass, for Christ's sake! Were you expecting ice cream on his dick when he pulls out? Eat right, take regular poops, and wash your ass afterwards, and don't worry if there's a little Santorum left over after you do the deed.

 

[Benvolio]

Tell the top you haven!t prepared and let him decide.

 

[kev6922]

Tell the top you haven!t prepared and let him decide.

That's what I do

 

[BlondeCanadian]

Suggest taking a shower together? I love showering with a partner..

 

[Screwdriver4]

I've never had this problem, the only excess my body produces is glitter and sassy comments

 

[looseliam]

If I'm going out and there's the slightest possibility of a shag, I'll make sure I'm clean.

Sometimes, though, it just happens and one has to deal with it.

 

[KaraBulut]

I thought for a moment that this thread had been moved from Hot Topics since this is a No Flame Zone.

I will/not can not bottom unless I am certain I'm 100% clean down there, which means giving myself an enema or at the very least a shower. This gives me tons of anxiety though, because it seems to negate any possibility of spur of the moment sex.

How do you guys deal with this kind of situation?

Most guys accept a certain amount of messiness when it comes to sex. There are strange wet noises that happen. Air gets expelled at unfortunate times. Sticky, gooey fluids happen and they're often combined with sticky, gooey lube.

For the most part, enemas and douches make people feel "fresh" but it doesn't really get rid of the smells, the juices or the microscopic things that you really don't want to think about.

If it makes you feel better to do these things, then that's your choice but you will be limited to non-spontaneous sex. You can't really have it both ways. If a guy is horny (or drunk) enough, he'll fuck you anyway, anytime, anywhere, anyhow. It's going to be you who limits things to planned events.

 

[popcult80]

A guy is sticking his cock up your ass, for Christ's sake! Were you expecting ice cream on his dick when he pulls out? Eat right, take regular poops, and wash your ass afterwards, and don't worry if there's a little Santorum left over after you do the deed.

I just wanted to say great use of the word santorum!

 

[KaraBulut]

I just wanted to say great use of the word santorum!

Perhaps the only great use of the word, "Santorum".

 

[blublud]

A few years ago, I had one of those surprise "surprise" events. I had hung with this cute boy for a short time, had a couple of oral experiences. We went out for a few drinks one night and came back to his house where he was living with the rents still. They were in bed. We snuck into his basement and he began to ravage me, had my pants down and my cock in his mouth in a heartbeat. Next thing you know, he had me on my back on his workout bench, pounding away up my ass.

When it was all said and done, he pulled out a smelly, nasty fudgecycle cock. I was sooooo embarrassed.

Bless his heart. He said nothing and never did say anything about it. He just pointed me to the basement restroom to clean up while he went upstairs to the other restroom to clean himself.

On a later occasion, I had been out with another guy (non sexual) and after a night of partying, we stayed at a motel. Well, guess who shows up? The boy I mentioned above. Another surprise.

But this time, he fucked me royally, even made me come hands free, and not a hint of any mess. What a relief.

Sometimes I guess it just happens. Still, quite embarrassing.

 

[Darted]

With my boyfriend, we only have anal sex when we've decided so in advance.

 

[cocksucker4use]

I'd like to know how other bottoms handle spur of the moment sex.

I will/not can not bottom unless I am certain I'm 100% clean down there, which means giving myself an enema or at the very least a shower. This gives me tons of anxiety though, because it seems to negate any possibility of spur of the moment sex.

How do you guys deal with this kind of situation?

(also, mini-rant: a month or two ago Brian Moylan on gawker.com wrote 'The Secrets Gay Men Don’t Want Straight People to Know', and one of them was something along the lines of 'gay sex is messy and we're ok with that'. I wanted to slam my head against the screen. Poop is disgusting, and I would never have sex with someone who was okay with a little 'mess'. So depressing that this walking stereotype is trying to speak for all gays. Ironically, he refers to himself as a 'shit-talker'. You are Brian, in more ways than one.)

Uh, so straights don't have butt sex? From a lot of str8/bi whatever guys who fuck women...fuckin em in the ass is somehow primo. I mean, like it is real prevalent and nature's birth control...lol...Would be hard to believe that stickin your dick in a girl's butt is always a pristine and refreshing experience...

 

[Sam-I-Am]

Guys - I, as you see from my profile, consider myself straight. Yes, I lurk around here, probably to feed a bi curiosity.

I have never had anal sex, but I was having trouble with staying clean. I tried everything, but I had my gall bladder removed due to stones and that's when it started.

I went to a colo-rectal surgeon. He advised me to start using a fiber supplement. He recommended Konsyl, a more concentrated psyllium product. Wow!

The shit comes out well formed and leaves no rectal residue. One wipe (usually clean) and I'm done.

I cannot help but believe it is an answer to active anal receptive guys. It doesn't hurt to try it.

The surgeon also told me to avoid citrus products because they ads moisture more than bulk and can actually cause fecal retention.

Hope this has some value.

 

[EJMichaels]

Konsyl (original formula) is 100% psyllium husks (as opposed to ground whole psyllium seed). Most other psyllium products have sugar or other undesirable ingredients. Flavored Konsyl has either sugar or chemicals added.

Plain psyllium can be purchased from places that sell herbs by the pound or ounce, and from various sellers of supplements. Ground husks rather than whole husks are probably better for most people. I don't know if Konsyl has full, partial, or unground husks.

The tricky part is dissolving it in water. It gets thick and undrinkable quickly, and tends to stick to the roof of your mouth (and to the stirring spoon). The best method I've found is shaking it in jar with water. For traveling, I buy it in capsules. (I think those have pectin added, which is good digestion).

And to answer the original question - I'm grateful for having what a friend calls a "bonus hole". No unplanned anal sex. A simple "not ready" turns his attentions elsewhere.

 

[Sam-I-Am]

Fibre's Benefits for Fecal Retention

Great advice regarding Konsyl, EJ. I have bottles of the tablets I use when away from home.

You can buy the powder at Walgreens, WalMart, CVs, I know. I order mine online.

You are correct about it getting thick. I can't get it to mix stirred, only shaken.

I have sprinkled it on hot soup. Ends up like soft tofu and thickens the soup.

I have only seen Konsyl in fine powder, flavored, sugar-free packets and tablets.