Survivor 27: Blood vs. Water

[Adrock-JD]

Redemption Island is just wrong. Jeff Probst has become annoying as hell. Nevertheless, I'll be here for the drama and hopefully some guycandy.

 

[Spiff]

This is utterly ridiculous. Is the idea of two loved ones "competing" against each other for $1 million really considered as competition? "Oh honey, you beat me and brought $1 million home, I'm so mad at you." Really, instead of 20 competitors, it's really only 10. 10 teams of 2.

And we know this will only last two or three weeks, when they rearrange the teams and will no longer be B vs. W. Another argument for just having a regular Survivor with no stupid themes.

 

[slipintothefog]

Rupert's decision was very dumb, but also very Rupert. Because Laura will probably be the first one voted out of the returning player tribe anyway and he should realize that there's a very good chance he could end up having to duel her at RI.

And okay... Caleb is kind of hot and seems well-adjusted unlike his flailing fiance. He's really not even that chubby either. John and Brad are hot too but Brad is annoying. Tina is still a dried up fake ass ho. Monica and Laura <3

 

[slipintothefog]

"We have five guys. Four guys and a gay guy."

How the fuck did I miss that part?? I hope Caleb brushing off Brad in his confessional was foreshadowing that he'll turn on the guy alliance eventually. Because it's deserved after saying THAT line.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Candice's husband's chest and torso are where my eyes are gonna be for the rest of this lame season.

 

[falconfan]

This season has a surprisingly good amount of eye candy. I'm very glad that Aras has decided not to look like a mountain man anymore. Feels like there was a lot of subtext in that decision that was probably cut around. Not sure who to pull for on the new tribe quite yet, though I feel bad for Marissa. Whatever fate befell her it really wasn't her fault one way or another.

 

[slipintothefog]

Candice's husband's chest and torso are where my eyes are gonna be for the rest of this lame season.

Did the waterfall scene with John have you fanning too? I was surprised that my boyfriend had no comment at all during that since his tastes in men are much more typical than mine.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Child, I was fanning myself like Miss Celie in church.

Also I knew I loved John when Rupert was trying to be his usual "macho" jingoistic self all, "I'll take one up the ass for my wife! Growwwwwl" and John was like, "Meh, I think you can handle it Candice."

 

[slipintothefog]

Also, dear Tina Wesson,

If you take up this opportunity to form Survivor's first epic MILF alliance between you, Monica, Laura and Laura and the four of you manage to dominate this game all the way to the final four, I MIGHT forgive you for your perennial Ambore Brkich-Mariano and Jerri Manthey jealousy. Because this is the first season outside of Nicaragua to have so many middle-aged women on the same tribe and if there's one demographic I love even more than "batshit insane hilarious female" it's the "middle-aged female who goes insane early on but eventually buckles down and owns the game strategically" demographic.

Signed,
slipintothefog

 

[Sgt Pepper]

I assume that's why you (like me) were a fan of this awesome hag from Survivor's sister show*



(*which UGH that fucking Hayden gets to be the first crossover)

 

[slipintothefog]

KNOW THAT, Sgt Pepper.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Hayden only wishes he was that memorable/awesome on Big Brother. I'm already bored with him and his terrible hair (though OK his pecs are nice).

 

[slipintothefog]

At least he isn't SHOUTING anymore.

I'm trying to think which hilarious Big Brother woman would provide the most laughs if she went on Survivor. I can just imagine Elissa and her Xanax going up to the voting urn all, "Ughhhh, I waaant tooo voooote forrrr Jeffffff Proooobsttttt becauuuusssse heee's SUUUUCH a sexist tooool." And then maybe have Rachel pop up in the background to cackle.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Let's just be glad Brenchel weren't on Blood/Water cuz if anyone can out-tool Rupert in the falling-on-my-phallic-sword-for-my-woman category it's Brendan.

 

[slipintothefog]

I wouldn't mind that because Rachel is so much better WITHOUT Brendan around, while he's a mopey drip when he's on the show with or without HER.

Rachel on this season though... I dunno. Who'd she fight with? Rachel vs. any of the over 40 women doesn't sound very fun. Candice isn't that dynamic. Kat's not fiery enough. Colton maybe?

 

[That70sJoe]

Haven't watched it yet. Posting to subscribe.

 

[falconfan]

Hayden only wishes he was that memorable/awesome on Big Brother. I'm already bored with him and his terrible hair (though OK his pecs are nice).

His hair isn't even awful anymore. There's nothing notable about him anymore.

 

[Sgt Pepper]

Did I hear/see wrong or did Colton and Kat get into it during that challenge and he threatened to whack her with his oar?

 

[Sydney]

OMG Okay that was better than I expected!

1. Colton hasn't changed at all, we saw that when he yelled at Kat during the challenge which was unwarranted considering he could barely paddle himself.

2. Can't wait to see Gervase's reaction next episode (although I feel bad for Marissa I feel like she will do well on RI and I hope to see more confessionals from her during the season, I like her voice)

3. Stupid Rupert, chuck your *clearly inexperienced* wife on the tribe of returning players, she is going to go so far.. idiot.

4. Laura from Somoa is actually pretty hot now in a weird fucked up way lol, excuse my weird mind

5. Mmmmmmmmm Vytas is so perfect, thank god he is in the majority alliance

 

[slipintothefog]

The main problem with Vytas is that he has tiny, tiny nipples. Like, SUPER tiny. It's weird.

And yes Laura is a MILF (GILF actually). Monica is too despite the man hands.