Survivor Gabon Cast Is Up!

[falconfan]

I righty welll sadly I had to miss part 2 so I could watch Supernatural (which trumps Survior in my TV hierarchy) but my thoughts on part 1.

DAMN does Charlie want into Marcus's pants or what? I mean I picked up on it in the first five minutes when they were doing introductions. I mean did you see how insanely happy his gay ass was that Marcus picked him... he practically frenched him. So Marcus clearly has him in his pocket without even trying that's gotta be good for him. Unfortunately for him Jeff also wants to be fucked hard and fast by Marcus and the man Probst drools over never wins. Plus he's dominant male in what looks to be a strong winning group that just SCREAMS pick me off shortly before the merge.

Glad to see Michelle delivered to be the total bitch I expected. How the hell do you get voted off before the crazy unathletic old person? I mean you have to REALLY be a bitch to be voted off before her (which was a horrible decision for them).

But mainly I'm SO fucking mad at Jeff for this "team leader" shit!!! What the fuck is he talking about! You don't need to pick a leader you jackass. There's 8 of them I'm fairly certain it's not gonna be too hard to just take a fucking majority vote if they have to make any decisions. And Probst totally forced that "leader" role on poor GC who clearly didn't want the label. And who would? Who would want an arbitrary, powerless label that comes with no benefits but firmly affixes a target squarely on your back? Oh Probst would because he's a complete dumbass... that's who. This is the most blatant interfering he's done since he ripped Janu's torch from her hands and told her that she quit.

It seems like they're all in their underwear again I'm hearing echo's of Survivor China and I'm liking it

 

[falconfan]

Both tribes got ready built huts on their first day. They both got supplies.

I noticed that too. I was SO pissed about them not having to build a shelter. I mean OK sometimes there's a cave and that's a cop out but that's at least an acceptable cop out. THIS was ridiculous.

 

[aijalon18]

I righty welll sadly I had to miss part 2 so I could watch Supernatural (which trumps Survior in my TV hierarchy) but my thoughts on part 1.

DAMN does Charlie want into Marcus's pants or what? I mean I picked up on it in the first five minutes when they were doing introductions. I mean did you see how insanely happy his gay ass was that Marcus picked him... he practically frenched him. So Marcus clearly has him in his pocket without even trying that's gotta be good for him. Unfortunately for him Jeff also wants to be fucked hard and fast by Marcus and the man Probst drools over never wins. Plus he's dominant male in what looks to be a strong winning group that just SCREAMS pick me off shortly before the merge.

Glad to see Michelle delivered to be the total bitch I expected. How the hell do you get voted off before the crazy unathletic old person? I mean you have to REALLY be a bitch to be voted off before her (which was a horrible decision for them).

But mainly I'm SO fucking mad at Jeff for this "team leader" shit!!! What the fuck is he talking about! You don't need to pick a leader you jackass. There's 8 of them I'm fairly certain it's not gonna be too hard to just take a fucking majority vote if they have to make any decisions. And Probst totally forced that "leader" role on poor GC who clearly didn't want the label. And who would? Who would want an arbitrary, powerless label that comes with no benefits but firmly affixes a target squarely on your back? Oh Probst would because he's a complete dumbass... that's who. This is the most blatant interfering he's done since he ripped Janu's torch from her hands and told her that she quit.

It seems like they're all in their underwear again I'm hearing echo's of Survivor China and I'm liking it

I too cannot stand Jeff. He is the most annoying host on television, even beating out seacrest. It's unbelievable how his antics can fuck up people's entire game. Then to further validate his fuckery that asshole won an emmy.

 

[Ares]

Man, I was so worried during the second hour that my boi, Dan, would've been eliminated! They would've been the dumbest tribe in history if they got rid of a stronger male over a weak old lady like Gillian.

I agree. It was kind of strange how Exile Island seemed to have knocked a screw loose in his head though.

The whole Fang tribe is doomed anyway. I hope Matty is able to survive it, as he is quite purty.

 

[volumee]

Wait why is everyone saying a relationship between Marcus and Charlie in a kinky way. Marcus doesnt have a "kinky" relationship with Charlie. It's charlie that has one.. Is Marcus even gay?

Anywho I think it's hot too. I hope Charlie kisses him or conffesses love for him LOOL that would be so funny. It was romantic when they we're on the boat together

 

[falconfan]

Who cares? Why do you guys think this game has to be harder than it is? They're not joining the army, they're here to play a game, to outwit each other and win a million dollars. And the whole ritualistic "team building" crap we have to sit through early in every season ("Let's build shelter!" "Let's make fire!") is so boring at this point. I'd rather just jump right into the game.

Because my dear it's PART of the game. Every year the shelter building causing friction and affects relationships between people with a greater work ethic and people without one. And early first impressions for them can have an important impact on how comfortable they are with each other period.

 

[falconfan]

On the other team, I think they eliminated the correct first two people. Dan is super, super cute. Glad he survived and I also think Matty is SEXY. Seriously, his abs. Wow. Did anyone notice the tantalizing "V" shape he had going? That's not easy to achieve. I know this is unlikely but if Marcus, Dan and Matty make it reasonably far, it won't be hard watching this season, but I'll be hard watching this season.

If the Fang tribe gets murdered as thoroughly as I suspect than I think they'll be around for until the merge. When one team gets so thoroughly pounded they tend to keep the young males around for obvious reasons.

 

[Spiff]

Charlie is setting himself up for a hard fall, allowing himself to quickly get emotionally attached to a (straight) person he doesn't know at all. As everyone mentioned, Marcus is handling it admirably though with Charlie being so obvious with his attraction towards him. Although I can certainly understand the attraction, Marcus is attractive both physically and personality-wise. The doc has got an addictive bedside manner.

 

[Ohiospeedo]

I am loving this HD version. The show almost seems completely different somehow. Quite breath taking scenary...and High Def. is definately nicer when I am ogling over the men in their underwear doing yoga.

Charlie was almost borderline creepy with his interactions with Marcus. Telling him about his eyes, and how he felt, etc. Proud of how Marcus handled it.

 

[dline07]

I agree that Charlie's setting himself. Marcus could definitely use Charlie to his advantage... he has him completely wrapped around his finger.

As for my opinion...I haven't seen survivor since cook islands...but I think Fang's gotta be the dumbest tribe ever... their first tribal council was hysterical.

 

[voyager76]

I don't know about Dan being gay or bi but we can only hope Did anyone see Marcus' dick pop out of his boxer briefs during the big ball challenge? I missed it but someone posted a screen cap on a thread in the CBS forums. I've been searching all over the web for a video clip but haven't found one yet. I guess I learned my lesson & will have to DVR every episode from now on.

 

[aijalon18]

I am a bit curious why Marcus even chose Charlie. At that point I think most people would have chosen Dan who looked much stronger and less manic. I think the Doctor might like him too or he knew right away he could use that fool to further himself in the game. Either way I forsee another Marcellas and Roddy situation where Charlie makes a fool of himself.

 

[aijalon18]

LOL! Good reference! Though Marcus is a successful lawyer, relatively well spoken, and went to UPenn (which despite upper Ivy-snobbiness, it's still an Ivy). So he's probably guaranteed to be at least a little bit smarter than the delusional guy from BB3 who was too dumb to use the veto he won on himself.

But yeah Charlie's crush is cute, a teency bit creepy, and possibly fatal for his game. But hey, if it helps Marcus then yayy!

I think you mean Charlie is a lawyer. But I dunno gay people on these shows are so stupid when it comes to straight guys they crush on. I like Marcus though. He's my early favorite. He does seem like a good guy. I wouldnt blame him for sorta using Charlie, Charlie is a fool for throwing himself at him. So if he gets played it is his own fault. This is not manhunt or Love Connection he needs to get with the program..

 

[swmjck]

Voyager 76, Marcus' dick definitely popped out of the slit in his boxers. Not once , but twice. While initially watching, I couldn't believe my eyes. How did that get by the censors. I was taping it, so at the end I replayed it slow to make sure I saw what I saw and it definitely was his dick. For those of you that taped it , in the 2nd hour, it's right at the start of that big ball roll where they're all running to get to the ball. The camera is on Marcus alot so I don't understand how they missed it.

 

[Ares]

Isn't Jeff dating a former Survivor cast member? (A chick from Vanuatu IIRC)

 

[falconfan]

LMAO! I noticed that early on too falconfan.Like, wow he really wants the doctor. Not that I blame him, Marcus is the best looking guy there, but I have to say, Charlie is very cute and totally my type, in that he seems like a submissive bottom.

I like the Marcus/Charlie alliance and the blond girl they picked seems cool too. Not sure about the other one.

And yeah Jeff Probst needs to back the fuck up. He basically sandbagged that kid with the leadership role. He needs to stop trying to influence the game every season. Jeff also needs to just admit he's gay.

lol yeah Marcus is TOTALLY the hottest one there. Gorgeous and he seems like a nice guy to right now I'm definitely rooting for the group of four. Charlie is cute but not my type and lil on the creepy side.

On the otherside the only one who's really interested me is Crystal. I'm so glad she was smart enough to keep her mouth shut about her gold medal. Randy annoys me. Ken is buying into Jeff's crap and that annoys me. Dan is a cutey but on teh scale of lawyers I'm thinking... Public Defender maybe? His odd stacatto way of speaking really makes him sound dumb even if what he's saying isn't. Plus his inability to solve a clue that was less a "clue" and more like ummmm a blatant instruction dont' bode well for his intelligence. Matty seems to be doing well on the otherside, despite the unecessary y. He's strong enough to be secure in his position and it would be really easy for this leader crap to be thrust on him but he clearly knows when to keep his head down and his mouth shut.

 

[voyager76]

Marcus' manhood

http://i34.tinypic.com/71s45h.jpg

 

[Spiff]

Marcus' manhood

http://i34.tinypic.com/71s45h.jpg

Wow, incredible. The censors are quick to blur out any hint of a pubic hair peaking at the camera. But they missed Marcus's dick flopping all about? Amazing.

 

[uflyguy]

Thats hot. I have it DVRd for a friend. Now I'll have to watch it again with him to play slomo......

 

[Sbaraglia]

Re Charlie, it's funny how everyone but J-Man is bad-mouthing him and crushing on Marcus...which is...exactly why they're bad-mouthing Charlie. A little disturbing that there's sort of a group mutter about the only gay guy...who in my book is far hotter than Marcus or Matty...I actually don't see anything super hot about Matty, though I wouldn't kick him out of bed... Dan is super hot and fit, and I thought Charlie was crazy not to choose him for his tribe (esp after he dissed the others for not picking strong teammates),..but maybe his antenna told him "this one's a psycho"...I mean, what was up with Dan and exile island? Yeah, that wasn't a clue, it was "across the lake and in the sand crater" - ??? - wouldn't he have at least strolled over there to have a look-see before he starts crawling and swimming and sweating and crying? And then he comes back and says exile island made him re-think his taking part in Survivor itself??? And his intro to the group initially, "I'm trying to find myself" or whatever...yeah, good luck. I think you're on exile island. He's like a character in a Stephen King book, the guy who loses it really fast and has to be locked up.

The old guy from Maine surprised me a lot, I thought he'd be the typical old annoying guy who goes quickly, but now I can see him winning a la Yul, my all-time favorite...although maybe Yao man is more apt. And what's up with Sugar? I thought she'd drive me up the wall from her video at CBS before the show aired, but she's totally ok so far. I was actually sorry to see Michelle go - I kinda like the angry petulant bitches that everyone hates...seemed like she might have had some Eliza in her, but now we'll never know. Gillian should have gone first, glad she's gone period. (Typical old annoying woman who goes quickly.)