Talkintotherain

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm gonna burst if I don't get you inside me A.S.A.P.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I don't want a dream, I want him to tear my walls apart.

*exasperated sigh*

 

[hotatlboi]

lol, this should be an interesting thread.

 

[cmizer]

i want to top u fab!!!!!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^

Touche.

 

[G-Lexington]

(drums talons on table, awaits no-doubt brilliant explanation...)

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

See wha' ha' happint' was........

I got kidnapped, by these terrorists. And one of them was a FUH-LAMING, bitchy bottom.

Long story short, he has a thing for talkintotherain but doesn't have internet access so he told me to make this thread begging for rain's email addy so I could forward it to him.

I stick to this story as long as there are no follow-up questions, especially ones involving how I'm supposed to forward him an email address if he doesn't have internet access.

*awkward silence*

*jumps out of window and takes off down the street*

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

WTF kind of thread is this?? Marley, you're always about to burst if somebody isn't inside you! Always! You just need to buy yourself one of those floppy dildos that look like real penises and insert it into your ass every morning before you start your day. Then you'll always feel full and I won't have to do any work.

 

[G-Lexington]

Tears roll out of the INNER corner of the eye (since that's where the tear ducts are). So put down the glycerin, and get your ass back in the hot tub where it belongs.

Lex

 

[chillyboi]

LOL

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^The terrorists also performed experimental surgeries on me, one of which was switching my tear ducts to the outter corner.

Rough stuff man.

 

[G-Lexington]

You've got no idea what rough stuff IS. But you're about to find out.

Get BACK in that hot tub. And take the sack of marbles and the tiger ointment with you.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

What group of terrorist have flaming bottom? I thought they were suppose to be quiet religious people with shifty eyes and bombs? Also why are they in Charlotte, nothing of national importance is there?

Tell the truth your just upset you got dissed.

It's true! They were in Charlotte cuz of Bank of America. Duh!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You've got no idea what rough stuff IS. But you're about to find out.

Get BACK in that hot tub. And take the sack of marbles and the tiger ointment with you.

Lex

 

[giorgiobaby]

Fab, you could have Neo and Talkin to spit roast you girl, then you can have both ends full....

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[gdude30]

How about a fuck machine marley?

The Invader

 

[pocono]

Fab has good taste!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^He is a thing of beauty isn't he?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Moe Moe, what is it about me that he doesn't want?