Tarzan's penis...

[Dominus]

Is this what I think it is?

 

[peeonme]

I think it's his big toe.

 

[jaysizzles]

looks like his left foot/toes to me.

 

[rareboy]

It is the toes on his left foot.

But nice try.

 

[Alistair]

It would be bigger than that

 

[Telstra]

There are many Tarzans,
which one is that ?

 

[unloadonme]

Well, if it is his cock, it's bifurcated.

 

[ballcaphair]

If that's his penis standing at attention, it's smaller than mine.

 

[Hotrich]

It would be bigger than that

You would say that, Al! Naughty! Anyway, it’s certainly his left foot. No penis to see, so, sadly, I will go and have my evening meal!

 

[unloadonme]

...I will go and have my evening meal!

Sausages?

 

[Kahaih]

/\ Cooked in zebra fat.

 

[Vannie]

None of you mention the monkey...looking like he is gonna give Tarzan a handjob. I hope not more

 

[Charon]

It's his foot, m8.

 

[Cormac135]

Sadly not, though i can recall seeing one of Tarzan's balls as he was swinging on a vine, can't recall what Tarzan it was.

 

[unloadonme]

None of you mention the monkey...looking like he is gonna give Tarzan a handjob. I hope not more

The monkey is an ape. Hard to imagine how an orangutan found its way from Borneo to Africa to appear in a dodgy movie with the King of the Jungle himself

 

[Hotrich]

Sausages?

Hello, Paul. Boiled eggs, and tomatoes. I wonder what you will be having?

 

[gsdx]

Sometimes the mind sees what you want it to see.

For example, this:

It's not exactly what you might think it is at first glans... er... glance.

It's...

It's...

It's Daniel Radcliffe's thumb:

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

None of you mention the monkey...looking like he is gonna give Tarzan a handjob. I hope not more

That's what they use orangutan for in South-East Asian brothels...

The monkey is an ape. Hard to imagine how an orangutan found its way from Borneo to Africa to appear in a dodgy movie with the King of the Jungle himself

Don't forget the lion and the Asian elephants.

 

[Stardreamer]

There are many Tarzans,
which one is that ?

Miles O'Keefe, I think from the Bo Derek movie. There was an orangutan in that movie.

 

[NotHardUp1]

I have to confess. I only clicked on the thread because I thought it was about Taz's penis.