TBonez Chews over the top! 1000 posts!

[gmoney]

CONGRATS!!

TBONEZ!!

ON 1000 POSTS!!

YOU MAKE JUB SO LIVELY!!

I LOVE YOUR WIT AND WISDOM!!



:thewave: :thewave: :thewave: :thewave:​

 

[MidnightPrism]

YAY, Congrats you sexy beast

 

[tbonez]

Yur all too kind.

What could be a nicer way to suggest I need to get a life!

Having LAN issues...later gay-tors

 

[james1200]

Yur all too kind.

What could be a nicer way to suggest I need to get a life!

Having LAN issues...later gay-tors

Congratulations...if you hit 2,000 posts, you get to be the first to violate me.

 

[ronboy]

Tbonez,

YOU ROCK!

Congratulations on the first of many thousands of posts that I am sure you will be making!

 

[gmoney]

I suppose JUB crashing after the monster grew past 1,000 posts is ENTIRELY coincidental?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I tried to warn you all.

OMG! You really think he did that? I guess I did create a monster!

 

[tbonez]

Lock up your children and animals!

Actually, the small foraging animals can come out of the boroughs. Now that I'm officially back in circulation it's safe to surface. It was getting dicey for a bit and I did find myself staring at the rabbits at the pet shop just a little too long.

Everytime I see your posts I think...What a piece of meat!

Yes, the stories are all true I'm proud to say!

Congratulations...if you hit 2,000 posts, you get to be the first to violate me.

Right, now that I have a BF the offers are just rolling in! Where were you last month? I could have pulled an Elvin (posting poster boy) and been ticking your spleen weeks ago.

Congrats Tbonez....or should I say 'M'!

Keep up the good work on your intersting threads and posts, bud!

Keep the hash and Kailua brownies coming and I do my level best!

BTW, if you are thinking what I'm thinking , I'm not "M". We just both say "anyhoo".

Midnight,

I was so looking forward to being Mr. Numberfive

 

[james1200]

i'm assuming you'll be bored with him by the time you hit 2,000...i'm sure i woulda changed my mind by then anyway....we'll make it 3,000 posts. that way i can practice with my roomie's girlfriend's dildo

 

[phoneguy2]

Way to go


Tbonez


keep the posts coming


you're great!!​

PS everybody else. I think it was me who caused the crash. I was trying to add to this thread

Wally

 

[Fire]

Congrats man, we couldn't have done it without you!

 

[tbonez]

i'm assuming you'll be bored with him by the time you hit 2,000...i'm sure i woulda changed my mind by then anyway...

Now the back peddling begins!

Clearly you didn't read the fine print when you signed up. Any sexual offer posted on JUB is a binding legal contract.

Too late for your cootch, I've printed out your coupon, no alterations, no substitutions. Your ass is grass!

For the record, my previous BF lasted about 4 years (With a bit of time off for good behaviour here and there...mine, not his) and he's total self-indulgent twat. Always was and I always knew it. Just stupidly felt he might change. (Feels good to get that off my chest again!)

Anyhoo, the Jakester is da bomb. I'm thinking he's a keeper. Lucky for you...vice ass!

 

[tbonez]

Congrats man, we couldn't have done it without you!

Nuts man, I've done it all by myself millions of times, I bet you could too! Here, just grasp firmly below the head...not too tightly, ya like that. Now tug! (and repeat...)

 

[james1200]

awww...i'm happy for ya...we'll do other things when u get here that aren't cheating....ahem...technically cheating.

 

[Nonimus]

1000 Already? Fuck Me!

Congrats Mate!​

:thewave: :thewave: :thewave:​

 

[james1200]

wait til you reach 4,000 nonimus...the chav jokes will be flying again. i know you miss them.

 

[Bashful]

congrats!! Here Is To The Next 1000

 

[Lefty]

gotta admit,
you've made things pretty interesting at times. you keep typing and i'll keep reading

good show

 

[tbonez]

Fuck Me!

Really? Your island or mine? I'm so up for that!

 

[dkonfrost]

Congratumulations tbonez!!

:thewave:

 

[tbonez]

Hey thanks, I've been wanting to scope out your banana! (Nice curve)

BTW, if you give a gnats ass... I posted a current pic in my gallery. Why am I always wearing a bloody hat when someone has a camera?

Anyhow, a year of hard work and look, I've got a butt! I can't tell you how pleased I am. Still don't want it messed with, just nice to know it's there in case I change my mind.

WTF, here's the pic: Bonez at 1000. Don't look a day over 995 if I do say so myself!