Tea time thread (hats required)

[fabulouslyghetto]

FIRST show your hat, then spill some tea

TEA! The ex-wife of Nickelodeon star Kel Mitchell from All That. The Keenan and Kel Show and the Good Burger Movie claims she once walked in on Nick Cannon (Mariah Carey's baby daddy, former host of America's Got Talent, professional cornball) wearing her cheerleader uniform in bed with her husband. She said they weren't having sex but COME ON NOW!

Now, on a serious note, Kel was a young actor on Nickelodeon during their predator era so I hope his sexuality isn't a result of abuse. But as for Ms Nicky rumors have persisted her all through her career. And it's the worst kept secret that the Hollwood casting couch is bisexual, women AND men are welcome to advance their career by laying on their backs.

Nickeesha denies it, of course. Once upon a time rumors like this could impact your career so celebs would routinely take someone to court for defamation. Of course that doesn't work if the person defaming you has receipts.... So Nickyanna's denial is sorta like the republicans involved with the Jan 6 hearings. Proclaiming their innocence in the press but not under oath?

 

[Essex Boy]

I put this together myself to wear on the pier but it won't go through the doors on the little train.

As for the tea I'll leave that to the experts. I've posted this before but it's worth hearing again.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

because you have such a fantastic hat I forgive you for not having ANY tea.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh how the mighty have FALLEN honey! #metoo casualty Armie Hammer who was once a working actor is now..... selling timeshares in the Caymans! I guess the rich arent immune to money problems. For them its probably worse because everything they spend and finance is on a larger scale.

Someone found a flyer advertising the timeshare with his face on it and he was photod in an office all day, leaving periodically for smoke breaks. He initially denied reports that he was working there and said he was only helping a friend who works there, his agent confirmed this but now theres video of him doing the whole salespitch to a couple. Maybe his "friend" got a stomach flu and will be back to resume his role any day now?

If you dont know who he is, dont feel bad cuz neither do I. Never heard of him til he was in the news for sexual assault and talking about eating people.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/09/armie-hammer-cayman-islands-timeshare-office-salesman/

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Nobody remembers Kel Mitchell? I was in love with him.

KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA!!!

WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORRRRRRRRRDER?!

 

[Peloso]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

 

[Peloso]

No, that's the point. I have absolutely no idea what this thread is supposed to be.

 

[PipRosi]

Nobody remembers Kel Mitchell? I was in love with him.

KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA!!!

WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORRRRRRRRRDER?!

Be still my heart, yes!! Kid's programming sucks the big one now.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No, that's the point. I have absolutely no idea what this thread is supposed to be.

Gossip! Sit down with your sisters and spill some tea. Of course me being an elite member of society all my juice is about my peers, other celebrities, but it can be your neighbor your brother your professor, these college professors are always banging students. Who zoomin who? Who cheatin on they boyfriend? Who scammin credit cards? Who got chlamydia? If yall don't get this thread jumpin I will pass out just for attention don't think I won't.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Be still my heart, yes!! Kid's programming sucks the big one now.

I never understood why modern kids programming bugs me til it was pointed out how sexually charged it is.

*Activating generational vanity*

Back in my day the kid actors were legit comedians and actors and they didn't all look like beauty queens. Speaking of all that, I was in love with Lori Beth Denberg she was so fucking funny. And Katrina doing her Roseanne and Ross Perot impressions. Now it's just a bunch of models and generic muscle bros and they're always in situations that have a tinge of horniness in it. Yuck.

 

[PipRosi]

I never understood why modern kids programming bugs me til it was pointed out how sexually charged it is.

*Activating generational vanity*

Back in my day the kid actors were legit comedians and actors and they didn't all look like beauty queens. Speaking of all that, I was in love with Lori Beth Denberg she was so fucking funny. And Katrina doing her Roseanne and Ross Perot impressions. Now it's just a bunch of models and generic muscle bros and they're always in situations that have a tinge of horniness in it. Yuck.

Ick, it's just a hyperkenetic b-roll of smarmy one-liners. Highly sexualized for sure. I tried to watch the "It" movie and the demented frat boy prattle they put in these young boys' mouths. None of that was in the book.

Oh, I have my hat.



I understand we're to provide our own tea.... I could talk about this loony bish my brother is about to marry... Nah, too depressing. I'll keep thinking.

 

[PipRosi]

FIRST show your hat, then spill some tea

TEA! The ex-wife of Nickelodeon star Kel Mitchell from All That. The Keenan and Kel Show and the Good Burger Movie claims she once walked in on Nick Cannon (Mariah Carey's baby daddy, former host of America's Got Talent, professional cornball) wearing her cheerleader uniform in bed with her husband. She said they weren't having sex but COME ON NOW!

Now, on a serious note, Kel was a young actor on Nickelodeon during their predator era so I hope his sexuality isn't a result of abuse. But as for Ms Nicky rumors have persisted her all through her career. And it's the worst kept secret that the Hollwood casting couch is bisexual, women AND men are welcome to advance their career by laying on their backs.

Nickeesha denies it, of course. Once upon a time rumors like this could impact your career so celebs would routinely take someone to court for defamation. Of course that doesn't work if the person defaming you has receipts.... So Nickyanna's denial is sorta like the republicans involved with the Jan 6 hearings. Proclaiming their innocence in the press but not under oath?

Okay, I gotta say, a far better pairing than him and Mariah. I'd buy front-row seats.

 

[Peloso]

Gossip! Sit down with your sisters and spill some tea.

Oh, OK. Are Whoopi and Ted still together?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I understand we're to provide our own tea.... I could talk about this loony bish my brother is about to marry... Nah, too depressing. I'll keep thinking.

In-law beef is GOOD tea! Spill honey it'll make you feel better. And as your sisters we will cosign all the smack talking. Who does she think she is! Your brother could do so much better.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Okay, I gotta say, a far better pairing than him and Mariah. I'd buy front-row seats.

I can't get into Nick's face, and then that cornball behavior. Dude be codeswitching like hell. On Wildin Out it's "YEAH YEAH YEAH DAWG YA FEEL ME?" then on America's Got Talent he talks like Sarah Palin. The only person who gets a pass for codeswitching is my mommy.

And worst of all he got that tiny gym booty. Rock hard with no jiggle. Might as well slam my dick in between two cement blocks.

 

[PipRosi]

I can't get into Nick's face, and then that cornball behavior. Dude be codeswitching like hell. On Wildin Out it's "YEAH YEAH YEAH DAWG YA FEEL ME?" then on America's Got Talent he talks like Sarah Palin. The only person who gets a pass for codeswitching is my mommy.

And worst of all he got that tiny gym booty. Rock hard with no jiggle. Might as well slam my dick in between two cement blocks.

Oh no!That gym booty does sound dire. I've grown a healthy hatred for gyms. I want to see a man out in the elements, canoein' and stuff. I avoid celeb culture but I do recall Nick bein' amply dosed with that old 'american celeb fakeness'. Our culture is so immature. The code-switching thing (ha!) seems complicated. Not sure as my only major contact with american blackness was Dad, a charismatic schizoid all the white people adooore. I mean obsession. White ladies would befriend me just to try and get to him. With black folks he's very different, doin' the whole jivey number, "Alright now, brotha!" He did grow up an army brat, in mostly white schools. (his brother almost died because all the white hospitals turned him away.)

The lack of any code-switching is how I knew that most media black folks are written by white guys. They have a black astrophysicist sounding like he's on a street corner.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, OK. Are Whoopi and Ted still together?

Are you talking about Made in America?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh no!That gym booty does sound dire. I've grown a healthy hatred for gyms. I want to see a man out in the elements, canoein' and stuff. I avoid celeb culture but I do recall Nick bein' amply dosed with that old 'american celeb fakeness'. Our culture is so immature. The code-switching thing (ha!) seems complicated. Not sure as my only major contact with american blackness was Dad, a charismatic schizoid all the white people adooore. I mean obsession. White ladies would befriend me just to try and get to him. With black folks he's very different, doin' the whole jivey number, "Alright now, brotha!" He did grow up an army brat, in mostly white schools. (his brother almost died because all the white hospitals turned him away.)

The lack of any code-switching is how I knew that most media black folks are written by white guys. They have a black astrophysicist sounding like he's on a street corner.

You said a mouthful right there. This runs parallel to men writing for women too. I finally realized why the X-men movies bothered me so much. You can tell they were written by men. In the comics and ubiquitous 90s cartoon Rogue and Storm were powerful women, Rogue with her southern sass and Storm with her speeches during battle. Then we get the movies and they're meek little mice you barely even notice when they're on-screen. Even before the absorbed the powers of the cosmic defender Ms Marvel Rogue was nobodys damsel in distress.

And yeah as a man of color it is soooo cringe when i'm watching black characters that were clearly written by white people. Marvel comics is getting ripped a new one for a storyline where ?puerto rican? Spiderman Miles Morales is in an alternate universe where he becomes Thor and lives on Asgard but his version of Asgard had ghetto aesthetics, like even in heaven black people livin in the slums.

 

[PipRosi]

You said a mouthful right there. This runs parallel to men writing for women too. I finally realized why the X-men movies bothered me so much. You can tell they were written by men. In the comics and ubiquitous 90s cartoon Rogue and Storm were powerful women, Rogue with her southern sass and Storm with her speeches during battle. Then we get the movies and they're meek little mice you barely even notice when they're on-screen. Even before the absorbed the powers of the cosmic defender Ms Marvel Rogue was nobodys damsel in distress.

And yeah as a man of color it is soooo cringe when i'm watching black characters that were clearly written by white people. Marvel comics is getting ripped a new one for a storyline where ?puerto rican? Spiderman Miles Morales is in an alternate universe where he becomes Thor and lives on Asgard but his version of Asgard had ghetto aesthetics, like even in heaven black people livin in the slums.

Oh, that's embarrassing as hell.See I won't wander into a Hollywood/comic/blockbuster movie these days unless someone I trust reassures me it's very very speshal. And yeah, I can't stand the insipid female roles. I loved Ebert when he pointed out in The Matrix and The 5th Element how the female lead gets this whole badass introduction only to be shuttled off to the side into 'love interest/damsel in distress' purgatory.

Are the comic movies doing any LGBT characters do you know?