Ted Cruz eats a booger... live!

[rareboy]

Cuban Canadian snack chips.

 

[star-warrior]

I just watched a live news conference,where he sneezed into his suit sleeve.
With a snozola like that,you would think he had a tissue handy.

This one?

 

[Vannie]

Thats it ^

I guess I'm nitpicking,but every day of my life,I have two clean folded paper towels
in my right leg pants pocket.Home or at work,I made it a habit.They come in handy for
that spontaneous sneeze.Killing a bug.Wiping something sticky off my hand(not that kind
of sticky you perverts )or whatever.If I was running for President,I would have something
handy...sheesh! Especially after slurping down a booger on live TV

 

[jbrown329]

Ted Cruz is now officially the Boogieman.

 

[chrisrobin]

You are what you eat.

 

[eddielee]

All of this booger talk gets me nauseated. No doubt Ted Cruz will mind what he does when a camera is on him. At least he wasn't digging his arse and licking his fingers.

 

[frankfrank]

"It's Finger-lickin' Good!"™

 

[jbrown329]

All of this booger talk gets me nauseated. No doubt Ted Cruz will mind what he does when a camera is on him. At least he wasn't digging his arse and licking his fingers.

He does that off camera.

 

[MakeDigitalLove]

I can't watch the video, but I guess now we know why his daughter didn't want to get kissed. By the way, here's my favorite gif of that incident.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JI9hJjzH1VjJxS0/giphy.gif

 

[jbrown329]

Well, would you want to be kissed by him?

 

[MakeDigitalLove]

If I was planning to purposely vomit something up, yes.

 

[jbrown329]

Must have been Cruz who was in the mall bathroom before me. There was a booger wiped on the stall wall. It was circled with a black marker and an arrow pointed at it with BOOGER written below the arrow.

 

[chrisrobin]

I wouldn't even want to shake hands.