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Telemarketers annoy me, but jesus.

Haha that telemarketer was gay as a rainbow.

And that poor lady... she must be incredibly lonely.
 
So will she take his firstborn as well?

I do love the guy's reactions though...
"You will never ever ever be able to get an unlisted number."
"Ok."
"You think that's okay?"
"yeah."

Classic dry response.:D
 
I'm fortunate that I don't get many but I've found it amusing to just start talking crazy shit to them...:twisted:
 
Hard to believe she would go to that extreme. I'd love to hear her with a bill collector!!!

I used to just tell the telemarketing companies that I don't do business on the phone and hang up. A lot of times that worked. Then I put myself on the "do not call" list and it really works! Haven't had a telemarketing call in months. No offense to telemarketers who are trying to make a living. I just consider it an invasion of privacy. If I want to buy something, I'll go to a store. I pay to have a phone for MY convenience, not theirs. When they start paying my phone bill, I'll listen.
 
Seriously, that's terrifying! I dunno what I'd do if I copped that.

I made an amusing mistake once, with telemarketers. One of them rang up, trying to sell me a new phone plan.

So I said:

"Entshuldigung, ich nicht sprechen englisch" ...

Thinking "heeheehee, he'll hang up"

what happened?

HE STARTED TRYING TO SELL ME THINGS IN GERMAN.

... I just hung up ...

-Laz.
 
I apologise for the crap german too, btw. That's not exactly what I said - it was about a year and a half ago now, and my german skills are nearly non-existant now.

-Laz.
 
:lol:

I tried that in English a few times. It worked, since they were trying to sell me a subscription to this, that or the other. And for that, one needs a Dutch form of identification. And since I'm just visiting for a few months... :D
Just told 'em I hail from Bournemouth. London's too obvious.

There's absolutely no point in getting annoyed at them. Besides, you can still hang up whenever you want to. It's not like you have to listen. Nowadays, I just tell them I'm not interested, wish them a good day and hang up.
 
She's paranoid schizophrenic, or something similar. Really sad and scary. Weird that he didn't hang up!! Guess he was bored ;)
 
Holy cow, and I thought I was rude to telemarketers!
 
Thank goodness for caller ID and ringmaster! I know who's calling before I answer.
 
I don't think that the lady was completely serious. I think she was jerking the guy's chain. Some of the things she said were so audacious that I found them hilarious......especially when she talked about people dying b/c they couldn't dial 911 and comparing him to the worst enemies in Iraq. Too funny and outrageous to be real. She was tripping. I bet when she hung up she burst out laughing and said something like, "Alfred, I got another one...hahahahahahaha!!".
 
Me: Hello ?

Telemarketer : Is Mr. Joshua ______ at home ?

Me: Yes, he sure is....But he can't talk right now, my dick's in his mouth. :lol:

*click*


Ahh.... the joy is in the details, people.
 
Woah that bitch was CRAZY eh? Rapist? Murderer?

I don't know about you guys, but I heard the click.
 
"Your phone will never stop ringing !"

"You'll never sleep again !"

"People are turning blue and not getting to ambulances !"

It's either a world class crank, or it's very sad.....
 
Joshua_me said:
Me: Hello ?

Telemarketer : Is Mr. Joshua ______ at home ?

Me: Yes, he sure is....But he can't talk right now, my dick's in his mouth. :lol:

*click*


Ahh.... the joy is in the details, people.
Click to expand...

LOL! Here's one for the lawn company that called once:


Telemarketer: Hello this is John (I forgot their name) calling from a lawn care company called...
Me: *interrupts* Hey do you guys have strippers?
Telemarketer: No, we're a lawn care company. We take care of the grass.
Me: What? You take care of the ass?

The telemarketer cracks up and we just chat a bit about the services but declined in the end.
 
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