Tell me one thing bout you....

[BlueD]

Maybe we should hire Tommy as JUBs resident fireman stripper?

And Blondguy should join with Tommy...

I can say "Where is the monkey?" in 44 languages.

English, Cantonese, Thai, German, Spanish, Syrian, French, Latin, Japanese, Egyptian, Portuguese, Tamin, Hindi, Bulgarian, Afrikaans, Zulu, Danish, Italian, Vietnamese, Greek, Bengali, Turkish, Russian, Uroba, Tagalog, Chezch, Dutch, Moroccan, Albanian, Slavic, Polish, Lithuanian, Cambodian, Sanskrit, Mandarin, Norwegian, Taiwanese, Serbian, Israeli, Tigrigna, Romanian, Punjabi, Korean, & Amharic.

And I learned each one from someone who spoke the language, not from any other source...

I know how to say that in Vietnamese too!

I am one of the older generation but respectuous with it; subsequently I control myself when reading some of the absurdities on JUB.

I have never been and never will be attractive with a muscular body; the older one gets the more realistic one becomes.

I don't believe there is someone out there for everyone; I just think that some of you get lucky.

Sorry you did want honesty didn't you?

hi older generation , you really disappointed me



anyway, about me, I am a pro procrastinator...

 

[kevbo]

Today is my birthday.

tanjyoubi omedetou

 

[dw8038r2]

I enjoy reading well-written books about Central Asia (the old Silk Road, Afghanistan, etc.). But I wouldn't necessarily want to go there.

I really enjoy cooking.

I used to be a very warm and loving person, but I haven't been that for several years.

 

[BlueD]

Today is my birthday.

Chúc mừng sinh nhật!

 

[SatyreMarsayas]

I'm reading Norton's Anthology of English Literature for fun.

 

[Marbas]

I firmly believe that a good set of armpits and nipples can salvage a body from whatever inadequacies it has.

I have lovely nipples and armpits

...unfortunately the rest of me is shite.