Tell me what your bumper stickers say

[TickTockMan]

I have two on my car.

1) Laughter is the best medicine and your face is curing the world.
2) “The HRC equal sign.”



On my refrigerator I have a few that I like too much to put on my car.

1) Let’s just pop a few dozen yards of bubble wrap and call it a day
2) Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
3) If you’re going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
4) Trust me, I/m a pirate
5) My other car is a pirate ship.

 

[star-warrior]

"Child on board"

 

[G-Lexington]

None.

Lex

 

[TickTockMan]

You guys are no fun.

 

[wanky_window]

It says "fuck off bumper sticker idiot"

 

[momp57]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

 

[TickTockMan]

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I have seen that used a few times as people's sigs.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals - I'm a vegetarian because i hate plants..

HANG UP AND DRIVE !!!

and of course -- the infamous (which i could never actually have) --

I cant even drive str8 !!!

 

[Swellegant]

I don't have bumper stickers, but I do enjoy them. My favorite is one my sister had on her truck:

My other car is a broom.

 

[Ram]

I decided to put my name on my bumper stick and it's say "Ram here". What I don't understand is why I keep getting into accidents.

 

[hotdog1846]

I just have a sticker for the public radio station here in town. I don't tell people what to think, I just tell them who to listen to.

 

[MindBlast]

I decided to put my name on my bumper stick and it's say "Ram here". What I don't understand is why I keep getting into accidents.

That would be interesting if your vehicle was a Dodge Ram truck. Oh noes, triple entendre! (ram as in fuck, ram as in the truck's name, and ram as in collide).


Personally, I have no bumper stickers (a bumper sticker on a nearly new car is very tacky/ugly and ruins the look of a nice car IMO), but our junker truck we have for work says "I (heart) Indoor Soccer". We bought the SUV off a soccer mom...

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

fridge signs rock too:

A house without a dog is not a home.

Dear Lord: Help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks i am.

If at first you don't succeed - try doing it the way your (wife) told you.


.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I don't have a car, and people don't have bumperstickers here.

 

[ChickenGuy]

That would be interesting if your vehicle was a Dodge Ram truck. Oh noes, triple entendre! (ram as in fuck, ram as in the truck's name, and ram as in collide).

More interesting if there was a fuck going on while driving, and the truck was the other vehicle....

"While getting a ram, Ram rams a Ram"




Edit

Someone might come along and say....

"Bad luck, getting a fuck, hitting a truck, that must suck"

 

[Triple G]

Don't have any now, but a few years back, on my van, had one that read , "Friends don't let friends join the Sierra Club".

 

[Joshua_me]

Nature Bats Last

 

[rjimbob]

I have many on the tailgate of my truck.
Come out come out where ever you are
yea im gay get over it.
Closets are for clothes.
legalize Gay marriage.
Can I vote on your marriage.
Gay rights are equal rights.
Doing my part to piss off the radical right.
If God didnt make Homosexuals there wouldnt be any.
Im ok with your way of life.I support Gay rights because (Im smart and tolerant)
Its Ok to be Straight Gays are used to it
I dont ever think straight.
The same bible which is use to bash Gays says you must be put to death if you work on the sabbath.
Gays are not the problem its Republicians like Brittney that Erode Marriage.
Vote DFL
All my local State and Natioal Democrats.
Pride flags and Equal rights sitckers.

I get alot of looks when people go by. Some have taken pictures of the truck when Im stopped at a Light. My partners car we only have the pride flag. Equal rights sticker and Democrat bumper stickers

 

[TickTockMan]

I have many on the tailgate of my truck.
Come out come out where ever you are
yea im gay get over it.
Closets are for clothes.
legalize Gay marriage.
Can I vote on your marriage.
Gay rights are equal rights.
Doing my part to piss off the radical right.
If God didnt make Homosexuals there wouldnt be any.
Im ok with your way of life.I support Gay rights because (Im smart and tolerant)
Its Ok to be Straight Gays are used to it
I dont ever think straight.
The same bible which is use to bash Gays says you must be put to death if you work on the sabbath.
Gays are not the problem its Republicians like Brittney that Erode Marriage.
Vote DFL
All my local State and Natioal Democrats.
Pride flags and Equal rights sitckers.

I get alot of looks when people go by. Some have taken pictures of the truck when Im stopped at a Light. My partners car we only have the pride flag. Equal rights sticker and Democrat bumper stickers

Very nice.

 

[ChickenGuy]

If God didnt make Homosexuals there wouldnt be any.

Now THERE is the one that struck me most, and I don't even believe - I hope they all see that one, and if they're smart, they just might stop and think about it for a while.

Excellent statements, rjimbob

And, to paraphrase Kyanimal....


Keep drivin'!!