Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[DonQuixote]

^ from his scrotum.

 

[Lefty]

^

Your nose is like a grindstone to his scrotum you old goat?

Is that sanitary.

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm only taking lessons from you, Leftykins.

 

[Lefty]

Maybe it's time I let you out of the classroom and the lectures.

Sent you back out into the field for mano et mano practice EH?

 

[DonQuixote]

Hmmm,
That might have some definite possibilities.

On another front:

 

[Solid Gold]

OK,so I am giving up penetrating sex until I get that rubber thing from the bottom of my cane shows up again...damn sleeping pills!!!

 

[DonQuixote]

JockBoy really prefers Thongs . . .

 

[DonQuixote]

Sadly, I don't wear undergarments. It wasn't my jockstrap it snagged . . .

 

[Lefty]

 

[Solid Gold]

i am once again OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!

 

[DonQuixote]

Is that so? Does that mean your legs are spread wide?

 

[Lefty]

Forget it Donnie...

The man is a politician (Retired) they get into your pants

and still charge big remember.

 

[DonQuixote]

I was just checking to see if he needed a booking agent.

 

[Lefty]

oh....

Oh Yeah..

Of Course you were

I can see that now...

 

[DonQuixote]

oh....

Oh Yeah..

Of Course you were

I can see that now...

Leftykins,

That must have occurred in Tampa.
They let Rush get too close to the party mascot.

You know how he likes to play with meds.

Poor GWB. The best gig he could get was "clean up", and see what happened to the poor guy?

 

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins stopped by to add some Red and White so they were more patriotic.

 

[Lefty]

This might be a golden opportunity to make a sarcastic or veiled insult comment,

BUTT,

I'm just not that kind of guy.

 

[DonQuixote]

Leftykins would NEVER make a veiled insult. He's ABSOLUTELY not that kind of guy.
(He'll let you have it right between the eyes with both barrels)

Ooops, this is supposed to be the lies thread. . .

 

[DonQuixote]

^ Fried Green Tomatoes

-or-

Soylent Green

Amounts to about the same thing.

Then there's the pasty maker in Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

 

[Lefty]

I just met this guy at the gym.

We are going to be workout buddies

And go for two hours every day.