Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[Ithari]

I don't want to have sex with Kesha.

 

[DonQuixote]

Dinner smells like shit.

 

[Lefty]

Okay Ithari...

You won't be sorry

This is our friend Dick

And he has a great big prick

That would love taking a whack

at your juicy hairy ass crack

with the ultimate goal

of drilling and filling your hole.

//////////////////////
admit it, that was worth a smile.LOL

 

[DonQuixote]

No, Leftykins, it was absolutely horrible - all those truths you just told in the lies thread.

 

[Lefty]

Butt I did lie,


My name is not Dick

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm going to stay up all night long posting, just so I can get caught up.

​

 

[Solid Gold]

I gave up drinking...for an hour!!!

 

[Lefty]

If 'DQ' hadn't of stopped, Jayhawk wouldn't have eaten him.


(goldie, you feeling good enough to be around this time? signed, concerned friends)

 

[DonQuixote]

It didn't feel good in the least, either.

 

[Lefty]

Having never stopped or been eaten,

I'll have to take your word for it.

 

[DonQuixote]

Curious lie, that.

Hershey's Chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and maraschino cherries were involved.

 

[Lefty]

I so could NOT get into this being me...

 

[DonQuixote]

I couldn't get "into him", being you, either.

 

[Lefty]

Jeez Lew Ease...

Jubberville right now is so much fun and entertainment.

Beats the hell out of pulling the wings off of butterflies

 

[Lefty]

Muh daddy done learnted me years ago

Ya Pulls out to the Left

Ya Pulls in to the Right

And thet race...hits on.

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm not trying to get caught up in the worst possible way.

 

[crimsonpaine]

I had a great quiet day relaxing at home today!

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm going to stay up all night so I can post on JUB. I thought I'd do a skype video session with Lefty.

 

[Lefty]

I don't have a skype video, mine is a samsung...8`)

This next is totally insincere...

 

[crimsonpaine]

I'm the life of the party