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I woke up this morning thinking I had had an ephiphany last night...got to the bathroom and realized it was a long awaited orgasm instead



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Miracle Orgasms generating Epiphanies?
Sounds positively cosmic to me.

Lefty likes to pretend that my "Roto-Rooter" man impersonation on his "drain pipe" didn't happen.
It leaves him speechless.
guy next door arrived with a pile of clothes he assumed were mine and asked politely if I would come clean up a few piles left in his yard
This is the best day ever