Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[Kyanimal]

There is nothing to see here ...

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/ama...urself-off/377500-found-some-polaroids-o.html

 

[DonQuixote]

^Absolutely nothing of interest at all.
No dangling participles, either.

 

[AlmondMilk]

I'm sleep typing

 

[dynk]

I want to kill someone

 

[DonQuixote]

I had a lousy dinner tonight.

 

[Taz]

I don't have any knees. It makes me walk funny.

 

[DonQuixote]

But does it help you swim like a fish?!

 

[Taz]

No but it guaranteed my membership in the ministry of silly walks.

 

[DonQuixote]

That's just down the hall from the ministry of ewoks, right?

 

[80KGold]

I'm a fuckin' star, bitches!

 

[Solid Gold]

During my surgery I went "iNTO THE LIGHT" thinking I could at least smoke a jay one more time but NOOOO, Ihad to proclaim my allegiance to none other than that horse who claims stallionship...then I saw my head nurse who happened to have lost his pants and ....well lets just say recovery was a dream cum true!!!

 

[Lefty]

http://www.freecoversworld.com/wp-c...ACK.jpg&h=190&w=330&zc=1&q=50

Ever play Name that Tune....
I always thought it was a Solid Gold Hit

 

[DonQuixote]

My Urologist has just engaged the services of a very extraordinary specialist.

Claims this pony can probe the prostate like none he has ever seen before.
Goes by the name of LeftCoastMike, PA (Penis Attenuator)

 

[AussieGuy91]

You are not reading this.

 

[Taz]

^^ Shouldn't that be in the paradoxes sweet little paradoxes thread?

 

[AussieGuy91]

^^ Nah I was still lying to you

 

[Taz]

Are you lying now O_O

Am I!?!?!

 

[AussieGuy91]

I am not eating a crunchie bar

 

[DonQuixote]

I am not watching porn before the womenfolk get home.

 

[Lefty]

I didn't spend 1 and 1/2 hours having an Arterial Doppler done. today.

I also wasn't wearing Cargo shorts Commando when she didn't make me

take my shorts off. And she sure wasn't 25-27 year old or look like

Eva Longorias younger sister with an even hotter body...