Tell us lies, tell us sweet little lies

[Lefty]

The Brits are vasectomising their

fucking cucumbers now? I would

have thought burpless would be

more than sufficient.

 

[DonQuixote]

Well, maybe they want a little gas left in them for that certain special feeling every now and again.

 

[Joe King Jay]

Oprah just called me and told me that she wants to donate all of her money to me!!!! Party at my house this weekend!!!!!

Thanks once again O!!! I love you

 

[Lefty]

No phreakin way dudical
an I ain't wantin tuh go radical
on yo po ass
cuz I haz class
but me an her has a prenup
for when our time is up
and to yo sorry damn shame
everthin she own is in my name.

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm not enjoying Big Bang Theory at the moment.

 

[Solid Gold]

Just had a endoscopy/esophagogastroduodenoscopy...if you are a size queen you should try it! And don't use anestisia and you will never forget the experience and never look at a 12 incher again.

 

[Lefty]

Well,

probably not EVER since I don't ;ook at things like that now.

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(as I wouldn't want a used 12'' anything in either place
everything [STRIKE]come out[/STRIKE] turn out positive/good?)

 

[DonQuixote]

My JUB hasn't been spinning for a long time.
Not confusing at all.

 

[Solid Gold]

I cannot wait for next year to begin and that is not a lie.

 

[DonQuixote]

I'm wide awake and ready for an all-night session on JUB with my buds.

(I wish!)

 

[Lefty]

I prefer it when the system is quiet and serene

 

[DonQuixote]

I don't have a you tube video to share for the equestrian lovers in all of us.

A little lamb didn't forward it to me.

 

[Lefty]

Don't bring it on...

I'm sure I don't want to see it

He is often exhibiting BAAAAAAD BAAAAD Taste.

 

[DonQuixote]

I'd say it's never too late, but the horse(s) have already left the barn.

 

[Lefty]

I'm beginning to think Solid Gold hates us Donnie.

Ever notice how infrequently he posts when you

or I are on the page? Or maybe he likes those

scope related pastimes better...

 

[DonQuixote]

Maybe the endoscopy tarnished Solid Au, and he's a bit embarrassed to stop by.
He knows how merciless we can be to everyone on JUB except us.

 

[Lefty]

Now that is just New Yorkie shit there Donnie 'Q'.

Everybody knows I am the kindest, most gentle

and empathy laden individual in all of JUBberville.

This is a sweet little lie thread but that was a big

fat lie.

You are so mean..

 

[DonQuixote]

And Horse SHIT ain't a good fertilizer, any more'n Bull SHIT is, either!

 

[AlmondMilk]

I flew over a rainbow.

 

[DonQuixote]

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It couldn't be because they were "double stuffed", could it be.