Tell us one bad thing you did while drunk

[hunky]

I do not drink much, but one day I drunk so bad that I threw up all over my bed, and slept in that all night, just realizing it next morning.

 

[woaini]

I talked TOO much and got sick the next day~~~~~~

 

[ozguy]

I once got so drunk that I wet the bed and wasn't even aware of it till I woke up the next morning.

 

[Missec]

Went on a my frist cruise and was so upset that there was over 400 kids on that cruise that I ended up one night getting drunk and yelling about it through out the entrie boat. I wanted to enjoy my cruise not have a bunch of brats there. Security ecorted me to my room and put me to bed.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

went to university.............

shiiiiiiiit that was a party.

yea 4 years of being a drunken stupid bastard.

good times i say

 

[trawler69]

I rode my bicycle into the river. I tried to get off with the landlord's son

 

[Swellegant]

Just one? How to choose?

How about the time I threw up in a guy's pants while I was giving him head? Oh, or the time I passed out in the toilet of a bathhouse? Or the time I tricked with a homeless man?

And those are just the ones I remember. No, I don't miss drinking.

 

[metta]

I have never been drunk and I do not see it happening anytime in the foreseeable future.

 

[star-warrior]

I've never been inebriated before. If I had, I bet there would be poop everywhere! Poop, poop. I say. Poop.

 

[G-Lexington]

^ Ditto. Never been drunk.

Lex

 

[dpnice]

Drunk to the level of vomiting; only once in my life. After that awful experience I promised myself never again; kneeling over the toilet is so humiliating and vomiting so painful.

Drunk to the state of not knowing what I was doing; absolutely never.

Drunk so as to loose control seems something absolutely ridiculous also; a relaxing drink to unwind after work, a glass of wine to accompany a meal, a flute full of champagne to celebrate something. Those seem obvious reasons to drink to me; but to go out just to drink and just to get drunk, I often wonder what pleasure people find in it.

But then it takes all sorts to make a world go round, including the pedantic, lecturing, do gooders such as myself.

 

[Marbas]

Many years ago I fell off a wall, face first into a pile of bricks, and woke up the next morning with my pillow drenched in blood.

I still have a small facial scar, which reminds me to always drink in moderation and, since that day, I have never been dangerously inebriated.


Edit; I do however flirt outrageously with anyone and everyone, male/female, gay/straight, when under the influence ...but surely that's not a 'bad' thing?

 

[chobbs]

Let's see... off of the top of my head....

Here are two:

1. Halloween in Chapel Hill is out of control. Nobody is sober, the cops close down the main roads, everyone goes wild and lights bonfires. This past fall, I was drunk by about 5pm, and so most of that night was a blur. My girlfriend at the time met me over at my fraternity house, where I lived, and had a lot of catching up to do. The rest is a black out until the next morning, when a construction worker found me with my pants down passed out next to my girlfriend on top of the cab of a gigantic backhoe nearby. My girlfriend doesnt remember anything except that I kept wanting to have sex with her everywhere we went.

2. Spring of 2006, I was belligerently drunk and at a sorority cocktail with the same girl as above. We started fighting in front of everyone, over nothing, and she took me back to my room after I started to make a scene. She was pissed and wasted, so she called my mom (really lame move) who lives 30 minutes away from school. My mom came and picked me up, I, belligerent as I was, of course started to pick a fight with her, then pulled the "you don't know shit about me, I'm gay" card on her. HUGE MISTAKE. Worst way to come out ever, and I barely remember it. Over a year later I still regret that.

Lets just say I'm very much more in control of myself when I drink now because of these two incidents (oh yes, there are many many more). Such is the life of a fraternity boy at Carolina...

 

[Bearbottom]

I gave head to a few guys in the corner of a darkly lit bar.

 

[Christopher123]

Back in my late teen years when I used to drink a lot and get stoned all the time, I frequently would get drunk and then get behind the wheel of my car. I'd say that's pretty bad. I nearly put myself in the ditch a few times. How I managed to do that for so long and never got my ass thrown into jail is beyond me.

I'm quite surprised I'm still sitting here to even tell about it. I did a lot of stupid shit when I was younger. But, at the time, I didn't care.

Thank higher powers I woke up before it was too late. A couple of my friends, however, weren't so lucky.

 

[luckotheirish]

The worst thing???

I've never thrown up from drinking - strong stomach, I guess. But I have come VERY close to passing out a few times.

This one particular time we'd settled in this one bar and had been drinking for a while and suddenly the buzz turned to "Holy crap, I'm drunk!" So I decided I needed some air and told my friends I'd be right back.

I went outside and I just got worse. I started walking up and down the sidewalk 'cause I knew if I stood still, I'd pass out. As I'm walking, I suddenly realized I had to pee in the worst way I mean I've never had to go so bad. Being desperate, drunk and too far from the door AND afraid to stop walking, I just whipped it out and pee'd while I walked. How I didn't get it all over the front of me, I can't tell ya. But I walked and I pee'd and I walked and I pee'd right out in front of god and everybody. I'm also amazed I didn't get picked up for indecent exposure! Finally, my friends started to get worried and my best friend came outside looking for me - and he found me. To this day, he reminds me of that night.

I have never been that drunk since.

 

[mark1111]

Throwing an arab out of his taxi and "borrowing" it because he wouldn't take me and my friends for fares. Claims he was off shift. Then being chased by the local military armored vehicles, until we were cornered. We jumped out and ran in different directions. Me, I climbed a wall and ran across the roof tops, did I mention this was an arab country?

 

[1st love ron]

Getting drunk at work and putting the public at risk (shuttle bus driver) . I don't drink anymore though, thank God!

 

[Pushyourluck]

Too many stories to choose from. I think throughout my teens I was perpetually pissed up to the eye balls. I believe it's only a bad experience if you never learn from it. Getting drunk in itself isn't a bad thing, it's not knowing your limits and how to control your behavior whilst drunk that can often get you into trouble.

A "bad" experience just came to mind as I was typing. I was only 18 and with my boyfriend at a party and there was two girlfriends of ours and us left in the house at the end of the night. My boyfriend led one of the girls to the local shop to buy condoms, joking with her that we will all be having an orgy when they got back. I was too drunk to realise that he was being serious. I guess the best thing I got from that night's session on the ale was never to date a bisexual man again in my life as you may be dragged into a four way against your better judgement.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Getting drunk at work and putting the public at risk (shuttle bus driver) . I don't drink anymore though, thank God!

no no no

drunk driving i don't tolerate it

but i'm glad you're not drinking anymore
keep it up.