telling lies to your parents

[tonyboy]

When you were a teenager how often did you lie to your parents.. and what did you lie about?

 

[castoono]

Once, watching TV with my parents. Spanish tv showed ancient pictures of totally naked boys.

I panicked. I turned all red face red ears red everything. Never happened to see naked people on tv before.

I said: Naked men are disgusting. Aren't they. Mum was silent. Dad said no.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I was being totally Jewish about it and preferred to tell them half-truths, which were whole lies.

 

[medic1]

Great question .
Yes as a teenager i lied to my parents the worst one in my books was
when i told them that i had finally found a girlfriend .

 

[Swellegant]

I didn't live with my parents as a teenager; but I lied to my Grandmother fairly frequently, mostly about my whereabouts. But I was never very good at lying, so I tended to simply omit details.

I still do, come to think of it.

 

[MisterMajestic]

I HATED Wheat bread when i was a Kid and I hate it today...Well my mother was one of those "force the Food on'ya" type of Moms..

Every day she'd make me a Bologna & Cheese sandwich to eat once I arrived to the "Boys & Girls Club" after school...And every day I'd throw that shit in the trash...She'd ask me every day if I ate that Wheat sandwich and of course I said "YES Ma'am"....LOL..

Well I began to get LAZY and I would forget to take the sandwiches out of my back-pack & trash'em....So one day she went through my back-pack and pulled out maybe stacks of sandwiches wrapped in Aluminum Foil with Green & Black Mold growing out of them...LOL..

I got the Whipping of my Life that day...She didnt Whip me because I refused to eat the Wheat bread, she whipped me because it shocked her that I Lied all that time...

We Crack-up about those Molded sandwiches to this day...

 

[hylas]

haha, kinda ironic that the user named loki would only tell inconsequential lies...

but yeah, me too. i dont even remember any specific lies. but i think most revolved around the piano lessons they made me take for another two years after i said id like to quit.

nowadays i only lie/omit things about my sexuality. they know that im gay, of course. but im gonna stay silent about the poly thing until im actually in a serious, sustainable poly-relationship. and they dont need to know that im kinky, or that im a complete slut sometimes. i wouldnt really want to know that about them, either ^^

 

[HunterM]

Lied about remaining a virgin.

 

[blackbeltninja]

I lied the first night I got a blowjob from a guy.

Told my mom I had made a balls-up with my takings at the video shop I worked part-time in and would have to redo the whole thing and check everything by hand, so I'd be about half an hour late.

Meanwhile...

-d-

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Go Present Paradox

is parents alls da lies so it a go alls their littlins be da lies ofs cultures make lie da height of super towers of great art ofs a great develops of centurys ta present day?

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nows ta drink water cause get dizzy usin brain cell

in case million cocks see this post their millionsssssss of cocks on planet so million nothin special so thereeeeeeee

ha

 

[Esquire0399]

Growing up, getting caught in a lie was about the single worst thing I could do... so I became a really good liar. Nowadays I only do it when it's absolutely necessary, and very rarely to people I care about, but I've retained my talent for it. In fact I'm pretty certain I'd be a good actor.

 

[kevbo]

I never had to lie... Even about naughty stuff like drinking and smoking pot...

 

[USEDCAR]

Being a virgin not just my mother my whole family still thinks im a virgin so i just go along with the act. My Mother thinks im a shy virgin scared to get in a relationship with a girl.

I just don't think its any of my family business to know my sex life

 

[unloadonme]

It was always more a question of being economical with the actualité.

 

[Esquire0399]

"That is a great haircut, mom."

 

[borg69unimatrix]

My mother is a shop-a-holic, and always has been. When I was a kid, I would get tired of looking at womens' clothes, so I would tell her stuff made her look fat so she'd get disgusted and leave the clothing dept.

 

[Callum]

I was a pretty good teenager, I think...my lies were mostly white lies, and I wouldn't be in trouble that often. I was the good one out of my siblings.

 

[BrownBoi89]

Since I still live with them I lie to them on occasion. Usually it's to lie about staying over at a guys house. Other than that I've been pretty honest about most things. There are some things I didn't tell them, like when I drank while underage, but even then I told them about it years later.