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MMMMMMMM I have spent a few nights with Jose Cuervo, and is friend Two Fingers.
Yeah, good times (what I can remember).
I convinced everyone at a bar one night that I could guess the "brand" of Tequila just by the smell/taste.
So they blind folded me, and the first one was Jose Cuervo (take the shot!), then Sauza (take the shot), then Cuervo 1812 (take the shot), then Two Finger, but instead of giving me the shot of Two Fingers they gave me Ouzo!
Going from Tequila to something that tastes like black liquorish!
That's when I discovered that I'm pretty good at projectile vomiting too!
I convinced everyone at a bar one night that I could guess the "brand" of Tequila just by the smell/taste.
So they blind folded me, and the first one was Jose Cuervo (take the shot!), then Sauza (take the shot), then Cuervo 1812 (take the shot), then Two Finger, but instead of giving me the shot of Two Fingers they gave me Ouzo!
Going from Tequila to something that tastes like black liquorish!
That's when I discovered that I'm pretty good at projectile vomiting too!
At least they didn't hit you with Everclear!
Oh SWEET GEEZUS!
I probably would have looked something like this!
Everclear! Talk about shutting your wind pipe down!
What the hell is Gamera anyway?
Reminds me of a Texas Armadillo with fangs, and on steriods!
The guys in the picture should do what those of us in Texas do, drive over it in a pickup!
As to Tequila, I think I'll just stick to my spanish red wines and an occasional Vodka Dirty Martini!
Like Preston, Tequila just does strange things to me!
of course then he would join you all,only fair!If that's the case, I might wake up the next morning with you, Stevenavy, Centex, and Midnight all in bed next to me with big grins our faces! Then Eric standing at the end of bed, arms folded, saying, "I always knew you were a slut!"
If that's the case, I might wake up the next morning with you, Stevenavy, Centex, and Midnight all in bed next to me with big grins our faces! Then Eric standing at the end of bed, arms folded, saying, "I always knew you were a slut!"
of course then he would join you all,only fair!
That's my problem, I'm a very friendly sort of drunk. It's also why I never drank when I was younger, because I was always afraid the gay side my slip out!
That's my problem, I'm a very friendly sort of drunk. It's also why I never drank when I was younger, because I was always afraid the gay side my slip out!
Drunks never lie!
Drunks?
That would imply that we have some sort of a "problem." Which is clearly not the case. All we're doing is getting... relaxed. Yeah, that's it.
The difference between a "drunk" and a "lush" is that a lush will admit it.
Hello. My name is Dan and I am a lush.
*sniff, sniff*
I can smell the tequila. Be right back.
Hmmmm. I've read this over and over and I still can't see a problem.
