Thankfully brief

[Kyanimal]

HA! Nothing quite like getting "Clubbed"!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[freefall]

Okay, I'm lost here

How the hell a protected witness got cuffed and jailed?

Except it's his weird fetish fantasy :super:

 

[Lefty]

Todays collitch kids ...ok...the sex crazed murderer of the Ohio resident
is a Brit and related to British royalty.
The protected witness person is the cop assigned to Paul to get him
to the FED Prison Mental Hosp to serve his sentence and get therapy.
Fed involved because AmCit murdered by Brit subj and as a P/C move
to the Brit Royal Family....what else....fuck if I know, the spliffs haven't given me the vision yet.
My holy herb supply needs to be replenished...ganja as
tea is for the old ras....make more sense now freebie?

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

You are a sick man Lefticus Nutt! A very sick man!

 

[Lefty]

Warden Gus (Gustine on the week-ends) Shih is talking to his long time love,
Judge Judy (eJ on weekends) re the new member Paul, his federally assigned
caretaker Don and the first week.
---------------
Thanks bitch...you really set me up on this one. That horny little dirtbag has
jumped to trustees and fucked the Archie dog we use to calm people down.
His keeper ain't worth shit, had a breakdown and sits up in the infirmary crying
about aides and how he doesn't want any... Thanks, two whackos and one is
armed and in uniform the other hung like a horse and fucks anything that moves
a bit slow. You owe me....you owe me.

Gussie, this is Tuesday, get the panties out of your crack and put your jock on,
there is work to be done. Couple of shrinks.....old cocksucker by the name of H.
Shepherd the II and his trainee, a cow eyed perv from Wisconsin Medical will
be there on Thursday to start treatment. Good news, I am now Supreme Court Judge Judy and am the Fed traveling Circuit Judge so will be out your way soonest. Tune up the bikes oil the whips and chains...oh...and do your exercises....limber and party are coming together baby. Leslie wants some attention and his sister promised me a special congrats gift tonight...yeah, you remember he'smy assistant with the cock the size and shape of a boat hook
and she the one with the pussy hat sucks rings off fingers and the mouth that sucks well, you remember.

Warden Shih....Warden Shih...Warden Shih!!!!!!!...
Fuck Gigg....can't you see I'm on....oh my god honey bunny.....what happenned????what happened?

Oh god Gus...that little brit whack with the baseball bat cock slipped his cuff
and and .......Okay Gigg take it easy...take a minute....I'm going to set up
the cam and tape this.....every detail ... oh is that bastard in for a rude. ....

 

[DonQuixote]

That Fucker Paul is just that - has a compulsive need to get his cock in any available male ass - willing or no!

Spunks all over his damned shorts and pants just thinking about me helping him take a leak, for crying out loud. I wasn't giving him no damned hand job.

Now I've got Lord knows what. How long before the blood tests are back?
What's that itching? Where's my damned gun? I'm gonna plug that fucker's ass hole so good he'll be satisfied forever.

 

[Lefty]

Officer Don is in a hospital bed talking to himself.

 

[DonQuixote]

Maybe these docs can help may sure I'm OK.
Better than that uncontrolled snake in the pants Brit "noble" - Noble THIS, you cocksucker. I bet you'd like THAT. Oh, yeah, you'd shoot another load just thinking about getting your lips wrapped around my manhood.

Sick pervo whack job.
Bet he's jerking off in his cell just thinking about me. . .

 

[Lefty]

^still talking to himself.......

OK Gus....heavy artillary.....

damn I hate to..but...

Send in the clowns......send in the clowns

 

[EJMichaels]

I think it's better when I don't completely understand what's happening.

 

[DonQuixote]

The "Judge" wants to plead ignorance?!
Come, come, Judge Judy - you know perfectly well that ignorance is no excuse.

You MUST be fully informed if you are to make just adjudications.

Me, I'm working on a temporary insanity/justifiable homicide defense.

Where is that (s)cumbag Paul. I found the KCl, I just need to give him an injection to get that fucking cum gun to wilt. THEN we can "help cure him". Nothing like the old cures - cut those damned mountain oysters out of his sack and reshape his fuckin' dick into a vag - then he can get fucked cumming and going, and have a third in his mouth for good measure.

 

[EJMichaels]

^ I think you'll do a convincing "temporary insanity". Just a bit more work and you'll get that "temporary" thing just right.

 

[DonQuixote]

Are you implying that, right now, it might not be viewed as "temporary"? lol
(Or would that be a flat out statement?!)

 

[EJMichaels]

I'm just reviewing the evidence and offering no conclusion at this time.

 

[Kyanimal]

What tha? Who tha?

Lefty! Ya ol' cuss! Ya popped the cork on the wrong damned bottle, and let the Jinn out!!

How the hell, as a (cow eyed? ) trainee shrink, am I even expected to get a grip! And, NO!, I'm not talkin' about your own (r)udder!

I hope you have this corralled a tad tidier by the time Shep II, and I, get there! I'll have to bring along a double dose of his meds, on top of everything else!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

I FOUND IT!!!

You bastard... not linking me here by now. How dare you???

You shall serve a sentence most eternal for this one.

Nice digs... very very nice digs. There's something so organic, yet mechanically broke the fuck down about these mildly enigmatic yet blatant scribblings.

 

[EJMichaels]

Wen!

But I've gotta ask - only MILDLY enigmatic?

Lefty, did you see that?

 

[wenchine-mahtapasikan]

Wen!

But I've gotta ask - only MILDLY enigmatic?

Lefty, did you see that?

Bi eJ

But I have to answer - only MILDLY treacherous?

Eye see all

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk.

 

[DonQuixote]

Wen,
You have to forgive the old fart, er I mean, Lefty.
He's technologically challenged. He doesn't always do well with links and pic uploads and such.

I think I did post a link in one of the threads we play in - you just need to get around more, lol.


Lefty - I r(e)ef - er you up four posts to Kyanimal's - take a look at the signature at the bottom. Now got back to not banned and prostrate yourself before me in the forum in which I was so most seriously aggrieved. I will enterain forgiving you for the blasphemies you laid upon my noble, HONOURABLE, yet humble, personage.

 

[Lefty]

Horseapples, that last sentence made less than no sense.....so typical of

HEEDless horsemen from the West North East. I look forward to being "GOT"

back to not banned and you can "enterain" me with your humble attempts to

play in the adult venues.........