thanks for your PM...

[nitish]

With stalkers like these guys, you're going to need a gate and security for your new home.

Stalking is quasi legal in my country now that they've allowed an infamous dense to be used in the courts. They're calling it "series of unfortunate coincidences that couldn't have have been helped." So if caught, a stalker could argue that It was a coincidence that he was on the tree by your window when you happened to be changing your clothes. It was also a coincidence that he held a pair of binoculars with one hand, and his dick with the other. So you see, nothing is too creepy or too inexcusable with the "series of unfortunate coincidences" defense.

 

[star-warrior]

Stalking is quasi legal in my country now that they've allowed an infamous dense to be used in the courts. They're calling it "series of unfortunate coincidences that couldn't have have been helped." So if caught, a stalker could argue that It was a coincidence that he was on the tree by your window when you happened to be changing your clothes. It was also a coincidence that he held a pair binoculars with one hand, and his dick with the other. Nothing is too creepy with the "series of unfortunate coincidences" defense.

I suppose I could use that to say it was an unfortunate coincidence that the gun I was cleaning accidentally shot the unfortunate person who was coincidentally perched in the tree in defence.

 

[Crashdown]

Dude... I get those... like... 5 or 6 times a week.

the one asking for my Fratmen password I get about 5 times a day.

You understand why I get so irritable?

Sorry, I will never bother you again.

 

[nitish]

I suppose I could use that to say it was an unfortunate coincidence that the gun I was cleaning accidentally shot the unfortunate person who was coincidentally perched in the tree in defence.

I suppose you could say that. I suppose every crime can be overturned by the series of unfortunate coincidences defense. Apparently we have a shitty legal system where i am form. Which is not the U.S. btw

 

[douseiai]

You understand why I get so irritable?

yes which is why some of us like you

 

[saebuffyboy]

if it makes you feel better, i have no desier to see anything on your site.

ok, now that i've written that it doesn't seem as posotive as i thought it was... but hopefully it's the sentiment that counts.

 

[1gayguy]

Wow it really sucks being a rock-ish star huh? And where was I when you bought a house?! I thought you and your manfriend were sharing your old apt???

 

[Soilwork]

Wow it really sucks being a rock-ish star huh? And where was I when you bought a house?! I thought you and your manfriend were sharing your old apt???

And we will be until the move in date next year.

 

[jockboy01]

haha, that's funny!! I'm so happy I don't get many PMs. Some feel left out, I feel eternally grateful.

However, you could tell them if they can find the boys dancing and are persistent enough, they might be able to bag one... even a "str8" one.

 

[Soilwork]

oh you.

Yeah.. that's right.. that night we went out David went home with that guy we were dancing with...

Oh L'amour.

 

[jockboy01]

yep yep. You got it. Well, I assume. I don't remember names very well, and unlike those that PM you, I'm not a fratmen addict haha.

And David could have done soooo much better imo. But whatever. I'm sure it made his fan's night/life!!

 

[tila123]

um.... okayyyyy then.

im lost.

are you like the owner of fratmen.com or something???

 

[Soilwork]

I'm the Vice President. I wish I was the owner. He's got TWO houses.

 

[Absolut]

4) I'm not interested in calling you at home so we can "jerk it together."

5) I don't want to hear how you think of me while your "girlfriend" is sucking your dick.

6) I don't, in fact, find it a turn on to know that you have a wife but want to see my "Tattooed body" fucking you.

9) I'm not interested in sending you the phone numbers of Sam, Tyler, Daniel or Craig. Nor are they interested in hearing from you.

10) I'm sorry that I'm not interested in having you call me at the office so I can describe every moment of every movie we have in our catalouge. You go call Warner Brothers and ask someone to explain the entire Harry Potter series to you in vivid detail. Call me back and tell me what they said.

11) I have caller ID, fucknut.

These are classic!

Can we sticky this thread?


Dammit. I KNEW I shoulda *67 before I called!

 

[screwnutty]

You just give us the word boss and we'll make sure these people go on a long long vacation!



(just joking people! just joking!! )

 

[JR]

So I guess an invitation to the next naked Twister party is out?

 

[JOHN B]

Hey Soilworks. Yea, I know all that stuff you said applies to the OTHER guys here, but not to me....right? You'll give ME the passwords, you'll have phone sex with ME when i get lonely.....right? ....Soilworks? Jasun?! NO DON'T abandon me!!!!! ***grabs onto front gate for dear life, shakes it over and over****PLEEEAAASE WE were meant to be together!!!! I was meant to be a Fratboy!!!!! I NEEEEEEED to be famous!!!!! I need you to like MEEEEEEEE!.........

 

[Zeremonie]

Soilwork I'm so glad you got that PM I sent you!! I had great plans for us jerkin' it together! I'm SO horny!!!









* Soilwork, that was a riot! Thanks for the good thread!

 

[frankfrank]

I'm the Vice President. I wish I was the owner. He's got TWO houses.

I always thought you were the owner, and the one who built the business from its roots.

However, that doesn't change any of my answers. The thing with the underage kid calling, scares me. It could even be a trap.

 

[Soilwork]

No no.. I've only worked for Fratmen for two and a half years. I was brought on as a part time video editor.

Dont' worry about the kid calling. I get one or two a week (and I don't even answer the phone much), and we all know just what to do.

We'll be vauge with our answers, not be inappropriate with them and after a short while we'll refer them to a gay and lesbian teen line. coming out sucks and we'll not be mean.. just let them know that a porn studio isn't the place to find someone to talk to.