thanks for your PM...

[Absolut]

We'll be vauge with our answers, not be inappropriate with them and after a short while we'll refer them to a gay and lesbian teen line. coming out sucks and we'll not be mean.. just let them know that a porn studio isn't the place to find someone to talk to.

That is very commendable.

Harumph to you guys that refer them to a help line!

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Dude... I get those... like... 5 or 6 times a week.

the one asking for my Fratmen password I get about 5 times a day.

You understand why I get so irritable?

Unfuckingbelievable -- Yes, of course we understand why that crap would be irritating especially when you get it all the time.
I believe I thanked you for a preview you posted of a super hottie - so thanks for those !! Don't penalize the rest of us for a few idiots.

 

[Soilwork]

OH, the vast majority of the people who post here are great... they appreciate my posts to the porn forum and don't PM me with stupid requests.

I just got more than my share this week.

 

[Jory]

But...


1) No, I won't give you my Fratmen Password. I'm not really in the business to give out our videos for free.

I promise I would never ever ask for that....Now your Credit card numbers and bank account thats another story.


[/quote] (2) no, I don't know any sites where you can download our full length movies excpet the ones we had shut down.[/quote] Bet that made their day

[/quote] (3) No, I won't send you any videos or pictures.[/quote] you could always send them the home movies and pictures from my 5th birthday party

[/quote]( 4) I'm not interested in calling you at home so we can "jerk it together."[/quote] You know perhaps you heard it wrong maybe he wanted you to call him at home and call him a jerk

[/quote](5) I don't want to hear how you think of me while your "girlfriend" is sucking your dick.[/quote] wow now there is something we have in common

[/quote]6) I don't, in fact, find it a turn on to know that you have a wife but want to see my "Tattooed body" fucking you.[/quote] Damn now I am going to have nightmares ( not you fucking him but the thought of......can't say it)

[/quote](7) I won't post all the Fratmen videos here for free.[/quote] not even for a shit load of money.....and no I don't have it cause if I did I would be....someplace else

[/quote](8 ) I don't actually agree with you that Fratpad would be better if it was a free site. Yes, it would be more popular, but we do have to pay for that bandwidth somehow.[/quote] Next time tell them good idea you will do it only if they pay the overhead then them them monthly costs

[/quote](9) I'm not interested in sending you the phone numbers of Sam, Tyler, Daniel or Craig. Nor are they interested in hearing from you.[/quote]
Oh and don't send them my number either

[/quote](10) I'm sorry that I'm not interested in having you call me at the office so I can describe every moment of every movie we have in our catalouge. You go call Warner Brothers and ask someone to explain the entire Harry Potter series to you in vivid detail. Call me back and tell me what they said.[/quote] why would I want to do that?

(11) [/quote]I have caller ID, fucknut.[/quote]
one word....payphone

 

[Jory]

I'm the Vice President. I wish I was the owner. He's got TWO houses.

Jasun in a suit and tie what is the world coming to?

 

[cocktales]

OUCH Jasun!

Careful of what you ask for, NOT to be mis-understoood!

Now that you're Mr. Popularity, it's like the Paparazi chasing Paris Hilton, you just can't get away from your loyal fans! lol

Also, it doesn't hurt that your "privates" are being advertised 24/7 - 365 days in my avatar!

Sooooo, if you "wanna-be-happy-the-rest-of- your-life", make someone your hubby! (Let him shoo them away!)

Jes jokin Jasun! I know it gets tiresome having a job where everyone wants some of your finished products! lol

Hang in there and just say "NO"!!!

 

[metta]

No no.. I've only worked for Fratmen for two and a half years. I was brought on as a part time video editor.

So you went from being a part time video editor to VP in 2 1/2 years. That is pretty amazing. Congratulations on your success!

 

[Soilwork]

*I* am pretty amazing.

(or that's what my Mom tells me anyway.)

 

[star-warrior]

Yes, yes you are.







Can I lick the top of your head now?

 

[Soilwork]

Can I lick the top of your head now?

yes.

yes, you can.

 

[miaplacidus]

well... I was not going to ask you to do any of those things.....................

 

[JASON0980]

WOW people are fucking creeeepy i'm sorry Jasun. do you want a little help kickin' some ass? i'll do it just for the hell of it.