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The 100 Names of Dick

blue-veined junket pumper
 
piss pump

thrill drill
 
sex pistol

Vlad the impaler
 
3rd leg, for those that are hung
 
Several years ago in Brisbane,Australia a similar list was started at a local beat.The list was stuck on 99 for a while until somebody wrote Bjelke-Petersen.(At that time he was the Premier of Queensland)..|
 
Some consolidation would be useful at this point. We're up to 71.

1) Beauty
2) Big Mac
3) Bishop
4) Blue-Veined Junket Pumper
5) Chorizo
6) Cock
7) Crank
8) Cunt Stick
9) Dick
10) Dip Stick
11) Dong
12) Explorer
13) Fuckstick
14) German Soldier
15) Gun
16) His Eminence
17) Hot Dog
18) Jazz-Pole
19) John-Thomas
20) Joystick
21) Junk
22) Knob/Knob-Stick
23) Ku Ku Jiau
24) Love Handle
25) Love Muscle
26) Love-Muscle
27) Master Blaster
28) Meat
29) Meat And Two Veg
30) Old-Fella
31) One-Eyed Purple Monster Sweet Yogurt Slinger
32) One-Eyed Trouser Snake
33) Organic dildo
34) Pecker
35) Peepee
36) Peewee King
37) Pene (Spanish)
38) Percy (Is This One Legit?)
39) Peter
40) Pig In A Blanket
41) Pink Oboe
42) Piss Pump
43) Pocket Rocket
44) Pole
45) Pork And Beans
46) Pork Sword
47) Prick
48) Salami
49) Sausage
50) Schlong
51) Sex Pisotl
52) Skin Flute
53) Slug
54) Snake
55) Spout/Teaspout
56) Spunk Stick
57) Tadger
58) Tally-Wacker
59) Third Leg
60) Thrill Drill
61) Throbber
62) Tool
63) Turd Burglar
64) Vlad The Impaler
65) Wang
66) Weed-Wacker
67) Wee-Wee
68) Weiner
69) Wife'S Best Friend
70) Woody
71) Yard
 
The Main Vein

And my favorite grouping that is actually a line from the movie "Teen Witch",

"Roger, Loved One, Joystick, dong. Zipper-lizard, Tally-whacker, Trouser-snake, Schlong."
 
Boner
Dong
Johnson
Shlong
Pecker
Phallus
Shaft
Telephone Pole
Tripod
Flesh rocket
Rod
Wood
 
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