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The 100 Names of Dick

"Buster, if you want any singin' out of me, you better haul out that bratwurst and spread some mustard on it!"
 
If I add manhood, schwanz (yiddish), and member--only 10 to go!

No cheating--no repeats:


1. Beauty
2. Big Mac
3. Bishop
4. Blue-Veined Junket Pumper
5. Boner
6. Bratwurst
7. Chorizo
8. Cock
9. Codger
10. Crank
11. Cunt Stick
12. Dick
13. Dip Stick
14. Dong
15. Explorer
16. Flesh Rocket
17. Fuckstick
18. German Soldier
19. Gun
20. His Eminence
21. Hot Dog
22. Jazz-Pole
23. Johnson
24. John-Thomas
25. Joystick
26. Junk
27. Knob/Knob-Stick
28. Ku Ku Jiau (Cantonese)
29. Love Handle
30. Love Muscle
31. Loved One
32. Love-Muscle
33. Main Vein
34. Manhood
35. Master Blaster
36. Meat
37. Meat And Two Veg
38. Member
39. Old-Fella
40. One-Eyed Purple Monster Sweet Yogurt Slinger
41. One-Eyed Trouser Snake
42. Organic dildo
43. Pecker
44. Peepee
45. Peewee King
46. Pene (Spanish)
47. Penis
48. Percy (Is This One Legit?)
49. Peter
50. Phallus
51. Pig In A Blanket
52. Pink Oboe
53. Piss Pump
54. Pocket Rocket
55. Pole
56. Pork And Beans
57. Pork Sword
58. Prick
59. Rod
60. Roger
61. Salami
62. Sausage
63. Schlong
64. Schwanz
65. Sex Pisotl
66. Shaft
67. Skin Flute
68. Slug
69. Snake
70. Spout/Teaspout
71. Spunk Stick
72. Tadger
73. Tally-Wacker
74. Telepone Pole
75. Third Leg
76. Thrill Drill
77. Throbber
78. Tool
79. Tripod
80. Turd Burglar
81. Vlad The Impaler
82. Wang
83. Weed-Wacker
84. Wee-Wee
85. Weiner
86. Wife'S Best Friend
87. Wood
88. Woody
89. Yard
90. Zipper Lizard
 
We did it! I've never heard of plenty of these. (Thank God for regionalism in language.) But we finally got 100 unique names.

1. Beauty
2. Big Mac
3. Bishop
4. Blue-Veined Junket Pumper
5. Boner
6. Bratwurst
7. Chorizo
8. Cock
9. Codger
10. Crank
11. Cunt Stick
12. Dick
13. Dip Stick
14. Dong
15. Doodle
16. Explorer
17. Family Jewels
18. Fat
19. Flesh Rocket
20. Fuckstick
21. German Soldier
22. Gun
23. Hampton
24. His Eminence
25. Horn
26. Hot Dog
27. Jazz-Pole
28. Johnson
29. John-Thomas
30. Joystick
31. Junk
32. Knob/Knob-Stick
33. Ku Ku Jiau
34. Love Handle
35. Love Muscle
36. Loved One
37. Love-Muscle
38. Main Vein
39. Manhood
40. Master Blaster
41. Meat
42. Meat And Two Veg
43. Member
44. Mr. Winkie
45. Old-Fella
46. One-Eyed Purple Monster Sweet Yogurt Slinger
47. One-Eyed Trouser Snake
48. Organic dildo
49. Pecker
50. Peepee
51. Peewee King
52. Pene (Spanish)
53. Penis
54. Percy (Is This One Legit?)
55. Peter
56. Phallus
57. Pig In A Blanket
58. Pink Oboe
59. Piss Pump
60. Pocket Rocket
61. Poker
62. Pole
63. Poo Jabber
64. Pork And Beans
65. Pork Sword
66. Prick
67. Ramrod
68. Rod
69. Roger
70. Salami
71. Sausage
72. Schlong
73. Schwanz
74. Sex Pisotl
75. Shaft
76. Skin Flute
77. Slug
78. Snake
79. Snausage
80. Spout/Teaspout
81. Spunk Stick
82. Tadger
83. Tally-Wacker
84. Telepone Pole
85. Third Leg
86. Thrill Drill
87. Throbber
88. Tiddler
89. Tool
90. Tripod
91. Turd Burglar
92. Vlad The Impaler
93. Wang
94. Weed-Wacker
95. Wee-Wee
96. Weiner
97. Wife's Best Friend
98. Willie / Willy
99. Wood
100. Woody
101. Yard
102. Zipper Lizard
 
.........and a few more if you want........unit, love gun and Mr. Happy.......
 
NewHampshireBoy said:
LMAO! What the... Percy?!?
Click to expand...
Yep ... maybe it's an Aussie term. It was made famous years ago in an old (and quite dreadful) Australian movie called "The Adventures of Barry Mackenzie", in which Barry talked about "pointing Percy at the Pommy porcelain". Oh, and in case you don't know, "Pom" or "Pommy" is the slang term we use to refer to the English (or "Brits", as I think Americans call them).
 
What about winkie - the word everyone in my family uses to this day.

Actually, it's quite common a term here in .za

-d-
 
Leftenant

or Corporal

or Sargeant

(I remember this from Friends)
 
got a friend whose friend always refers to my friends APPENDAGE as "the poet".:confused:

curious, i inquired as to why "poet" :rolleyes:
my friend smiled and replied with a slightly bragging tone to his voice...:badgrin:

because its' a LONGFELLOW.(!)

i know, i know...ha ha ha...but also true, as he proved to me](*,) :cry:
 
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