The American consumer begs to have their intelligence insulted

[fabulouslyghetto]

Somebody HAD to call Apple and ask them "PLEASE MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A HUGE TOOL." well, Apple answered the call. After selling your personal information to everyone with $1 in their pocket, Apple is now marketing their "info protection" in a commercial where a woman's private emails, spending habits et cetera are literally being auctioned off. That's like Richard Spencer opening a hospital in 3rd ward. Like.... is it an Onion Article? "Apple's new commercial boasts customer privacy protection." Spoiler alert, they haven't actually changed anything, the climax of the commercial was the girl simply selecting "ask for permission" before apps can start shelling out your deets to the highest bidder. Or all the bidders.

Tell me the truth yall, am I in an insane asylum? Is there any single thing in this world that's real and not a manipulation or lie?

Is this airing in other countries? It seems like the kinda commercial other first-world counrties would ban for reasons so obvious it gives me a physical sensation of pain to know a lotta people won't even get it.

This is so obnoxious I have to laugh, I have to.

 

[Peloso]

This has been the design of the people at the tech companies since the 80's. It's not all that different than ExxonMobil running ads telling consumers how to be more ecologically responsible. It's what happens when you live in a corporatocracy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This has been the design of the people at the tech companies since the 80's. It's not all that different than ExxonMobil running ads telling consumers how to be more ecologically responsible. It's what happens when you live in a corporatocracy.

I'm only just now learning that virtually everything we see her and taste is a bastardization of reality. I mean being a bij that keeps it real I've always known the truth isn't very popular, but I need someone to explain to me the precise difference between ours and Zuckerburg's VR world.

 

[Peloso]

I'm only just now learning that virtually everything we see her and taste is a bastardization of reality. I mean being a bij that keeps it real I've always known the truth isn't very popular, but I need someone to explain to me the precise difference between ours and Zuckerburg's VR world.

You're not old enough to remember? I am and I cling to those memories as if they were a big milky tit.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You're not old enough to remember? I am and I cling to those memories as if they were a big milky tit.

I'm not old enough to remember when cheese was actually cheese, by the time I was born trading imaginary money on Wall Street was already up and running so.... the illusion was established at that point. "Try this strawberry-flavored poptart, although it's more chemicals than actual fruit. Our buddies at the court house made sure we can still use the word "strawberry" even if there's literally only 2% actual strawberry in it!"

 

[Peloso]

Dupont makes our food, we've replaced flesh with plastic and silicon, and rainbows are now LED lights. That's why we're all miserable and struggling and dying of cancer.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Speak of the devil, Walmart advertising a "college to career" pilot program. It must be nice to be able to constantly do the bare minimum (or less) and still be wildly successful.

 

[Peloso]

Speak of the devil, Walmart advertising a "college to career" pilot program. It must be nice to be able to constantly do the bare minimum (or less) and still be wildly successful.

I'm terribly lazy with little or no skills and nary a shred of decency. Why I'm not working in the Senate is anybody's guess.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm terribly lazy with little or no skills and nary a shred of decency. Why I'm not working in the Senate is anybody's guess.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

Hey, capitalism American-style has always been built on stealing everything you have, then offering to replace it all on easy-credit terms.

 

[ShadowCat]

Dupont makes our food, we've replaced flesh with plastic and silicon, and rainbows are now LED lights. That's why we're all miserable and struggling and dying of cancer.

I think we're dying of cancer because everyone microwaves their food, I mean the radiation has got to go somewhere right?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I think we're dying of cancer because everyone microwaves their food, I mean the radiation has got to go somewhere right?

Not plausible. Microwave food, just like ghettoes and voter restrictions came from wypipo, and wypipo are literally incapable of doing anything bad to anybody anywhere ever.

 

[Peloso]

I think we're dying of cancer because everyone microwaves their food, I mean the radiation has got to go somewhere right?

It might leak out of your microwave a little but it doesn't go in your food. Most people get their daily radiation dose from their phone.