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The Answer

  • Thread starter Thread starter Marbas
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Marbas

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Okay guys (and gals)

Here is the answer to the totally pointless question: How Big Do You Think My Cock Is???? :gogirl:

Of course the answer depends entirely on the methodology employed in the measurement of the aforementioned cock.

So, in a sense, the answer lies anywhere between 6 inches and 8 inches. :confused:


1. Measured along the top, with a ruler, and no cheating by pushing the ruler hard into the pubic area; the answer is 6 inches.

2. But, measured along the side, for that extra bit of non-insertable length; the answer is 7 inches.

3. However, measured from underneath, starting from the middle of the bollock area; the answer is 8 inches.



Therefore, according to whatever method YOU use to measure YOUR cock (apologies to the ladies here), just pick one of the answers from above. :D


I myself, am quite happy to consider that I have a 6 inch dick, and I find it somewhat amusing when I browse peoples profiles and see that they describe their own cock as 7.5 inches or bigger, and yet in their gallery they have pics of themselves showing off their cute little 5 incher. ;)

Personally, not being much of a 'size queen', I'm not actually all that interested in the whole dick-size thing, but I do wish that there was a bit more honesty about this whole thing so that guys who have a perfectly normal sized cocks didn't so often end up thinking that they were small. :(



PS. There is no need for me to actually post a pic of my own dong here; it's just a generic looking average cock, and, no, there will not be a follow-up poll about 'thickness'. [-X
 
Yay!!! I Won!!!

:thewave: :thewave:
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What do I get? What do I get?
 
Yay!!! I Won!!!


:thewave: :thewave:
:thewave:​



What do I get? What do I get?

Your prize, a picture of an average sized cock, is in the mail.
All you have to do it pay postage and handling and let us know if you prefer cut or uncut.

Congratulations on recognizing 6" when you see it.
 
I'm sorry Marbas, but this just won't do.

All contests such as this must have an independent adjudicator confirm the results.

Noni - I think you're nearest. Go get 'im lad!
 
Your prize, a picture of an average sized cock, is in the mail.
All you have to do it pay postage and handling and let us know if you prefer cut or uncut.

Congratulations on recognizing 6" when you see it.


Jealous much? :mrgreen:
 
Well Marbas, I'll have to take your word for it....but I think you would have liked my answer. ;) (*8*)
 
In a way, we're all winners, elvin. :)

Next question - how deep is Lex's throat?

Lex
 
Yay!!! I Won!!!


:thewave: :thewave:
:thewave:​



What do I get? What do I get?

you get to go down on your knees and be smacked around by the 'answer' itself! our dear marbas is going to drop trou and beat you silly dear boy.

we're setting up a video camera to capture the event and we intend to sell it to jub for use in their dirty video club.

the working title is 'nonimus gets answered.' that might change yet. :p
 
you get to go down on your knees and be smacked around by the 'answer' itself! our dear marbas is going to drop trou and beat you silly dear boy.

we're setting up a video camera to capture the event and we intend to sell it to jub for use in their dirty video club.

the working title is 'nonimus gets answered.' that might change yet. :p

Let's make it a big production. Perhaps Soilwork would be willing to film and edit it. I would be willing to foot the bill. We will spare no expense.

May I suggest a title? "Nominus: Is he all mouth and no Trousers?" or perhaps "The Chav who found the Answer in Bristol".
 
Let's make it a big production. Perhaps Soilwork would be willing to film and edit it. I would be willing to foot the bill. We will spare no expense.

May I suggest a title? "Nominus: Is he all mouth and no Trousers?" or perhaps "The Chav who found the Answer in Bristol".

absolutely! perhaps if we got all the jub supporters to kick in an extra $10 or so...

and i totally dig that second title! it sounds all smart and such. like a classy porno! ;)
 
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