The Answer

[Nonimus]

Tsk, both "Noni gets his answer" (in which i wear a school uniform) and "A Newport Chav in Bristol" (based VERY loosely on an American Werewolf in London) are already available on xtube.com


Don't you guys use the "Search" option?

 

[sixthson]

absolutely! perhaps if we got all the jub supporters to kick in an extra $10 or so...

and i totally dig that second title! it sounds all smart and such. like a classy porno!

Yes, and Gery (the Pianist) could write the musical score.

But who would we get to be the fluffer?

 

[sixthson]

Tsk, both "Noni gets his answer" (in which i wear a school uniform) and "A Newport Chav in Bristol" (based VERY loosely on an American Werewolf in London) are already available on xtube.com


Don't you guys use the "Search" option?

Then what do you suggest, Mofo??

Don't just find fault, be productive.

 

[Scrub]

Don't just find fault, be productive.

Noni, productive?

 

[Nonimus]

I don't do big words - someone draw me a picture with crayon.

 

[GL]

Yes, and Gery (the Pianist) could write the musical score.

But who would we get to be the fluffer?

oh i'd be the fluffer.

being an executive producer does have it's benefits...

 

[sixthson]

As fluffer, GL, you will have to be careful not to get carried away. Remember, we need the money shot for the movie.

 

[Marbas]

I would just like to point out that photographic evidence of the cock in question has now been sent to an indepent assessor; I await his report.

 

[sixthson]

I would just like to point out that photographic evidence of the cock in question has now been sent to an indepent assessor; I await his report.

I hope they used a wide angled lens.

 

[GL]

^^ i still haven't received your evidence.

i would suggest you try again.

 

[GL]

As fluffer, GL, you will have to be careful not to get carried away. Remember, we need the money shot for the movie.

that's what the dog collar and chain is for my friend.

 

[sixthson]

that's what the dog collar and chain is for my friend.

Oh, I thought those were Noni's cock ring and nipple chains.

Nevermind.

 

[Nonimus]

Let's make it a big production. Perhaps Soilwork would be willing to film and edit it. I would be willing to foot the bill. We will spare no expense.

This may come as a surprise to you - but before Jasun went to work for Fratmentv.com he worked for me at Chavmen.com

Sadly it didn't work out - all our models kept turning up pissed ​

 

[Nonimus]

How come I'm always a loser. I lost again, damn!

Drop the Mickey Mouse thing - that's soooo Michael Jackson

 

[GL]

I auditioned for Chavmen.com once but they said I was too pretty.

what? i don't see how...

 

[Nonimus]

what? i don't see how...

Too many healthy teeth - plus he stank of Wine - not lager

We had strict rules, but Ian just took the piss.

That's why Jasun left