Humor-Satire The BENGHAZI Spring Collection 2013

[palbert]

Add your bit of craziness to the mix.

Introducing the 2013 BENGHAZI Spring Collection

Thanks to another JUBBER (hint: frankfrank) we have this exciting and breaking news:

Obama can CONTROL THE WEATHER!!

On Sunday, six days after a furious and deadly tornado, President Obama will reportedly head to Moore, Oklahoma. It took less than 48 hours for the truthers to furiously accuse the White House — perhaps by way of George Soros — of creating the tornado itself. If you thought 9/11 conspiracy theorists were bad, or the Sandy Hook and Boston bombing truthers were reckless, Obama's meteorological manipulation — all to distract a country from three Washington scandals — well, that might be a new level of ridiculous.
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The conspiracy theory of the moment goes something like this: The Obama administration is being asked how much they knew about three apparent scandals — Benghazi, the IRS, the Justice Department's double leak investigations — and in order to make Americans think about something else, the administration manipulated the weather and created the mile-wide Moore tornado.

http://news.yahoo.com/yes-oklahoma-...-182006724.html;_ylt=A2KJ2PbCiJ1RQXMAaxHQtDMD

Moore did kick BENGHAZI in the teeth.

I wonder if Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) has sold her vote to Obama in order to get us the milder winters we've been having.

 

[palbert]

BENDER, welcome to CEP!

The country right now is being run by Kenyans - the land of his birth and his fellow countrymen - while Obama is at the Weather Operations Center.

I look forward to an appropriate .gif from you.

 

[palbert]

Is that you Mr. Trump.

Yes. On my way through from beating a 87 year old grandmother in a Chicago court.

 

[JayHawk]

There really is no end to the ridiculous antics of the right wing.

And Bendy he has no problem running things with republican antics... he has learned to do what America does for republicans... ignore them and hope they go away...

 

[Jack Springer]

Some images for your Spring Benghazi collection . . . appears that Ambassador Steven was already dead or near death in the three photos.

Unidentified person appearing happy the US Consulate is burning.

Here's Clinton asking 'what does it matter' 6 months after the death of Ambassador Stevens.

 

[JayHawk]

She is right, the morons you call heroes want to twist words, but at the end of the day what the fuck does it matter that it was a video or a terror cell, Stevens is dead. That is what matters.

Only complete fucking idiots think she means to say Stevens death doesn't matter, COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOTS believe that like Rush Limbaugh

 

[johaninsc]

posting more gruesome pics again, Springer