the best advice you can give a person

[bedbugy]

this is from a 72 yo fart
cut in half credit cards
or the bank will cuff you till you die
I cut mine in 1972 the best move I've made

what advice would you give a person?

 

[bendted]

1. Take care of your health because all of your accomplishments (money, fancy car, large house, hot bf...etc.) mean nothing in comparison.

2. Stay single and especially do not get married.

 

[rareboy]

Buy low. Sell high.

Not the other way around.

 

[unloadonme]

Never do business with anyone who comes from a country which has green in its flag.

 

[HoodedRat]

Don't be a cunt.

 

[Vannie]

No hot air ballooning on stuffed cabbage night.

 

[Vannie]

No playing Twister on stuffed cabbage night.

 

[Essex Boy]

YOU ARE AN ADULT, SO...

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[Ontariobear]

Be yourself, be honest, be brave.

 

[Essex Boy]

Found it! This is my perennial advice to the youth of the world.

You are entitled to the life you want to live, but just because you're entitled to it doesn't mean you're going to get it. You have to go out and look for it, because it sure as hell ain't gonna come looking for you! It's later than you think.

 

[Vannie]

Never go scuba diving on stuffed cabbage night.

 

[eddielee]

Be truthful, and don't lie or deceive anyone. You always get caught and it ruins your integrity.

 

[Latimer]

Make your bed the first thing when you get up in the morning--unless--of course--you have staff who'll do it for you.

Meditate.

Take care of your health. Don't get fat.

Be polite, attentive and gracious in your interactions with others, whether it be in person, in phone conversations, or other forms of communication. Smile, say "Thank you" often, and don't be shy about apologizing. When you're in conversation with someone, remember to ask them about themselves. Try to make him or her feel good about themselves even it means lying.

Be careful about the men with whom you fall in love and choose as partners. Try to form a relationship young, and do your best to nurture it, and know that few--if any--relationships are perfect and that most probably there will be bad times as well as good ones. Remember the good ones.

Remember that patience and a sense of humor go a long way towards making life, endeavors and relationships work more smoothly.

I know it's hard to do, but count to five before responding in anger to another person. Don't go to bed angry at your partner. Don't go to bed angry, period. For that matter, don't go to bed anxious. Know when it's best to walk away from a dispute. Remember that you may not always be right.

Speak and write correctly. Moderate your use of slang and obscenities.

Start learning second and third languages as young as possible.

Hone your body. Look as good as you can. Dress well and appropriately.

Learn how to play a musical instrument and keep it up.

Learn how to draw.

Remember that revenge is a dish best served cold. Consider whether or not revenge is even the best course.

Earn as much money as you can as quickly as you can and save as much of it as possible it for a rainy day.

Learn how to apportion your time wisely.

Make plans. Don't drift through life. Consider that failures may be opportunities.

 

[ShadowCat]

Never go scuba diving on stuffed cabbage night.

Why then you dont have to kick!

 

[ShadowCat]

Make your bed the first thing when you get up in the morning

Actually you should wait 30-45 minutes for the mattress to air/dry out it helps with moisture and bed bugs!

 

[Peloso]

Dress however the fuck you like. Be who you are. Don't aspire to anything that doesn't come from within. And most importantly, don't blame your farts on others. I'm looking at you Vannie.

 

[Riverrick]

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I'm exhausted after watching that.

He does make some good points but you also want to dress comfortably sometimes. When I am not at work, comfortable is my main criteria for clothes.

 

[Alistair]

Dress however the fuck you like. Be who you are. Don't aspire to anything that doesn't come from within. And most importantly, don't blame your farts on others. I'm looking at you Vannie.

This. If I never get out of sweatpants who cares

 

[Peloso]

This. If I never get out of sweatpants who cares

I still wear shirts I had in High School.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Putting the Mcdonalds arch in your back doesn't make your ass look any less flat.