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Chapter 203 – The Bachelor Party
Arriving in the City we went straight to the CNB. Trevor said it hadn’t changed much from the time he competed in the wet underwear contest when he and Betty were here. I rolled my eyes, remembering that scene. I could remember actually being pissed at him for his arrogance that night. I put that thought out of my head.
“What the hell is a wet underwear contest, for Heaven’s sake?” Thad asked. Trevor explained how he was on stage with a bunch of other guys in their underwear, some of it see-thru if it got wet, and each contestant stood in a kiddy pool and had water poured over their underwear, then each person paraded around the stage. The fans cheered each contestant and then voted for the hottest one in underwear. He told Thad pretty much all of him showed that night, and he came in second or something like that. Thad just shook his head in disbelief. “You actually showed off your junk in public like that?” Thad asked almost shocked.
“Hey they were just a bunch of gay guys cheering us all on and having one hell of a time. We had so much fun that night. Josh had a sellout crowd and one of the best nights of receipts he’d had since he opened. It was those kinds of promotions that genned this place up to the profit center it has become. You need to buy in, Thad. I’m telling you. This place and the one we’re building now are going to make us all rich,” Thad told him excitedly. Thad had to stop and think about it.
We came in the back and went up the rear stairs to the apartment to drop our stuff. I was pretty sure Trevor never saw the apartment.
“Wo, this place is a dump compared to the apartment you guys have now,” Trevor said looking the place over.
“Hey, this is an old building and we only lease the space. Remember?” I reminded him. He guessed that was true. Then I told him and Thad, we were thinking about buying the building, and should that ever happen, and we had some extra money someday, we might fix this one up a little. But I reminded them, we only slept here a couple of nights a week when we were here almost every weekend. Sleeping was rare also. It wasn’t like we were living here full time. I didn’t mention the all-night fuck sessions we usually had with a variety of hot guys.
“I love your bedroom furniture. Two king sized mattresses on the floor in the bedroom. Is that something modern you picked up on HGTV or something?” Trevor asked being a smartass. I swatted his ass. “Easy, you wore that out last night. Remember?” he said smiling at me. Thad shook his head and Jake laughed.
“I’m going to suck your balls right out of your bag, if you’re not careful,” I threatened him with a smile.
“Wo, we haven’t tried that yet. Sounds kind of kinky,” Trevor replied. Thad just shook his head.
“That I might want to try on you, Trevor, if you don’t behave,” Thad teased.
“Okay, he’s coming our way, Josh. Get ready to intercept him and turn him for good,” Trevor said teasing. Jake and I laughed. It was good to see Trevor in a great mood considering what happened to him the day before with Drew and Dawson. I was really proud of him, but was wondering if some of this was put-on, a façade to hide the hurt his heart felt. Still, he was doing a great job of hiding the hurt if he felt any.
“You guys do a lot of fucking on those mattresses?” Trevor asked.
“Hell yes, Trevor. But don’t worry the sheets get washed every week after we leave. Francis takes care of that so you won’t have any stray sperm cells sneaking up your sore ass tonight if that’s what you’re worried about,” I explained. Thad looked at the mattresses with some concern.
“Where do you want to put me tonight?” Thad asked. I looked around not really sure.
“Oh, I guess you get the couch tonight. Not sure if you and Trevor get the couch together as I’m not sure what Andy’s plans are at this point. Then there is Erin, but Jake and I can squeeze him in with us. Wouldn’t be any different than at home. We’ll just have to see. Don’t worry though. You’re safe with this crew. I think anyway,” I said which made him concerned. Trevor put his arm around Thad’s shoulders and told him he was safe with him if he got to share a bed with him as his ass was still sore, but he warned Thad about sucking his balls out of his scrotum. Thad just shook his head.
We walked downstairs to see what all was going on and where we were with everything. I introduced Thad and Trevor to Parker, then to Seth and Lance, who eyed up both boys excitedly. Trevor liked the attention, but it scared Thad. I told Seth and Lance that Trevor had a sore ass so he was off limits and Thad was straight so not to bother with him. Seth said as long as his cock was straight it could penetrate his ass rather nicely. Thad shook his head half concerned. I told Thad he was harmless but a total bottom so if he did feel like fucking something, Seth’s ass was always available. Seth thanked me for the recommendation of all things.
Tony and Ollie stopped by to say hi and wish us luck on the bachelor party. They had a beer with us so Thad and Trevor got to meet the partners he’d never met before. I told them about Thad joining the team and handling all our admin duties. Tony was relieved to hear we found someone, relieving him of some of the burden. Francis stopped by to tell me all was a go for the entertainment tonight for the Eric’s party. I thanked him for setting all that up. He took me aside to whisper something in my ear.
“Just wanted you to know so you don’t freak out tonight. If we have a private closed party and you don’t sell any drinks during that time or have anyone pay anything at all, which is the case here, you can actually strip all the way. Nudity is not a problem. It’s going to be a really good show tonight, Josh. I mean, this is going to be fun,” he told me smiling from ear to ear.
“Just don’t get me arrested and have us lose our liquor license,” I warned him.
“I checked it out with Greer who called me to say Sven would be here for the party to perform with me and the two ladies. Greer told me for a private party, no alcohol sold and no one contesting nudity, we could even fuck on stage if we wanted to,” Francis explained.
“Greer told you that?” I asked surprised.
“Hell yes he did. I went straight to the lawyer to find that one out. I wasn’t taking any chances,” Francis replied. I just shook my head in disbelief. Now I had to wonder what Francis and Sven had cooked up. “Oh, and I meant to tell you, Erin, Allen and OBB are back in the dressing room if you need them.” That sparked my curiosity as to what they were up to.
I told Thad I’d show him the dressing room, thinking it was safe as no one but my two urchins and Erin were back there at the moment. I walked in to see a production line of something that blew my mind. The three of them had a helium tank and were blowing up condoms with helium. Anyone that had ever blown up a condom knows how large they get. They were inserting tiny instruction sheets in each condom before inflating them with helium.
“Hey guys. This is for the party tonight,” Allen said excitedly. “This is some of the audience participation stuff we’re using.”
“What the hell are you guys planning now?” I had to ask. Allen informed me that there were instructions that each person would get when they popped a condom and the little tags or sheets fell out. They had all kinds of tasks. Some of them were sexual and some of them were just stupid things such as pinch an ass or something like that. I warned him we had straight guys, including the guest of honor, at the party tonight. He told me that was not a problem as these instructions were for gay or straight. The straight guys could perform them on the two ladies and the gay guys could perform them on the two guys. All was good. I couldn’t imagine what instructions they put in all those inflated condoms. I reminded him that if he filled up many more there would be no room in the dressing room left. He told me Francis was going to help with those and they were going to put many of them on the stage.
“Hey, we put some doozies in these for tonight after Francis told us there could be nudity and almost anything goes,” Allen said so excited he could hardly stand it.
“Just remember we have some sane individuals here tonight, and we can’t let things get too far out of hand. Be civil,” I warned. Allen just grinned from ear to ear which scared me somewhat.
“Just in case you need an agenda for tonight, the plan is for us to have a get together, get acquainted hour, for the first hour with booze and food. The second hour is when the fun begins. The third hour is every man for himself and anything goes,” Allen said getting excited again. I frowned. “Don’t worry. I’m embellishing a little, maybe.” Good grief. What did he get us into?
Thad wondered if maybe he should go to a movie. I told him he had to help with everything. I explained to him that we needed to work on the books tomorrow during the day and get him acquainted with the software system. Tony and Ollie, and even Parker, if he had time, could assist him with the training. Then I told him I wanted him to tend bar and help with the entertainment while Jake and I were at the rehearsal dinner for Eric. I told him Allen and OBB would be here to help also. Thad asked me if he was safe with Allen and OBB.
“Listen, if something goes wrong and your ass is impaled by one of those two, first of all it won’t hurt because their members are smaller than ours and second, you may find out the easy way you actually like it. I don’t see a problem at all,” I told him truthfully.
“Oh, shit. That means there could be,” Thad said concerned. I pinched his ass.
“Oh, and get used to having your ass pinched, and your nipples touched also, maybe even kissed. Customers get a little frisky at times, but it’s all in good fun. Oh, and when you work behind the bar, you need your shirt off and flirt with the customers. You get great tips when you do that. You could even kiss them – not with tongue though, just lips. The more you flirt with them, the more money they spend with us and tip you also. I’ll even let you keep your own tips. We usually split them, but for you, being a virgin and all, we’ll let you keep your tips. And, if you feel the urge to dance in a thong on stage, you hot devil you, you could make a small fortune with tips, but you might get your junk handled by strangers a little, which you have to control. But remember, the more you’re comfortable with a little feel, the more money they stuff in your thong. Francis can train you on that,” I advised him.
“I think I like the bar idea the best considering my options,” Thad said wide eyed. “At least there is a wooden bar between me and them,” he added. I laughed.
We decided to get a snack to eat before we got busy at the bar. We didn’t want to eat too much as we had plenty of food for the party later on. I was surprised at the amount of after work crowd that showed up. Everyone voiced their displeasure to me we were closing at 9:00 for a private party. Some even suggested we let them come to the party and they wouldn’t complain about us being closed. I told him that was not an option tonight as we were letting straight guys in tonight only. Some of them said they loved a good straight guy to mix things up a little. I assured them these were not the kind to mix things up with. They weren’t the curious married guys that were out to have some anonymous sexual fun with another male. These were straight friends of mine and one was getting married in a couple of days. I was told those were the best kind, because they wanted to be naughty before they had to be good for the rest of their lives. Go figure. All us gay guys had a way of rationalizing almost anything it seemed.
A snack and a beer over, Jake and I told Parker to go relax and check on the party preparations. Thad, Jake and I were going to man the bar for a while. Somewhat surprised, Parker actually liked that idea. Jake and I had become familiar enough with most all the drinks our patrons ordered so we were confident we could handle the bar by ourselves and Thursday nights were not large nights since we never had entertainment on Thursday nights. Parker warned us many of our regulars still came in for drinks and fun. We got cheers as the three of us showed up shirtless for our bartending chores. Everyone asked us if we were going to show up every Thursday now. We told them it was a secret and to keep coming in on Thursdays to check to see if we were here. The tip jar started to fill up to the surprise of Thad. Jake and I bumped into each other behind the bar and got hollered at by the bar customers. I kissed him passionately in front of all of them and dollars flew our way. Then they asked if I loved the newbie they had never seen before, but was super hot. I grabbed Thad and kissed him in front of the gang and more dollars were thrown at us. I had to empty the tip jar as it was full. Thad was starting to get the hang of it. Whenever things would get a little slow, I would grab Jake and put his arm up in the air and lick his armpit generating more dollars coming at us. Then I embraced Thad and licked one of his nipples, running my tongue over the tip of one of his nipples from the side so all the crowd could see. Thad seemed to react the way any guy did having his nipples teased. I had to be careful I didn’t over stimulate him. He was a little awkward but played along. The three of us dry humped each other another time, to the cheers and applause of the bar crowd. Thad couldn’t get over how all this semi-lewd entertaining was generating so much cash. We all laughed and just had a good time.
“Hey, the newbie is a hottie, Josh,” One of the patrons yelled out. “Show him how you want to fuck him,” another shouted. I embraced Thad once again and ground my junk through my shorts into his junk as I ran my hands down inside his shorts and underwear feeling his bare buns as I kissed him passionately. Thad played along, getting accustomed to this form of entertaining and the profitable results. The crowd went wild. “You too, Jake. Get a little of that. Don’t let Josh have all the fun,” Someone else yelled. Jake did the same thing to Thad. Thad actually kissed one of Jake’s nipples on his pronounced pecs. “Look, they all have boners,” someone else yelled. I couldn’t believe it, but our shorts were holding back some engorged and excited penises, showing off our excitement to the world, seen through our shorts. I was pleasantly surprised we had excited our straight friend Thad that much. To the rest of the crowd he was as gay as our entire staff, but Jake and I knew the difference. Thad blushed, but didn’t try to hide anything, just followed Jake’s and my lead with the entertainment. Dollars came flooding in. “You guys put on a better show than your dancers, Josh. We need more of you guys showing off your horny bodies behind the bar. I’m gong to need a fan it’s so hot in here,” someone shouted. We all smiled and kept drawing beers and sending them down the bar. We finally got a little break in the action. Trevor was sometimes watching us do our thing, as Seth was trying to talk him into sex with him later in the evening. Even Lance put in a bid for Trevor’s cock later. I just rolled my eyes at them. Erin was still busy helping OBB and Allen in the dressing room. Soon, 8:00 rolled around. Greer showed up with Sven who got cheers from the bar crowd as if they were about to catch a Sven strip on a Thursday night of all nights. Sven had a lot of fans gather around him and try to sweet talk him. He finally made his way to the dressing room to avoid the crowd he was collecting. Guys were pouring in all around.
I caught Parker walking by. “You posted the fact the bar was closed at 9:00. I saw the big posting on the door. Where did all these people come from? I never heard that we were this busy on a Thursday night. What gives?” I asked him.
“Word spread like crazy you and the gang were in town and you had some hot newbie with you putting on a show behind the bar, and to come in and check him out. It’s all over social media including pics of the three of you. Boy are they going to be disappointed when we finally throw them out at 9:00. You better get them to drink fast as we only have an hour to go. Keep up the entertainment though. They like this just as much as they do our dancers. Maybe more,” Parker said patting me on the back.
“You hear anything from Ashton? He hasn’t shown up yet,” I mentioned to Parker.
“He’s over there, Josh. Andy just got here also. I think they’re going upstairs to talk, which they desperately need to do. “I can’t say much to my brother, seeing as I kind of have the same problem as him, which is no secret. But, I told him he was a real shithead if he messed up with Andy and the rest of you guys. This is the best thing going out here for all of us. He just needs to settle down and enjoy the wonderful life he’s been given. Fuck throwing away all the love he has from all of you for a big dick, especially that high school friend of his, Chuck. He was an asshole when the two were friends back in school. Ash was always trying to get him to fuck him then and Chuck would tell him his cock was for pussy only. Guess somewhere along the line, Ash got his wish. That wasn’t a good thing. All the guy wants is to get off, and he doesn’t care with whom or how. Ash has a loving boyfriend in Andy, and all you guys to support and care for him also. He gets enough dick. There’s no reason to fuck around outside your group and fuck everything off he has with you guys. But then, he’s young and stupid. I keep telling him not to make the same mistakes I made, but he just doesn’t listen to me anymore. Go figure. He used to give me shit for fucking around and now he does the same thing. I know you’ve talked to him, but I don’t think he heard you, unfortunately. Let’s see if Andy can talk any sense into him,” Parker said giving me a rundown on what he told Ashton. I patted Parker on his ass and got back to work. Trevor jumped in to help us out also, taking his shirt off to the cheers and hollers of the increasingly growing crowd. Trevor and I really put on a show. Trevor was really into it, maybe a little too much as he flashed his pubes and then hairy asscheeks to the crowd. I thought a riot was going to result from his flirtatious performance. Thad was shocked. I told Trevor to tame it down as he wasn’t on stage in the wet underwear contest tonight. We didn’t need to get all these guys too horned up and them shove them out the door. We needed to taper off and let them down slowly.
At 8:30 Parker stood on the bar and announced the bar was absolutely closing in one half-hour and to get their drinks now as we were gong to stop serving in 15 minutes. He got booed terribly and even had things thrown at him. He mooned the crowd who responded with dollars. We all couldn’t get over what a crazy night this had become. I had always pictured it as sleepy tonight and we would herd the few drunks we had out the door at 9:00. I was getting considerably worried we would almost have a riot on our hands. I told Jake, Trevor and Thad to put their CNB t-shirts on and to tame it down considerably so we didn’t have a riot on our hands at 9:00. I went to talk to Greer who hugged me and quickly kissed me.
“Did you really tell Francis there could be nudity with a closed party?” I asked him concerned.
“Absolutely. Not that it will happen, but if it accidently does, it’s no big deal at a closed party with no sales of alcohol, Josh. Why, what do they have planned?” Greer asked curiously.
“Beats the hell out of me, but I reminded Francis that we had straight guys here also along with the president of our frat. I told him not to get too wild. I don’t know how prudish Eric’s friends are either. I just didn’t want to embarrass Eric on his special night,” I told Greer above the roar of the crowd.
“Is it always this busy on a Thursday night?” Greer asked looking around and noticing it was hard to hear each other as the bar was so crowded.
“No. Parker said social media was going crazy earlier because of Thad and Trevor being here shirtless. New meat, I guess. If they only knew Thad was straight. He’s been a good sport with all of this,” I told Greer.
“Don’t kid yourself, Josh. They love seeing you and Jake when you’re here. You guys have quite a following you know. They consider you guys the personality of the CNB. You’d be surprised how much business picks up when you’re in town. I follow you on Facebook and get updates when you and the guys show up. It’s like you have professional spotters out there playing Paul Revere when you guys come to town. ‘Josh is coming’ is the cry to the gay community out there. ‘Meet at the CNB’. They just have a ball here. This is their place and you guys are their friends and entertainment. Nice to be a celebrity. I’m sure you can do the same thing at #2, as you call it,” Greer said smiling. I quick kissed him again.
“Gotta run. Eric and his straight friends, plus Kevin just showed up. I guess I better welcome our distinguished guest,” I told Greer and patted him on the back. Greer swatted my ass as I departed. I turned around and grinned at him.
I gave Kevin and Eric a hug, then Eric introduced me to three of his friends. Two were pretty hot looking and were being eye fucked by the rest of the crowd. One was a little stocky, but even he was being checked out by some of the more stocky members of the crowd.
“Big crowd tonight,” Eric commented to me and his friends.
“Yeh, well, we found out that when we show up it gets blasted out on social media we’re here and for everyone to meet at the CNB for our little show behind the bar. Eric looked at Thad, Trevor and Jake back there, not seeing anything unusual except we were making drinks and drawing beer.
“We tamed it down a little. I have to get all these people out of here in 15 minutes and I didn’t want a riot on our hands,” I explained. Eric just grinned.
“Is this the way it’s going to be at #2?” Eric asked. I told him I sincerely hoped so. I got the guys a table and told Seth to get them beers. Then I saw Taylor walk through the door. I had to go hug him. Jake came and hugged him also. Taylor was excited to see the place and how crowded it was.
“You invited this many people to the bachelor party? You must be spending a fortune on drinks and food. Man, when you do something you go all out. I never knew Eric had this many friends,” Taylor commented looking around.
“Believe me, in a few minutes this crowd is going to disappear. The bewitching hour is upon us for the general public. I’m not sure what all is going to happen tonight as I left the entertainment up to my previous roommate and one of our staff members here to put together. I hope we don’t gross anyone out tonight,” I told him. Taylor assured me if there was food and booze, he was sure everyone would have a good time. I responded by telling him one could only hope. At 8:50 Parker announced the bar was absolutely closed in ten minutes. Once again, he was booed terribly. We had a few pads of free drink tickets in the office and I went and grabbed some. I told Parker to tell everyone that left by 9;00 they would get a free drink ticket to use anytime, but they had to be out the door by 9:00 in order to get one. Parker and Trevor went outside to hand out the tickets, making sure everyone was out the door before they got one. There was a mass exodus as the crowd scrambled to get the free drink tickets. It was a little costly, but it worked. I was sure it was insurance against mob action and possible riot if we had to shove them out the door. Once everyone was finally out, which was a few minutes after 9, we gave out the last ticket and locked the doors.
Thad came up to me and grabbed me as I was locking the door. “I just got back from the restroom where a giant dick came in my hands as I went to wash them. Really, Josh. You guys think of everything. That dick was extremely realistic. I wasn’t sure I wanted to touch it, but I saw a couple of other guys using it also, and thought, what the hell, if I want soap, I guess I have to pump the dick,” he said and started to laugh. I swatted him on his ass.
With the bar crowd gone, peace restored and only invited guests and staff finally present, we all introduced ourselves. Allen, Erin and OBB joined us also. Seth had food out on a makeshift buffet table and he, Parker and Lance were tending bar. I announced that we had an open bar, everything was on the house, but to drink responsibly, as we had a great friend to honor and we wanted his wedding to be perfect and without incident. I got some laughs for that one. Everyone mingled and seemed to get along well together. There wasn’t any gay/straight conversation to amount to anything. There didn’t seem to be any awkward moments or times so far. We were all standing around in conversation.
Kevin caught me as I went to check on something. “Any chance of getting fucked tonight, Josh? I mean it’s been a dry spell for me for the last couple of weeks. I almost impaled myself on one of your penis pumps in the bathroom, I’m so needy,” he proclaimed. I shook my head.
“Don’t know, Kev. You’ll have to find someone that has the same desires as you. There’s always Allen and OBB. They have a suite at the hotel where they usually have orgies the nights we’re over here working. You could try that DP stuff with them if you get desperate,” I told him. He got a big grin on his face. I made a note to warn Allen and OBB, but they liked Kevin and his big dick, and seemed to really enjoy their cocks pressed together up his hot asshole.
I was impressed the way everyone was talking to each other and interacting. They were pacing themselves with the booze and beer. Thad was talking to some of Eric’s straight friends. Kevin was yuking it up with Allen, OBB and Trevor. He was really chumming up to Trevor for some reason, presumably to get his butt fucked later. Erin was hanging in there with some of Eric’s friends also, holding his own. I saw Eric grab Thad and talk to him for a few minutes. I assumed they were forming their straight alliance, plotting out how to deal with us gay guys. Eric was laughing at one point. Hard to tell what Thad was sharing with him. I was making sure more finger food was being brought out when Thad came running up to me.
“You guys did suck Eric’s cock,” he said surprised.
“I told you he loved our attention in that department,” I re-emphasized.
“I can’t believe he let you do that. He said you guys gave the best blow jobs in the whole world. He told me he wouldn’t even let his fiancé suck him off because she couldn’t compete with you guys. Not only that, but he said that was what got him through the week until he got to fuck his fiancé on the weekends. He told me if I didn’t get my dick sucked by you guys I was missing out on something fantastic. He’s not pulling my dick is he, just to help you get my cock in your mouth?” Thad asked somewhat bewildered.
“Nope. We took care of the boy. He loved it and we loved him. We were all close and that was one act we could do with him that he really loved,” I told Thad, who was really thinking it over. “Only when and if you want to, buddy. No pressure, but I swear you’ll cum hard. You already did one time, but that was just a preview of a good blow job. Only a guy knows what a guy needs in that department. Women don’t know how to really make love to a cock because they don’t have one. It takes a guy to really appreciate the finer art of making love to a cock and his partner cum hard. Hell, if you close your eyes, you’d never know if it was a guy sucking your dick or a woman, except a guy does it much better. Getting your dick sucked by a guy does not make you gay, Thad. I think that’s what Eric was trying to tell you,” I explained. Thad looked lost in thought, presumably thinking it over. “Hey, you did great behind the bar, Thad. Was it weird or did you have fun like Jake and I always do?” I asked. Thad smiled.
“That was some of the craziest shit I’ve ever done in my life, Josh. It was fun. The guys bought it. I guess my straightness didn’t give me away so far. You and Jake are really crazy, but everyone had a great time together. This is going to be fun. I’m really looking forward to it. Even all the customers were great. I did get my ass gently pinched a couple of times and even got propositioned a few times, but no one was out of line. I just told the guys that said they’d love to fuck me to get on a long list. That made them laugh and let them down easy. It was so much fun. I can tell why all you guys like this so much. Just think we’ll be around it all the time back home. We still have to get over here sometime as we can’t allow business to slip in this place. I’m excited, Josh,” he said and quick hugged me. I patted his ass and told him to have fun, then took off for the kitchen. I really wanted to know what was going on with Andy and Ashton, but didn’t want to interrupt them in their intense conversation upstairs.
At 10:00 Francis made an announcement to get drinks and have a seat on bar stools he set up in a semi-circle in front of the stage. He said the entertainment was about to begin. Everyone scurried to have a seat. Eric was directly in the middle of the semi-circle as the guest of honor. With everyone seated, Allen showed up on stage and announced we would have a mock wedding, our depiction of what could possibly come on this nuptial weekend. The gang all laughed. Francis emerged on stage dressed in a mock tuxedo with a nametag that said Eric. Shortly thereafter, I assumed it to be one of the stripers, although I had not seen the ladies Francis hired. She emerged in a mock wedding gown. The two of them danced a rather awkward waltz, but tripping over each other made it rather humorous. Then, Sven emerged with a tuxedo also with a nametag of Josh, presumably playing the best man. He had another lady in a bridesmaid’s dress at his side and joined Francis and his bride in the waltz. There was more applause. Then the music got a little faster and clothing seemed to fly off from time to time until. little by little garments came off and flew to the side of the stage. We were finally down to bras and panties for the ladies and boxers for the men, although they still had bowties around their necks. There were some oos and ahs from our guests at this point. All eyes were glued on our actors. Some of it was actually beautiful and sensuous. The guys seemed to be worshiping the women, but would caress each other from time to time as a show of their friendship and caring. I was somewhat in awe over whoever worked this out. It got to me. It showed two loving friends caring for each other, but tending to the needs of the women.
The music got a little faster, depicting time was moving faster. Bras, panties and boxers came off. The men and women were down to thongs at this point, the women bare breasted. Sven and Francis danced together shortly, caressing each other’s junk, by running their fingers across their thongs. The women danced together, depicting their friendship, gently kissing and caressing each other’s breasts. One girl had large breasts and the other smaller, more natural breasts. I looked over to see how Thad was taking this all in. He was sitting beside me at the time with Jake on the other side of me. Eric’s straight friends were glued to the women fondling each other and Kevin and all of us were glued to the guys. The guys left each other as if to part and rejoin their women, man leaving his dearest friend and joining his woman. The men made over their women, caressing them all over and rubbing their junk up against their partners’ pussy, caressing their breasts and squeezing their buttocks. The women bent down and pulled off Francis and Sven’s thongs releasing their semi-hard cocks. The group really oo’ed then. The guys bent down and pulled off the women’s thongs revealing their neatly trimmed snatches. I could tell there were a lot of boners in our group when that happened. Jake and I looked at Thad, who was hard once more, but at this point it was hard to determine if the females or males made him hard. Francis and Sven were extremely hot enough to make all us gay guys hard, and the women were attractive enough to make the straight guys hard. One way or the other, all of us watching were hard.
Sven and Francis gyrated their junk against their female partner’s vaginas. Nipples were erect and being sucked on. Francis’ cock was hard. Sven had a semi-boner going for him. Needless to say, both the guys were hot looking and they ran their cocks between the legs of their female partners. One of the ladies, a big voluptuous blonde had obnoxiously large tits, while the other brunette was more natural, with smaller breasts and more normal features. Both had nicely trimmed pubic hair over their vaginas. Thad was actually rubbing his cock through his shorts at this point. I was thinking he never really got a good look at a really live naked girl. The one shot he did get was rather quick and I wasn’t sure if he even got her panties off.
The couples simulated sex on stage, although it was pretty damned close to the real thing. At one point the couples separated and the men got back together, gently stroking each other’s cocks, then separating again and joining their women. I assumed they were depicting that there was still some male bonding with close friends after marriage. That we could only hope for. Everyone was still intensely glued to the entertainment. Finally, the foursome simulated climax with everyone faking an orgasm to the climax of the music. Then the foursome joined hands and bowed to all of us. We all gave them a standing ovation, and cheered and hollered.
More music started and the foursome came off stage and stood in front of Eric. The women gave him a lap dance while Francis and Sven watched. These two ladies, not much older than we were, caressed and kissed Erin all over, taking off his shirt and licking his nipples. One of them pulled his shorts down and freed his hard cock. Eric was trying to keep them from it, but they were too much for him. They caressed his cock as Sven and Francis moved down the line simulating lap dances for the gay guys in attendance. Eric got his balls fondled and his cock stroked, but not sucked at this point. They were doing a number on him, teasing him to no end, then moved over to his straight friends and entertained them, getting their shirts and cocks out also. I was holding my breath we didn’t confuse any gender preference, but they seemed to get it right until Francis got hold of Thad and Sven descended, wiping my face with his big cock and balls. I gave him some tongue on the backside of his balls as they wiped across my face. Thad got the same treatment from Francis, although he didn’t complain. I couldn’t stop Francis fast enough. I finally got his attention, telling Francis Thad was straight. Francis hugged him and moved on to Jake. Thad just shook his head. I motioned for the brunette to entertain Thad. She did, taking his shirt off and getting his hard cock out. She gently rubbed her tits over his face and put his cock between her tits, jacking his cock somewhat with her breasts. Thad seemed to like it. Then she kissed him and as gone. They finally finished their lap dances. Everyone was horned up at this point. We finally got our cocks back in our shorts as the naked actors disappeared.
Allen got up and announced an intermission and to grab another drink. Seth and Lance were tending bar. Greer found me and asked me what I thought about the show so far. I told him I couldn’t believe what they put together. He said Sven and Francis had worked on this for a couple of weeks. I told him they did a fantastic job. Greer thought so also.
“If you have some time tomorrow before you have to go to the rehearsal dinner tomorrow night, Stoney would like to meet with Jake, you and me. He suggested lunch at the ranch if you wouldn’t mind coming out there,” Greer said inviting us to lunch with the big guy.
“I think we could accommodate that. How’s your sex life these days?” I asked Greer.
“Getting better actually. Whatever was bothering him seems to be better now. He’s still a little awkward in some of the things we do, but we’re 50% back to where we were. Hell, you know I don’t care about what we do, it’s that we’re together. I love for him to know I’m beside him and with him, Josh. I like sleeping with my man as much as you like sleeping with Jake,” Greer assured me. I knew what he was saying. “Wait until you see this next segment the boys cooked up for the party. I’m not going to spoil it, but Allen and OBB had their hand in this one,” Greer informed me.
“Should I be concerned?” I had to ask him. Greer shook his head and then smiled. That concerned me.
Francis came up to me wearing some tight trunk underwear showing off everything he had. He hugged me and whispered in my ear, “The girls are willing to fuck any of your guests that want serviced. They’ll do 15 or 30 minute individual sessions or a longer group session after we’re done down here. Just so you know. I let Eric know. I have them setup upstairs, one in the bedroom and one in the living room. Don’t worry, I’ll clean up everything before you guys go to bed up there tonight. I’ll let Eric know in case some of his friends want to get their dipsticks wet tonight,” Francis concluded. I grabbed him.
“There is something I want you to do,” I told him. I want a session for Thad with the brunette. This would be a good education for him and help him out in that area,” I explained. “I’ll tell him the girl has the hots for him after the lap dance she gave him. He’ll go for it, I’m sure.”
“Wow, you really do take care of your friends, gay or straight. You need me to show him anything?” Francis asked curiously.
“If he needs to know anything gay, I can take care of that part, Francis. I wouldn’t ask you to do that,” I replied. Francis kissed me gently on the lips and took off.
I saw Andy join the group finally. He looked like he had been crying. He came running over to me and hugged me tightly. “Are you okay?” I asked him. He held me tightly, his head up against mine.
“He’s gone, Josh. Ash is gone,” was all Andy could get out of his mouth at the moment.
“Gone gone or gone for tonight?” I asked.
“Long gone, at least I think so, for a while anyway. We broke up. We gave each other freedom to do whatever. I thought if he could do what he wanted and fuck who he wanted, maybe it would help him realize I wasn’t such a bad thing after all. Truth of the matter is I’m tired of trying to make him be someone he may never be, a loyal loving companion. Ash likes cock too much. He has a heart, Josh. Don’t get me wrong, but a big dick outweighs his heart right now. Who knows, maybe in six months, a year, whenever, he might come back. I’m going to move on with my life. Hey, I might need some attention sometime if you and Jake care spare some,” Andy said looking up at me and smiling.
“You know you have that anytime you want it, Andy. We all love you and that will never change. Frankly, I’m glad Ash is gone. This last few days with him and that Chuck guy were not enjoyable. Chuck’s an asshole. It’ll be interesting to see what he does without his Chuck dick this fall when he comes back to school,” I told Andy.
“Josh, he was screwing a couple of guys in the art department anyway. There’s plenty of dick around for Ashton. Trust me. He doesn’t have trouble finding cock. That’s for sure, and that was his problem. Oh, we did make love one more time before he left. I came in his ass and told him to carry me around with him for awhile at least. He said he would. I wanted him to remember what passionate sex felt like instead of a plain big dick fucking,” Andy said making me chuckle somewhat. “Anyway, good riddens. Oh, he said he’d do whatever you wanted him to do about his share in our company. I’ll leave that up to you,” Andy finished. Erin came over to us and hugged Andy knowing what all was going on with him and Ashton.
“Hey, Trevor lost Drew, so maybe the two of you can keep each other company,” I suggested. Andy smiled thinking about it.
The lights dimmed again signaling the start of another segment. Allen was onstage. I grabbed Erin and went to find Jake and Thad. We set down once again waiting for our assumed master of ceremonies to begin the next segment. We noticed that Sven, Francis, the blonde and brunette models joined us naked once again.
“Gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, because I saw some of those hard dicks during our last segment. You guys have to do better than that,” Allen said smiling getting some laughs. “Don’t worry, you’re going to get another chance at it. Everyone take off your shorts and shirts and get down to your underwear. We are releasing some condom balloons. These condoms will be floating over our heads. Now we have a long stick with a sharp nail on the end of it. Each person will be able to punch a condom and break it. This is your one and only situation where you hope your rubber breaks,” Allen said getting a big laugh. “Inside is a note of something you must do. Now, you do have options in case it suggests you do something with someone you might not want to. But remember, this is all in fun and whatever happens here tonight stays here, but it’s etched in our everlasting memories for the rest of our lives, so make your choices wisely,” Allen finished with.
Lots of condoms came floating out from backstage. Eric was given the stick first and popped his first condom. He said if he’d have just used one of those when he should have, we wouldn’t be having this party tonight. We all laughed. A note floated down from the busted condom. It said, ‘Kiss the nipple of a close friend or a model, model being the option and since there were male and female models, it made it easier on whoever had to do whatever to whomever. Eric got up and came over to me and sucked gently on my nipple to the applause of the whole group. One of the three of Eric’s straight friends got the next note. It said to kiss the tip of the dick or clit of whoever he wanted. He got up and kissed the clit of the voluptuous blonde to a great applause. The next straight friend got a note telling him to kiss an ass cheek of anyone he wanted. He made Eric slide his underwear down to kiss Eric’s ass. The next straight friend was given the option of having his dick caressed by anyone. He had the blonde stroke his hard dick. That made it even harder. Taylor got the stick next. His note was to wag his cock in front of the group. To our surprise, he did, and what a nice cock it was also. It got down to Thad. His note said to kiss someone on the lips. He turned to me and kissed me on the lips, surprising us all. I thought he would have gone for the naked brunette with the natural tits, but he kissed me instead. The condom I popped said he had to get my balls caressed by someone. I had Jake do that for me. Everyone kind of went ‘Ahhh’. Jake got one that said someone had to sit naked on his lap with him naked and kiss. Jake dropped his briefds and pulled mine down and made me sit naked on his lap and kiss him. Again, we got a number of ‘Ahhhhss’. This went on for a good half hour. Allen got an instruction note that said he could get his face slapped by a dick or get his nose rubbed with a clit. He got Sven to slap his face with his big dick. I swear that big dick got some Allen tongue as it swiped Allen’s face. The second or third round – Allen blew up a ton of condoms – Trevor got a note that said he had to moon the crowd and spread his ass cheeks to expose his hole. One of Eric’s straight friends got one also and was more than happy to shoot his hairy hole at the rest of us. He was hot too. At least they were being good sports, I had to think. Taylor, on his third or fourth round had to hug someone naked. I was sure he was going for the brunette. Instead, he got up and came down to Jake, dropped his briefs and hugged Jake tightly. I about shit watching his beautiful cock press up against Jake. Then he quickly kissed Jake, bent over and kissed me, then pulled up his briefs and sat back down. Only once did he kiss a female’s nipple. I wasn’t sure what that was all about, but I liked it. The finale came with the two women stripping Eric of his underwear and rubbing their tits and cunts all over his body. He was hard as a rock, but never got to cum. Even his buddies were having a hard time keeping their juices from erupting, sporting wet spots on their undies, their hard cocks straining to be released, as they watched the intense titillation for their soon to be married friend. I was pretty sure Eric was out of breath as the two women kissed him then left him, naked, hard and wet.
Allen asked me to say a few parting words, the entertainment portion of the party essentially over. “To one of the best friends a gay or straight guy could ever have. Here’s to Eric who will be joining us as our manager of a bar, just like the one here tonight at the University. We love him and will always be his intimate friend, however he needs that relationship to be,” I said getting cheers all around. “Francis, once he gets his big dick back in his underwear, is going to invite a few of you for some frivolities upstairs should you care to join in. In the meantime, the bar is open and there is still plenty of food. We don’t want anyone getting hurt or in trouble on your way home tonight. We look forward to seeing everyone at the wedding on Saturday. Remember, we just had food, drinks and a lot of laughs tonight. Nothing else happened. Right?” The group cheered and held their glasses high.
I saw Francis talking to Eric’s straight friends about taking on one of the girls. They got all excited. Francis looked over at me and winked. Francis told them to give him about 15 minutes to get set up and then he’d escort them upstairs for some fun.
Eric, came up to me in his briefs, and thanked me for a fantastic bachelor party he said he’d never forget for the rest of his life. “You got any place I can freshen up a little, Josh? I have pussy juice all over me from the treatment those two sweethearts gave me,” he said holding the rest of his clothes in his hands. I laughed then walked him back to the dressing room. Allen, OBB and Thad were putting stuff away, including one condom popper Allen made.
“There’s a shower behind that partition. Here’s a towel, Eric. Need anything else?” I asked him as I directed him to the shower in the dressing room.
“Yeh, as horny as I am right now, I could sure use an Allen and OBB blowjob if they wouldn’t mind,” Eric said looking at OBB and Allen. They got a big smile on their faces.
“Come on, Eric, OBB and I’ll wash that female snatch juice off that hot body of yours and make you enjoy it,” Allen said walking back behind the partition with him. Thad just shook his head.
“It’s the best, Thad. I’m telling you. You’re missing out on something wonderful,” Eric said looking over his shoulder as he dropped his briefs, exposing his large hardon to the delight of OBB and Allen.
“Just like old times,” Allen said giggling. Thad looked at me and half smiled, half not sure he really heard and saw what he did. I grabbed Thad.
“Thad, that hot brunette girl told me she thought you were cute and kind of hot and wondered if there was a chance the two of you could get together after the party. I told her I’d ask you. What about it?” I asked him winking. Thad almost stuttered.
“What kind of get together? Just talk and a drink?” he asked interested.
“Thad, she wants you to fuck her. Go ahead and find out what it’s all about. She’s cute and just a little older than we are. Go get your dick wet in some pussy juice and find out you really can breed a woman. Go on. She’s anxious to do it so you don’t have to romance her any or date her for weeks. Just go have some fun and get off,” I suggested.
“Doesn’t she charge for something like that?” he asked. “I can’t afford sex like that.”
“Not for you, buddy. She thinks you’re hot so go show her you are. Drive that hard cock of yours up that snatch and make her call you Daddy. Go for it, Thad. We’ll be down here. Wear a condom though. Francis will get you taken care of. The other guys are going to party with the blonde. Go, buddy. Suck those nice titties and be a man,” I said encouragingly. Thad smiled and then went out to the bar to join the others.
I peeked back behind the partition hearing the shower running. OBB was naked and on his knees sucking the hell out of Eric’s cock. Allen was rimming his ass. Eric was literally shaking with delight, his hands bracing him up against the side of the shower stall trying to steady himself. “Fuck you guys are so fucking good at this shit,” Eric said stunned by the attention he was getting. “I should have gone gay. My life would be totally different today from what it’s about to become.”
“Hey, give me a parting suck guys,” I said as I stood outside the shower stall and they pointed Eric’s cock at me. “One more time, for old times sake,” I said sucking Eric’s engorged cock for what I expected to be the last time. I swear he had tears in his eyes. Erick kissed me tenderly and passionately when I got to my feet, getting me half wet when he did. “Love you, buddy,” I told him. He told me he loved me more than I would ever know, and thanked me for all that I had done for him. “Okay, for that, get him off twice, guys,” I told Allen and OBB. They went to town on him. I heard him yell out at one point as I was leaving the dressing room.
Francis found me when I got back to the bar. “You fall in a lake somewhere? You’re all wet,” he said noticing the front of me was wet where Eric hugged me from the shower.
“Minor problem, but it’s all good,” I told him.
“I took care of your buddy. He’s nervous as hell, Josh. This his first time or what?” Francis asked.
“Yep, he’s a virgin. Should be an interesting trip he’s about to go on. Hope he likes it,” I commented.
“What’s not to like. That brunette is hot. I wouldn’t mind a shot at that myself,” Francis said.
“I think she got you pretty aroused during your little performance tonight. That cock of yours was hard as a rock. There were several of us that wanted a piece of you, big guy,” I told him making him smile.
“Anytime, Josh. I told you before, my cock and ass are yours anytime you want it, buddy. As much as you’ve done for me, that’s the least I can do for you,” he said and gave me a quick hug.
“Not necessary, Francis. You have no debts with me. We’re all good,” I assured him. Kevin came up and hugged me telling me how great the party was, and how relieved he was that there was something for everyone here tonight. He thanked Francis also and told him how hot he was. Francis was still standing there in his briefs. Kevin copped a feel of his big dick and balls. Francis smiled and opened up his briefs to let Kevin see the hot goods. I swear Kevin almost melted.
“Hey, you got Eric’s other friends taken care of. Is there anyone to take care of his gay friend?” Kevin asked. “I could sure use a cock like that beautiful one up my sorry ass tonight. It’s been a long dry spell since I’ve been home,” Kevin exclaimed with a gleam in his eye. Francis looked at me. I basically shrugged my shoulders telling him to go for it.
“Come on Kevin. Let’s go to the dressing room and I’ll teach you how to kiss a table,” Francis said. I think Kevin almost came in his pants as he hurried off with Francis.
Taylor caught me as he was about to leave. He hugged me again. “Hey, you surprised the hell out of Jake and I tonight. Is there something you might want to tell us you’ve been repressing for some time?” I asked curiously.
“No, only that I truly love the two of you as a couple of my closest friends. I wanted to do some kind of gesture to show that to you somehow. While it wasn’t really my style, I knew it was yours and, well, I got a little emotional and just did what I did. Don’t take it for something it isn’t, but I truly care about the two of you,” Taylor said. Jake came over and hugged him also. “Thanks for a hot evening, guys. I’ll see you at the rehearsal dinner.” Off he went.
Sven was dressed and talking to Greer and Erin who were back at the bar again. Jake and I joined them. Sven hugged me. “Sometime we fuk, no?” he said in broken English.
“Sometime we fuk, yes.” I told him. Sven laughed as did Greer.
“I hope we don’t lose our liquor license with all the nudity we had tonight,” I exclaimed. Greer smiled.
“Relax, buddy. No laws were broken here tonight. Just some hot fun had by all. It was a great party, Josh. Francis, Sven, Allen and OBB did a great job planning it all. I’m sure Eric enjoyed it. We heard a faint howl from the dressing room catching our attention.
“In fact, I think he’s still enjoying it,” I said raising my eyebrows as I looked toward the direction of the dressing room. I knew Kevin and Francis hadn’t gotten started yet as I was sure they ran into Eric and his two minions. We all laughed.
Greer and Sven took off saying he’d see me tomorrow around noon at the ranch. We all got hugs from both of them before they left. I sent Seth and Lance home thanking them for the service they gave everyone tonight. Seth said he’d really love to have Trevor up his ass, then Lance said he had dibbs on Trevor’s dick.
“I can’t fuck both of you,” Trevor exclaimed.
“Why not? We’re game. We’ll take you home and we can switch off,” the two told him. “Seth can host,” Lance said inviting Trevor to Seth’s home. Trevor looked at me for permission. I told him it was up to him. Trevor gave each one of them a hug and a little grope, then told the two of them he might catch them next time, but someone else needed his attention tonight. While disappointed, they told Trevor they looked forward to that next time. He told them they needed to rest up for it, because he was going to fuck them senseless. That encouraged them all the more. I told Trevor he was pretty damned cocky for just having lost his quasi-boyfriend. He told me he was going to have fun from now on out. I told him to knock himself out.
Andy came up to us after talking to some other guys. I gave him a big hug. Jake hugged him tightly and so did Erin. He seemed relieved somehow that Ashton was out of his life. Even Parker, Ashton’s brother, told Andy he was better off, as his brother would only bring him heartbreak. Andy hugged Parker, which surprised me.
Eric, all nice and clean, with his balls drained, joined us at the bar. I drew him a beer. “Feel better now?” I asked.
“Much better. Haven’t felt this good in a long time. I’m afraid your boys got a couple of mouthfuls of some stale cum as long as it’s been since my dick threw up cum,” Eric said being funny. We all patted him on the back. “So this is what it’s like,” he said looking over the bar as if to get ready to manage something like this for us. Parker asked if Eric could spend some time with him tomorrow and he’d go over some of the managerial duties. Eric said he’d be happy to do anything that would get his mind off the wedding stuff. We all laughed.
I went to the restroom to relieve my bladder. As I walked down the hall by the dressing room and the stairs to the apartment, Thad came barreling down the stairs. He saw me and practically jumped into my arms and hugged me tightly not wanting to let me go. “Hey, how was it, buddy. You got done awfully soon. Everything okay?” I asked getting a little concerned.
“Josh, that was weird. Just weird. It wasn’t anything like I dreamed about. It was weird and awkward,” he said disappointedly as he kept hugging me.
“Wanna tell me about it,” I said as I pulled him down to sit on the stairs beside me. He was still holding onto me as we sat.
“I mean, it was like a sex-ed class of sorts. She was nice and tried to be sexy and all, but I don’t know her and to be totally naked with a stranger I don’t know and be expected to make love to someone like that, it’s just not right,” he said still haunted by the experience.
“Tell me you got hard this time, Thad. Tell me you at least got hard and got to experience the act,” I begged him.
“She sucked my cock, Josh. She sucked my cock. That did get me hard, but it wasn’t like when you sucked my cock. I don’t know, it was just weird. Then she put the condom on my dick once I got hard. She had me kiss her tits, which wasn’t bad. I think that was actually the best part. They weren’t all silicone either this time. She had nice firm breasts that felt good to feel. Then she took my hand and made me feel her clitoris to stimulate her, so she said. That was really weird. She said it was the female version of the male penis. Well that was just shit. It wasn’t anything like a male penis, something you can really got a hold of and all. Then she had me lay on top of her and penetrate her vagina. It wasn’t anything like I expected it to be. For one thing the condom was tight, but she wasn’t. I felt like I was fucking air at times. Hell, you get a much better grip on your dick with your hand when you jack off. Then she started moaning and groaning like I was really doing something to her, which was totally fake. It was a major turnoff. I had to concentrate on other things. I couldn’t cum. She acted like she came twice. Can females even cum, Josh?” he asked seriously. “They don’t ejaculate like we do,” he exclaimed.
“They can climax, Thad. Not sure just how that works, but you can drive them to climax somehow. I never paid too much attention to that as with a guy you get actual evidence. No disputing a guy’s climax. That’s for sure,” I stated. Thad agreed wholeheartedly on that fact. “Did you finally cum?” I asked curiously.
“We tried fucking more, then she sucked me again and jacked me, but I never came. I was too nervous and embarrassed about the whole thing. It was a nightmare. Hell, I might as well be gay. I’d sure as hell have a lot more fun hanging around with you guys. I know I could get off with you guys. Hell, I did that one night at Todd and Chad’s house when Chuck fucked Todd that one time, and you and I were kind of stroking each other. Shit, that was hot and I came hard,” he said longingly.
“I can’t believe you didn’t cum, Thad,” I said shaking my head.
“Don’t tell anyone, Josh. It’s all too embarrassing already. I don’t need any more embarrassment,” he said burying his head on my shoulder. I side hugged him, due to the tightness of us together sitting on the narrow steps.
“Your secret’s safe with me, but thanks for sharing what happened so I can help to understand you more. I think you need something meaningful between your partner and you, Thad. It’s not that you’re really gay, although, you could have leanings in that direction, but I’m not sold on that idea yet. What you do need, I believe, is some sort of connection between you and your partner. The two women you’ve had for your entire sexual experiences were not what you would call intimate friends. You and strangers are not a good mix for sex. That I’m fairly sure of. Oh well. At least you got a little more experience out of tonight. Anonymous sex just isn’t your thing. We know that now,” I assured him.
“Am I hopeless?” he asked putting his head on my shoulder.
“No, you just need to be loved, Thad. All you need is love,” I said running my hand down his back as he laid his head on my shoulder.
Arriving in the City we went straight to the CNB. Trevor said it hadn’t changed much from the time he competed in the wet underwear contest when he and Betty were here. I rolled my eyes, remembering that scene. I could remember actually being pissed at him for his arrogance that night. I put that thought out of my head.
“What the hell is a wet underwear contest, for Heaven’s sake?” Thad asked. Trevor explained how he was on stage with a bunch of other guys in their underwear, some of it see-thru if it got wet, and each contestant stood in a kiddy pool and had water poured over their underwear, then each person paraded around the stage. The fans cheered each contestant and then voted for the hottest one in underwear. He told Thad pretty much all of him showed that night, and he came in second or something like that. Thad just shook his head in disbelief. “You actually showed off your junk in public like that?” Thad asked almost shocked.
“Hey they were just a bunch of gay guys cheering us all on and having one hell of a time. We had so much fun that night. Josh had a sellout crowd and one of the best nights of receipts he’d had since he opened. It was those kinds of promotions that genned this place up to the profit center it has become. You need to buy in, Thad. I’m telling you. This place and the one we’re building now are going to make us all rich,” Thad told him excitedly. Thad had to stop and think about it.
We came in the back and went up the rear stairs to the apartment to drop our stuff. I was pretty sure Trevor never saw the apartment.
“Wo, this place is a dump compared to the apartment you guys have now,” Trevor said looking the place over.
“Hey, this is an old building and we only lease the space. Remember?” I reminded him. He guessed that was true. Then I told him and Thad, we were thinking about buying the building, and should that ever happen, and we had some extra money someday, we might fix this one up a little. But I reminded them, we only slept here a couple of nights a week when we were here almost every weekend. Sleeping was rare also. It wasn’t like we were living here full time. I didn’t mention the all-night fuck sessions we usually had with a variety of hot guys.
“I love your bedroom furniture. Two king sized mattresses on the floor in the bedroom. Is that something modern you picked up on HGTV or something?” Trevor asked being a smartass. I swatted his ass. “Easy, you wore that out last night. Remember?” he said smiling at me. Thad shook his head and Jake laughed.
“I’m going to suck your balls right out of your bag, if you’re not careful,” I threatened him with a smile.
“Wo, we haven’t tried that yet. Sounds kind of kinky,” Trevor replied. Thad just shook his head.
“That I might want to try on you, Trevor, if you don’t behave,” Thad teased.
“Okay, he’s coming our way, Josh. Get ready to intercept him and turn him for good,” Trevor said teasing. Jake and I laughed. It was good to see Trevor in a great mood considering what happened to him the day before with Drew and Dawson. I was really proud of him, but was wondering if some of this was put-on, a façade to hide the hurt his heart felt. Still, he was doing a great job of hiding the hurt if he felt any.
“You guys do a lot of fucking on those mattresses?” Trevor asked.
“Hell yes, Trevor. But don’t worry the sheets get washed every week after we leave. Francis takes care of that so you won’t have any stray sperm cells sneaking up your sore ass tonight if that’s what you’re worried about,” I explained. Thad looked at the mattresses with some concern.
“Where do you want to put me tonight?” Thad asked. I looked around not really sure.
“Oh, I guess you get the couch tonight. Not sure if you and Trevor get the couch together as I’m not sure what Andy’s plans are at this point. Then there is Erin, but Jake and I can squeeze him in with us. Wouldn’t be any different than at home. We’ll just have to see. Don’t worry though. You’re safe with this crew. I think anyway,” I said which made him concerned. Trevor put his arm around Thad’s shoulders and told him he was safe with him if he got to share a bed with him as his ass was still sore, but he warned Thad about sucking his balls out of his scrotum. Thad just shook his head.
We walked downstairs to see what all was going on and where we were with everything. I introduced Thad and Trevor to Parker, then to Seth and Lance, who eyed up both boys excitedly. Trevor liked the attention, but it scared Thad. I told Seth and Lance that Trevor had a sore ass so he was off limits and Thad was straight so not to bother with him. Seth said as long as his cock was straight it could penetrate his ass rather nicely. Thad shook his head half concerned. I told Thad he was harmless but a total bottom so if he did feel like fucking something, Seth’s ass was always available. Seth thanked me for the recommendation of all things.
Tony and Ollie stopped by to say hi and wish us luck on the bachelor party. They had a beer with us so Thad and Trevor got to meet the partners he’d never met before. I told them about Thad joining the team and handling all our admin duties. Tony was relieved to hear we found someone, relieving him of some of the burden. Francis stopped by to tell me all was a go for the entertainment tonight for the Eric’s party. I thanked him for setting all that up. He took me aside to whisper something in my ear.
“Just wanted you to know so you don’t freak out tonight. If we have a private closed party and you don’t sell any drinks during that time or have anyone pay anything at all, which is the case here, you can actually strip all the way. Nudity is not a problem. It’s going to be a really good show tonight, Josh. I mean, this is going to be fun,” he told me smiling from ear to ear.
“Just don’t get me arrested and have us lose our liquor license,” I warned him.
“I checked it out with Greer who called me to say Sven would be here for the party to perform with me and the two ladies. Greer told me for a private party, no alcohol sold and no one contesting nudity, we could even fuck on stage if we wanted to,” Francis explained.
“Greer told you that?” I asked surprised.
“Hell yes he did. I went straight to the lawyer to find that one out. I wasn’t taking any chances,” Francis replied. I just shook my head in disbelief. Now I had to wonder what Francis and Sven had cooked up. “Oh, and I meant to tell you, Erin, Allen and OBB are back in the dressing room if you need them.” That sparked my curiosity as to what they were up to.
I told Thad I’d show him the dressing room, thinking it was safe as no one but my two urchins and Erin were back there at the moment. I walked in to see a production line of something that blew my mind. The three of them had a helium tank and were blowing up condoms with helium. Anyone that had ever blown up a condom knows how large they get. They were inserting tiny instruction sheets in each condom before inflating them with helium.
“Hey guys. This is for the party tonight,” Allen said excitedly. “This is some of the audience participation stuff we’re using.”
“What the hell are you guys planning now?” I had to ask. Allen informed me that there were instructions that each person would get when they popped a condom and the little tags or sheets fell out. They had all kinds of tasks. Some of them were sexual and some of them were just stupid things such as pinch an ass or something like that. I warned him we had straight guys, including the guest of honor, at the party tonight. He told me that was not a problem as these instructions were for gay or straight. The straight guys could perform them on the two ladies and the gay guys could perform them on the two guys. All was good. I couldn’t imagine what instructions they put in all those inflated condoms. I reminded him that if he filled up many more there would be no room in the dressing room left. He told me Francis was going to help with those and they were going to put many of them on the stage.
“Hey, we put some doozies in these for tonight after Francis told us there could be nudity and almost anything goes,” Allen said so excited he could hardly stand it.
“Just remember we have some sane individuals here tonight, and we can’t let things get too far out of hand. Be civil,” I warned. Allen just grinned from ear to ear which scared me somewhat.
“Just in case you need an agenda for tonight, the plan is for us to have a get together, get acquainted hour, for the first hour with booze and food. The second hour is when the fun begins. The third hour is every man for himself and anything goes,” Allen said getting excited again. I frowned. “Don’t worry. I’m embellishing a little, maybe.” Good grief. What did he get us into?
Thad wondered if maybe he should go to a movie. I told him he had to help with everything. I explained to him that we needed to work on the books tomorrow during the day and get him acquainted with the software system. Tony and Ollie, and even Parker, if he had time, could assist him with the training. Then I told him I wanted him to tend bar and help with the entertainment while Jake and I were at the rehearsal dinner for Eric. I told him Allen and OBB would be here to help also. Thad asked me if he was safe with Allen and OBB.
“Listen, if something goes wrong and your ass is impaled by one of those two, first of all it won’t hurt because their members are smaller than ours and second, you may find out the easy way you actually like it. I don’t see a problem at all,” I told him truthfully.
“Oh, shit. That means there could be,” Thad said concerned. I pinched his ass.
“Oh, and get used to having your ass pinched, and your nipples touched also, maybe even kissed. Customers get a little frisky at times, but it’s all in good fun. Oh, and when you work behind the bar, you need your shirt off and flirt with the customers. You get great tips when you do that. You could even kiss them – not with tongue though, just lips. The more you flirt with them, the more money they spend with us and tip you also. I’ll even let you keep your own tips. We usually split them, but for you, being a virgin and all, we’ll let you keep your tips. And, if you feel the urge to dance in a thong on stage, you hot devil you, you could make a small fortune with tips, but you might get your junk handled by strangers a little, which you have to control. But remember, the more you’re comfortable with a little feel, the more money they stuff in your thong. Francis can train you on that,” I advised him.
“I think I like the bar idea the best considering my options,” Thad said wide eyed. “At least there is a wooden bar between me and them,” he added. I laughed.
We decided to get a snack to eat before we got busy at the bar. We didn’t want to eat too much as we had plenty of food for the party later on. I was surprised at the amount of after work crowd that showed up. Everyone voiced their displeasure to me we were closing at 9:00 for a private party. Some even suggested we let them come to the party and they wouldn’t complain about us being closed. I told him that was not an option tonight as we were letting straight guys in tonight only. Some of them said they loved a good straight guy to mix things up a little. I assured them these were not the kind to mix things up with. They weren’t the curious married guys that were out to have some anonymous sexual fun with another male. These were straight friends of mine and one was getting married in a couple of days. I was told those were the best kind, because they wanted to be naughty before they had to be good for the rest of their lives. Go figure. All us gay guys had a way of rationalizing almost anything it seemed.
A snack and a beer over, Jake and I told Parker to go relax and check on the party preparations. Thad, Jake and I were going to man the bar for a while. Somewhat surprised, Parker actually liked that idea. Jake and I had become familiar enough with most all the drinks our patrons ordered so we were confident we could handle the bar by ourselves and Thursday nights were not large nights since we never had entertainment on Thursday nights. Parker warned us many of our regulars still came in for drinks and fun. We got cheers as the three of us showed up shirtless for our bartending chores. Everyone asked us if we were going to show up every Thursday now. We told them it was a secret and to keep coming in on Thursdays to check to see if we were here. The tip jar started to fill up to the surprise of Thad. Jake and I bumped into each other behind the bar and got hollered at by the bar customers. I kissed him passionately in front of all of them and dollars flew our way. Then they asked if I loved the newbie they had never seen before, but was super hot. I grabbed Thad and kissed him in front of the gang and more dollars were thrown at us. I had to empty the tip jar as it was full. Thad was starting to get the hang of it. Whenever things would get a little slow, I would grab Jake and put his arm up in the air and lick his armpit generating more dollars coming at us. Then I embraced Thad and licked one of his nipples, running my tongue over the tip of one of his nipples from the side so all the crowd could see. Thad seemed to react the way any guy did having his nipples teased. I had to be careful I didn’t over stimulate him. He was a little awkward but played along. The three of us dry humped each other another time, to the cheers and applause of the bar crowd. Thad couldn’t get over how all this semi-lewd entertaining was generating so much cash. We all laughed and just had a good time.
“Hey, the newbie is a hottie, Josh,” One of the patrons yelled out. “Show him how you want to fuck him,” another shouted. I embraced Thad once again and ground my junk through my shorts into his junk as I ran my hands down inside his shorts and underwear feeling his bare buns as I kissed him passionately. Thad played along, getting accustomed to this form of entertaining and the profitable results. The crowd went wild. “You too, Jake. Get a little of that. Don’t let Josh have all the fun,” Someone else yelled. Jake did the same thing to Thad. Thad actually kissed one of Jake’s nipples on his pronounced pecs. “Look, they all have boners,” someone else yelled. I couldn’t believe it, but our shorts were holding back some engorged and excited penises, showing off our excitement to the world, seen through our shorts. I was pleasantly surprised we had excited our straight friend Thad that much. To the rest of the crowd he was as gay as our entire staff, but Jake and I knew the difference. Thad blushed, but didn’t try to hide anything, just followed Jake’s and my lead with the entertainment. Dollars came flooding in. “You guys put on a better show than your dancers, Josh. We need more of you guys showing off your horny bodies behind the bar. I’m gong to need a fan it’s so hot in here,” someone shouted. We all smiled and kept drawing beers and sending them down the bar. We finally got a little break in the action. Trevor was sometimes watching us do our thing, as Seth was trying to talk him into sex with him later in the evening. Even Lance put in a bid for Trevor’s cock later. I just rolled my eyes at them. Erin was still busy helping OBB and Allen in the dressing room. Soon, 8:00 rolled around. Greer showed up with Sven who got cheers from the bar crowd as if they were about to catch a Sven strip on a Thursday night of all nights. Sven had a lot of fans gather around him and try to sweet talk him. He finally made his way to the dressing room to avoid the crowd he was collecting. Guys were pouring in all around.
I caught Parker walking by. “You posted the fact the bar was closed at 9:00. I saw the big posting on the door. Where did all these people come from? I never heard that we were this busy on a Thursday night. What gives?” I asked him.
“Word spread like crazy you and the gang were in town and you had some hot newbie with you putting on a show behind the bar, and to come in and check him out. It’s all over social media including pics of the three of you. Boy are they going to be disappointed when we finally throw them out at 9:00. You better get them to drink fast as we only have an hour to go. Keep up the entertainment though. They like this just as much as they do our dancers. Maybe more,” Parker said patting me on the back.
“You hear anything from Ashton? He hasn’t shown up yet,” I mentioned to Parker.
“He’s over there, Josh. Andy just got here also. I think they’re going upstairs to talk, which they desperately need to do. “I can’t say much to my brother, seeing as I kind of have the same problem as him, which is no secret. But, I told him he was a real shithead if he messed up with Andy and the rest of you guys. This is the best thing going out here for all of us. He just needs to settle down and enjoy the wonderful life he’s been given. Fuck throwing away all the love he has from all of you for a big dick, especially that high school friend of his, Chuck. He was an asshole when the two were friends back in school. Ash was always trying to get him to fuck him then and Chuck would tell him his cock was for pussy only. Guess somewhere along the line, Ash got his wish. That wasn’t a good thing. All the guy wants is to get off, and he doesn’t care with whom or how. Ash has a loving boyfriend in Andy, and all you guys to support and care for him also. He gets enough dick. There’s no reason to fuck around outside your group and fuck everything off he has with you guys. But then, he’s young and stupid. I keep telling him not to make the same mistakes I made, but he just doesn’t listen to me anymore. Go figure. He used to give me shit for fucking around and now he does the same thing. I know you’ve talked to him, but I don’t think he heard you, unfortunately. Let’s see if Andy can talk any sense into him,” Parker said giving me a rundown on what he told Ashton. I patted Parker on his ass and got back to work. Trevor jumped in to help us out also, taking his shirt off to the cheers and hollers of the increasingly growing crowd. Trevor and I really put on a show. Trevor was really into it, maybe a little too much as he flashed his pubes and then hairy asscheeks to the crowd. I thought a riot was going to result from his flirtatious performance. Thad was shocked. I told Trevor to tame it down as he wasn’t on stage in the wet underwear contest tonight. We didn’t need to get all these guys too horned up and them shove them out the door. We needed to taper off and let them down slowly.
At 8:30 Parker stood on the bar and announced the bar was absolutely closing in one half-hour and to get their drinks now as we were gong to stop serving in 15 minutes. He got booed terribly and even had things thrown at him. He mooned the crowd who responded with dollars. We all couldn’t get over what a crazy night this had become. I had always pictured it as sleepy tonight and we would herd the few drunks we had out the door at 9:00. I was getting considerably worried we would almost have a riot on our hands. I told Jake, Trevor and Thad to put their CNB t-shirts on and to tame it down considerably so we didn’t have a riot on our hands at 9:00. I went to talk to Greer who hugged me and quickly kissed me.
“Did you really tell Francis there could be nudity with a closed party?” I asked him concerned.
“Absolutely. Not that it will happen, but if it accidently does, it’s no big deal at a closed party with no sales of alcohol, Josh. Why, what do they have planned?” Greer asked curiously.
“Beats the hell out of me, but I reminded Francis that we had straight guys here also along with the president of our frat. I told him not to get too wild. I don’t know how prudish Eric’s friends are either. I just didn’t want to embarrass Eric on his special night,” I told Greer above the roar of the crowd.
“Is it always this busy on a Thursday night?” Greer asked looking around and noticing it was hard to hear each other as the bar was so crowded.
“No. Parker said social media was going crazy earlier because of Thad and Trevor being here shirtless. New meat, I guess. If they only knew Thad was straight. He’s been a good sport with all of this,” I told Greer.
“Don’t kid yourself, Josh. They love seeing you and Jake when you’re here. You guys have quite a following you know. They consider you guys the personality of the CNB. You’d be surprised how much business picks up when you’re in town. I follow you on Facebook and get updates when you and the guys show up. It’s like you have professional spotters out there playing Paul Revere when you guys come to town. ‘Josh is coming’ is the cry to the gay community out there. ‘Meet at the CNB’. They just have a ball here. This is their place and you guys are their friends and entertainment. Nice to be a celebrity. I’m sure you can do the same thing at #2, as you call it,” Greer said smiling. I quick kissed him again.
“Gotta run. Eric and his straight friends, plus Kevin just showed up. I guess I better welcome our distinguished guest,” I told Greer and patted him on the back. Greer swatted my ass as I departed. I turned around and grinned at him.
I gave Kevin and Eric a hug, then Eric introduced me to three of his friends. Two were pretty hot looking and were being eye fucked by the rest of the crowd. One was a little stocky, but even he was being checked out by some of the more stocky members of the crowd.
“Big crowd tonight,” Eric commented to me and his friends.
“Yeh, well, we found out that when we show up it gets blasted out on social media we’re here and for everyone to meet at the CNB for our little show behind the bar. Eric looked at Thad, Trevor and Jake back there, not seeing anything unusual except we were making drinks and drawing beer.
“We tamed it down a little. I have to get all these people out of here in 15 minutes and I didn’t want a riot on our hands,” I explained. Eric just grinned.
“Is this the way it’s going to be at #2?” Eric asked. I told him I sincerely hoped so. I got the guys a table and told Seth to get them beers. Then I saw Taylor walk through the door. I had to go hug him. Jake came and hugged him also. Taylor was excited to see the place and how crowded it was.
“You invited this many people to the bachelor party? You must be spending a fortune on drinks and food. Man, when you do something you go all out. I never knew Eric had this many friends,” Taylor commented looking around.
“Believe me, in a few minutes this crowd is going to disappear. The bewitching hour is upon us for the general public. I’m not sure what all is going to happen tonight as I left the entertainment up to my previous roommate and one of our staff members here to put together. I hope we don’t gross anyone out tonight,” I told him. Taylor assured me if there was food and booze, he was sure everyone would have a good time. I responded by telling him one could only hope. At 8:50 Parker announced the bar was absolutely closed in ten minutes. Once again, he was booed terribly. We had a few pads of free drink tickets in the office and I went and grabbed some. I told Parker to tell everyone that left by 9;00 they would get a free drink ticket to use anytime, but they had to be out the door by 9:00 in order to get one. Parker and Trevor went outside to hand out the tickets, making sure everyone was out the door before they got one. There was a mass exodus as the crowd scrambled to get the free drink tickets. It was a little costly, but it worked. I was sure it was insurance against mob action and possible riot if we had to shove them out the door. Once everyone was finally out, which was a few minutes after 9, we gave out the last ticket and locked the doors.
Thad came up to me and grabbed me as I was locking the door. “I just got back from the restroom where a giant dick came in my hands as I went to wash them. Really, Josh. You guys think of everything. That dick was extremely realistic. I wasn’t sure I wanted to touch it, but I saw a couple of other guys using it also, and thought, what the hell, if I want soap, I guess I have to pump the dick,” he said and started to laugh. I swatted him on his ass.
With the bar crowd gone, peace restored and only invited guests and staff finally present, we all introduced ourselves. Allen, Erin and OBB joined us also. Seth had food out on a makeshift buffet table and he, Parker and Lance were tending bar. I announced that we had an open bar, everything was on the house, but to drink responsibly, as we had a great friend to honor and we wanted his wedding to be perfect and without incident. I got some laughs for that one. Everyone mingled and seemed to get along well together. There wasn’t any gay/straight conversation to amount to anything. There didn’t seem to be any awkward moments or times so far. We were all standing around in conversation.
Kevin caught me as I went to check on something. “Any chance of getting fucked tonight, Josh? I mean it’s been a dry spell for me for the last couple of weeks. I almost impaled myself on one of your penis pumps in the bathroom, I’m so needy,” he proclaimed. I shook my head.
“Don’t know, Kev. You’ll have to find someone that has the same desires as you. There’s always Allen and OBB. They have a suite at the hotel where they usually have orgies the nights we’re over here working. You could try that DP stuff with them if you get desperate,” I told him. He got a big grin on his face. I made a note to warn Allen and OBB, but they liked Kevin and his big dick, and seemed to really enjoy their cocks pressed together up his hot asshole.
I was impressed the way everyone was talking to each other and interacting. They were pacing themselves with the booze and beer. Thad was talking to some of Eric’s straight friends. Kevin was yuking it up with Allen, OBB and Trevor. He was really chumming up to Trevor for some reason, presumably to get his butt fucked later. Erin was hanging in there with some of Eric’s friends also, holding his own. I saw Eric grab Thad and talk to him for a few minutes. I assumed they were forming their straight alliance, plotting out how to deal with us gay guys. Eric was laughing at one point. Hard to tell what Thad was sharing with him. I was making sure more finger food was being brought out when Thad came running up to me.
“You guys did suck Eric’s cock,” he said surprised.
“I told you he loved our attention in that department,” I re-emphasized.
“I can’t believe he let you do that. He said you guys gave the best blow jobs in the whole world. He told me he wouldn’t even let his fiancé suck him off because she couldn’t compete with you guys. Not only that, but he said that was what got him through the week until he got to fuck his fiancé on the weekends. He told me if I didn’t get my dick sucked by you guys I was missing out on something fantastic. He’s not pulling my dick is he, just to help you get my cock in your mouth?” Thad asked somewhat bewildered.
“Nope. We took care of the boy. He loved it and we loved him. We were all close and that was one act we could do with him that he really loved,” I told Thad, who was really thinking it over. “Only when and if you want to, buddy. No pressure, but I swear you’ll cum hard. You already did one time, but that was just a preview of a good blow job. Only a guy knows what a guy needs in that department. Women don’t know how to really make love to a cock because they don’t have one. It takes a guy to really appreciate the finer art of making love to a cock and his partner cum hard. Hell, if you close your eyes, you’d never know if it was a guy sucking your dick or a woman, except a guy does it much better. Getting your dick sucked by a guy does not make you gay, Thad. I think that’s what Eric was trying to tell you,” I explained. Thad looked lost in thought, presumably thinking it over. “Hey, you did great behind the bar, Thad. Was it weird or did you have fun like Jake and I always do?” I asked. Thad smiled.
“That was some of the craziest shit I’ve ever done in my life, Josh. It was fun. The guys bought it. I guess my straightness didn’t give me away so far. You and Jake are really crazy, but everyone had a great time together. This is going to be fun. I’m really looking forward to it. Even all the customers were great. I did get my ass gently pinched a couple of times and even got propositioned a few times, but no one was out of line. I just told the guys that said they’d love to fuck me to get on a long list. That made them laugh and let them down easy. It was so much fun. I can tell why all you guys like this so much. Just think we’ll be around it all the time back home. We still have to get over here sometime as we can’t allow business to slip in this place. I’m excited, Josh,” he said and quick hugged me. I patted his ass and told him to have fun, then took off for the kitchen. I really wanted to know what was going on with Andy and Ashton, but didn’t want to interrupt them in their intense conversation upstairs.
At 10:00 Francis made an announcement to get drinks and have a seat on bar stools he set up in a semi-circle in front of the stage. He said the entertainment was about to begin. Everyone scurried to have a seat. Eric was directly in the middle of the semi-circle as the guest of honor. With everyone seated, Allen showed up on stage and announced we would have a mock wedding, our depiction of what could possibly come on this nuptial weekend. The gang all laughed. Francis emerged on stage dressed in a mock tuxedo with a nametag that said Eric. Shortly thereafter, I assumed it to be one of the stripers, although I had not seen the ladies Francis hired. She emerged in a mock wedding gown. The two of them danced a rather awkward waltz, but tripping over each other made it rather humorous. Then, Sven emerged with a tuxedo also with a nametag of Josh, presumably playing the best man. He had another lady in a bridesmaid’s dress at his side and joined Francis and his bride in the waltz. There was more applause. Then the music got a little faster and clothing seemed to fly off from time to time until. little by little garments came off and flew to the side of the stage. We were finally down to bras and panties for the ladies and boxers for the men, although they still had bowties around their necks. There were some oos and ahs from our guests at this point. All eyes were glued on our actors. Some of it was actually beautiful and sensuous. The guys seemed to be worshiping the women, but would caress each other from time to time as a show of their friendship and caring. I was somewhat in awe over whoever worked this out. It got to me. It showed two loving friends caring for each other, but tending to the needs of the women.
The music got a little faster, depicting time was moving faster. Bras, panties and boxers came off. The men and women were down to thongs at this point, the women bare breasted. Sven and Francis danced together shortly, caressing each other’s junk, by running their fingers across their thongs. The women danced together, depicting their friendship, gently kissing and caressing each other’s breasts. One girl had large breasts and the other smaller, more natural breasts. I looked over to see how Thad was taking this all in. He was sitting beside me at the time with Jake on the other side of me. Eric’s straight friends were glued to the women fondling each other and Kevin and all of us were glued to the guys. The guys left each other as if to part and rejoin their women, man leaving his dearest friend and joining his woman. The men made over their women, caressing them all over and rubbing their junk up against their partners’ pussy, caressing their breasts and squeezing their buttocks. The women bent down and pulled off Francis and Sven’s thongs releasing their semi-hard cocks. The group really oo’ed then. The guys bent down and pulled off the women’s thongs revealing their neatly trimmed snatches. I could tell there were a lot of boners in our group when that happened. Jake and I looked at Thad, who was hard once more, but at this point it was hard to determine if the females or males made him hard. Francis and Sven were extremely hot enough to make all us gay guys hard, and the women were attractive enough to make the straight guys hard. One way or the other, all of us watching were hard.
Sven and Francis gyrated their junk against their female partner’s vaginas. Nipples were erect and being sucked on. Francis’ cock was hard. Sven had a semi-boner going for him. Needless to say, both the guys were hot looking and they ran their cocks between the legs of their female partners. One of the ladies, a big voluptuous blonde had obnoxiously large tits, while the other brunette was more natural, with smaller breasts and more normal features. Both had nicely trimmed pubic hair over their vaginas. Thad was actually rubbing his cock through his shorts at this point. I was thinking he never really got a good look at a really live naked girl. The one shot he did get was rather quick and I wasn’t sure if he even got her panties off.
The couples simulated sex on stage, although it was pretty damned close to the real thing. At one point the couples separated and the men got back together, gently stroking each other’s cocks, then separating again and joining their women. I assumed they were depicting that there was still some male bonding with close friends after marriage. That we could only hope for. Everyone was still intensely glued to the entertainment. Finally, the foursome simulated climax with everyone faking an orgasm to the climax of the music. Then the foursome joined hands and bowed to all of us. We all gave them a standing ovation, and cheered and hollered.
More music started and the foursome came off stage and stood in front of Eric. The women gave him a lap dance while Francis and Sven watched. These two ladies, not much older than we were, caressed and kissed Erin all over, taking off his shirt and licking his nipples. One of them pulled his shorts down and freed his hard cock. Eric was trying to keep them from it, but they were too much for him. They caressed his cock as Sven and Francis moved down the line simulating lap dances for the gay guys in attendance. Eric got his balls fondled and his cock stroked, but not sucked at this point. They were doing a number on him, teasing him to no end, then moved over to his straight friends and entertained them, getting their shirts and cocks out also. I was holding my breath we didn’t confuse any gender preference, but they seemed to get it right until Francis got hold of Thad and Sven descended, wiping my face with his big cock and balls. I gave him some tongue on the backside of his balls as they wiped across my face. Thad got the same treatment from Francis, although he didn’t complain. I couldn’t stop Francis fast enough. I finally got his attention, telling Francis Thad was straight. Francis hugged him and moved on to Jake. Thad just shook his head. I motioned for the brunette to entertain Thad. She did, taking his shirt off and getting his hard cock out. She gently rubbed her tits over his face and put his cock between her tits, jacking his cock somewhat with her breasts. Thad seemed to like it. Then she kissed him and as gone. They finally finished their lap dances. Everyone was horned up at this point. We finally got our cocks back in our shorts as the naked actors disappeared.
Allen got up and announced an intermission and to grab another drink. Seth and Lance were tending bar. Greer found me and asked me what I thought about the show so far. I told him I couldn’t believe what they put together. He said Sven and Francis had worked on this for a couple of weeks. I told him they did a fantastic job. Greer thought so also.
“If you have some time tomorrow before you have to go to the rehearsal dinner tomorrow night, Stoney would like to meet with Jake, you and me. He suggested lunch at the ranch if you wouldn’t mind coming out there,” Greer said inviting us to lunch with the big guy.
“I think we could accommodate that. How’s your sex life these days?” I asked Greer.
“Getting better actually. Whatever was bothering him seems to be better now. He’s still a little awkward in some of the things we do, but we’re 50% back to where we were. Hell, you know I don’t care about what we do, it’s that we’re together. I love for him to know I’m beside him and with him, Josh. I like sleeping with my man as much as you like sleeping with Jake,” Greer assured me. I knew what he was saying. “Wait until you see this next segment the boys cooked up for the party. I’m not going to spoil it, but Allen and OBB had their hand in this one,” Greer informed me.
“Should I be concerned?” I had to ask him. Greer shook his head and then smiled. That concerned me.
Francis came up to me wearing some tight trunk underwear showing off everything he had. He hugged me and whispered in my ear, “The girls are willing to fuck any of your guests that want serviced. They’ll do 15 or 30 minute individual sessions or a longer group session after we’re done down here. Just so you know. I let Eric know. I have them setup upstairs, one in the bedroom and one in the living room. Don’t worry, I’ll clean up everything before you guys go to bed up there tonight. I’ll let Eric know in case some of his friends want to get their dipsticks wet tonight,” Francis concluded. I grabbed him.
“There is something I want you to do,” I told him. I want a session for Thad with the brunette. This would be a good education for him and help him out in that area,” I explained. “I’ll tell him the girl has the hots for him after the lap dance she gave him. He’ll go for it, I’m sure.”
“Wow, you really do take care of your friends, gay or straight. You need me to show him anything?” Francis asked curiously.
“If he needs to know anything gay, I can take care of that part, Francis. I wouldn’t ask you to do that,” I replied. Francis kissed me gently on the lips and took off.
I saw Andy join the group finally. He looked like he had been crying. He came running over to me and hugged me tightly. “Are you okay?” I asked him. He held me tightly, his head up against mine.
“He’s gone, Josh. Ash is gone,” was all Andy could get out of his mouth at the moment.
“Gone gone or gone for tonight?” I asked.
“Long gone, at least I think so, for a while anyway. We broke up. We gave each other freedom to do whatever. I thought if he could do what he wanted and fuck who he wanted, maybe it would help him realize I wasn’t such a bad thing after all. Truth of the matter is I’m tired of trying to make him be someone he may never be, a loyal loving companion. Ash likes cock too much. He has a heart, Josh. Don’t get me wrong, but a big dick outweighs his heart right now. Who knows, maybe in six months, a year, whenever, he might come back. I’m going to move on with my life. Hey, I might need some attention sometime if you and Jake care spare some,” Andy said looking up at me and smiling.
“You know you have that anytime you want it, Andy. We all love you and that will never change. Frankly, I’m glad Ash is gone. This last few days with him and that Chuck guy were not enjoyable. Chuck’s an asshole. It’ll be interesting to see what he does without his Chuck dick this fall when he comes back to school,” I told Andy.
“Josh, he was screwing a couple of guys in the art department anyway. There’s plenty of dick around for Ashton. Trust me. He doesn’t have trouble finding cock. That’s for sure, and that was his problem. Oh, we did make love one more time before he left. I came in his ass and told him to carry me around with him for awhile at least. He said he would. I wanted him to remember what passionate sex felt like instead of a plain big dick fucking,” Andy said making me chuckle somewhat. “Anyway, good riddens. Oh, he said he’d do whatever you wanted him to do about his share in our company. I’ll leave that up to you,” Andy finished. Erin came over to us and hugged Andy knowing what all was going on with him and Ashton.
“Hey, Trevor lost Drew, so maybe the two of you can keep each other company,” I suggested. Andy smiled thinking about it.
The lights dimmed again signaling the start of another segment. Allen was onstage. I grabbed Erin and went to find Jake and Thad. We set down once again waiting for our assumed master of ceremonies to begin the next segment. We noticed that Sven, Francis, the blonde and brunette models joined us naked once again.
“Gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, because I saw some of those hard dicks during our last segment. You guys have to do better than that,” Allen said smiling getting some laughs. “Don’t worry, you’re going to get another chance at it. Everyone take off your shorts and shirts and get down to your underwear. We are releasing some condom balloons. These condoms will be floating over our heads. Now we have a long stick with a sharp nail on the end of it. Each person will be able to punch a condom and break it. This is your one and only situation where you hope your rubber breaks,” Allen said getting a big laugh. “Inside is a note of something you must do. Now, you do have options in case it suggests you do something with someone you might not want to. But remember, this is all in fun and whatever happens here tonight stays here, but it’s etched in our everlasting memories for the rest of our lives, so make your choices wisely,” Allen finished with.
Lots of condoms came floating out from backstage. Eric was given the stick first and popped his first condom. He said if he’d have just used one of those when he should have, we wouldn’t be having this party tonight. We all laughed. A note floated down from the busted condom. It said, ‘Kiss the nipple of a close friend or a model, model being the option and since there were male and female models, it made it easier on whoever had to do whatever to whomever. Eric got up and came over to me and sucked gently on my nipple to the applause of the whole group. One of the three of Eric’s straight friends got the next note. It said to kiss the tip of the dick or clit of whoever he wanted. He got up and kissed the clit of the voluptuous blonde to a great applause. The next straight friend got a note telling him to kiss an ass cheek of anyone he wanted. He made Eric slide his underwear down to kiss Eric’s ass. The next straight friend was given the option of having his dick caressed by anyone. He had the blonde stroke his hard dick. That made it even harder. Taylor got the stick next. His note was to wag his cock in front of the group. To our surprise, he did, and what a nice cock it was also. It got down to Thad. His note said to kiss someone on the lips. He turned to me and kissed me on the lips, surprising us all. I thought he would have gone for the naked brunette with the natural tits, but he kissed me instead. The condom I popped said he had to get my balls caressed by someone. I had Jake do that for me. Everyone kind of went ‘Ahhh’. Jake got one that said someone had to sit naked on his lap with him naked and kiss. Jake dropped his briefds and pulled mine down and made me sit naked on his lap and kiss him. Again, we got a number of ‘Ahhhhss’. This went on for a good half hour. Allen got an instruction note that said he could get his face slapped by a dick or get his nose rubbed with a clit. He got Sven to slap his face with his big dick. I swear that big dick got some Allen tongue as it swiped Allen’s face. The second or third round – Allen blew up a ton of condoms – Trevor got a note that said he had to moon the crowd and spread his ass cheeks to expose his hole. One of Eric’s straight friends got one also and was more than happy to shoot his hairy hole at the rest of us. He was hot too. At least they were being good sports, I had to think. Taylor, on his third or fourth round had to hug someone naked. I was sure he was going for the brunette. Instead, he got up and came down to Jake, dropped his briefs and hugged Jake tightly. I about shit watching his beautiful cock press up against Jake. Then he quickly kissed Jake, bent over and kissed me, then pulled up his briefs and sat back down. Only once did he kiss a female’s nipple. I wasn’t sure what that was all about, but I liked it. The finale came with the two women stripping Eric of his underwear and rubbing their tits and cunts all over his body. He was hard as a rock, but never got to cum. Even his buddies were having a hard time keeping their juices from erupting, sporting wet spots on their undies, their hard cocks straining to be released, as they watched the intense titillation for their soon to be married friend. I was pretty sure Eric was out of breath as the two women kissed him then left him, naked, hard and wet.
Allen asked me to say a few parting words, the entertainment portion of the party essentially over. “To one of the best friends a gay or straight guy could ever have. Here’s to Eric who will be joining us as our manager of a bar, just like the one here tonight at the University. We love him and will always be his intimate friend, however he needs that relationship to be,” I said getting cheers all around. “Francis, once he gets his big dick back in his underwear, is going to invite a few of you for some frivolities upstairs should you care to join in. In the meantime, the bar is open and there is still plenty of food. We don’t want anyone getting hurt or in trouble on your way home tonight. We look forward to seeing everyone at the wedding on Saturday. Remember, we just had food, drinks and a lot of laughs tonight. Nothing else happened. Right?” The group cheered and held their glasses high.
I saw Francis talking to Eric’s straight friends about taking on one of the girls. They got all excited. Francis looked over at me and winked. Francis told them to give him about 15 minutes to get set up and then he’d escort them upstairs for some fun.
Eric, came up to me in his briefs, and thanked me for a fantastic bachelor party he said he’d never forget for the rest of his life. “You got any place I can freshen up a little, Josh? I have pussy juice all over me from the treatment those two sweethearts gave me,” he said holding the rest of his clothes in his hands. I laughed then walked him back to the dressing room. Allen, OBB and Thad were putting stuff away, including one condom popper Allen made.
“There’s a shower behind that partition. Here’s a towel, Eric. Need anything else?” I asked him as I directed him to the shower in the dressing room.
“Yeh, as horny as I am right now, I could sure use an Allen and OBB blowjob if they wouldn’t mind,” Eric said looking at OBB and Allen. They got a big smile on their faces.
“Come on, Eric, OBB and I’ll wash that female snatch juice off that hot body of yours and make you enjoy it,” Allen said walking back behind the partition with him. Thad just shook his head.
“It’s the best, Thad. I’m telling you. You’re missing out on something wonderful,” Eric said looking over his shoulder as he dropped his briefs, exposing his large hardon to the delight of OBB and Allen.
“Just like old times,” Allen said giggling. Thad looked at me and half smiled, half not sure he really heard and saw what he did. I grabbed Thad.
“Thad, that hot brunette girl told me she thought you were cute and kind of hot and wondered if there was a chance the two of you could get together after the party. I told her I’d ask you. What about it?” I asked him winking. Thad almost stuttered.
“What kind of get together? Just talk and a drink?” he asked interested.
“Thad, she wants you to fuck her. Go ahead and find out what it’s all about. She’s cute and just a little older than we are. Go get your dick wet in some pussy juice and find out you really can breed a woman. Go on. She’s anxious to do it so you don’t have to romance her any or date her for weeks. Just go have some fun and get off,” I suggested.
“Doesn’t she charge for something like that?” he asked. “I can’t afford sex like that.”
“Not for you, buddy. She thinks you’re hot so go show her you are. Drive that hard cock of yours up that snatch and make her call you Daddy. Go for it, Thad. We’ll be down here. Wear a condom though. Francis will get you taken care of. The other guys are going to party with the blonde. Go, buddy. Suck those nice titties and be a man,” I said encouragingly. Thad smiled and then went out to the bar to join the others.
I peeked back behind the partition hearing the shower running. OBB was naked and on his knees sucking the hell out of Eric’s cock. Allen was rimming his ass. Eric was literally shaking with delight, his hands bracing him up against the side of the shower stall trying to steady himself. “Fuck you guys are so fucking good at this shit,” Eric said stunned by the attention he was getting. “I should have gone gay. My life would be totally different today from what it’s about to become.”
“Hey, give me a parting suck guys,” I said as I stood outside the shower stall and they pointed Eric’s cock at me. “One more time, for old times sake,” I said sucking Eric’s engorged cock for what I expected to be the last time. I swear he had tears in his eyes. Erick kissed me tenderly and passionately when I got to my feet, getting me half wet when he did. “Love you, buddy,” I told him. He told me he loved me more than I would ever know, and thanked me for all that I had done for him. “Okay, for that, get him off twice, guys,” I told Allen and OBB. They went to town on him. I heard him yell out at one point as I was leaving the dressing room.
Francis found me when I got back to the bar. “You fall in a lake somewhere? You’re all wet,” he said noticing the front of me was wet where Eric hugged me from the shower.
“Minor problem, but it’s all good,” I told him.
“I took care of your buddy. He’s nervous as hell, Josh. This his first time or what?” Francis asked.
“Yep, he’s a virgin. Should be an interesting trip he’s about to go on. Hope he likes it,” I commented.
“What’s not to like. That brunette is hot. I wouldn’t mind a shot at that myself,” Francis said.
“I think she got you pretty aroused during your little performance tonight. That cock of yours was hard as a rock. There were several of us that wanted a piece of you, big guy,” I told him making him smile.
“Anytime, Josh. I told you before, my cock and ass are yours anytime you want it, buddy. As much as you’ve done for me, that’s the least I can do for you,” he said and gave me a quick hug.
“Not necessary, Francis. You have no debts with me. We’re all good,” I assured him. Kevin came up and hugged me telling me how great the party was, and how relieved he was that there was something for everyone here tonight. He thanked Francis also and told him how hot he was. Francis was still standing there in his briefs. Kevin copped a feel of his big dick and balls. Francis smiled and opened up his briefs to let Kevin see the hot goods. I swear Kevin almost melted.
“Hey, you got Eric’s other friends taken care of. Is there anyone to take care of his gay friend?” Kevin asked. “I could sure use a cock like that beautiful one up my sorry ass tonight. It’s been a long dry spell since I’ve been home,” Kevin exclaimed with a gleam in his eye. Francis looked at me. I basically shrugged my shoulders telling him to go for it.
“Come on Kevin. Let’s go to the dressing room and I’ll teach you how to kiss a table,” Francis said. I think Kevin almost came in his pants as he hurried off with Francis.
Taylor caught me as he was about to leave. He hugged me again. “Hey, you surprised the hell out of Jake and I tonight. Is there something you might want to tell us you’ve been repressing for some time?” I asked curiously.
“No, only that I truly love the two of you as a couple of my closest friends. I wanted to do some kind of gesture to show that to you somehow. While it wasn’t really my style, I knew it was yours and, well, I got a little emotional and just did what I did. Don’t take it for something it isn’t, but I truly care about the two of you,” Taylor said. Jake came over and hugged him also. “Thanks for a hot evening, guys. I’ll see you at the rehearsal dinner.” Off he went.
Sven was dressed and talking to Greer and Erin who were back at the bar again. Jake and I joined them. Sven hugged me. “Sometime we fuk, no?” he said in broken English.
“Sometime we fuk, yes.” I told him. Sven laughed as did Greer.
“I hope we don’t lose our liquor license with all the nudity we had tonight,” I exclaimed. Greer smiled.
“Relax, buddy. No laws were broken here tonight. Just some hot fun had by all. It was a great party, Josh. Francis, Sven, Allen and OBB did a great job planning it all. I’m sure Eric enjoyed it. We heard a faint howl from the dressing room catching our attention.
“In fact, I think he’s still enjoying it,” I said raising my eyebrows as I looked toward the direction of the dressing room. I knew Kevin and Francis hadn’t gotten started yet as I was sure they ran into Eric and his two minions. We all laughed.
Greer and Sven took off saying he’d see me tomorrow around noon at the ranch. We all got hugs from both of them before they left. I sent Seth and Lance home thanking them for the service they gave everyone tonight. Seth said he’d really love to have Trevor up his ass, then Lance said he had dibbs on Trevor’s dick.
“I can’t fuck both of you,” Trevor exclaimed.
“Why not? We’re game. We’ll take you home and we can switch off,” the two told him. “Seth can host,” Lance said inviting Trevor to Seth’s home. Trevor looked at me for permission. I told him it was up to him. Trevor gave each one of them a hug and a little grope, then told the two of them he might catch them next time, but someone else needed his attention tonight. While disappointed, they told Trevor they looked forward to that next time. He told them they needed to rest up for it, because he was going to fuck them senseless. That encouraged them all the more. I told Trevor he was pretty damned cocky for just having lost his quasi-boyfriend. He told me he was going to have fun from now on out. I told him to knock himself out.
Andy came up to us after talking to some other guys. I gave him a big hug. Jake hugged him tightly and so did Erin. He seemed relieved somehow that Ashton was out of his life. Even Parker, Ashton’s brother, told Andy he was better off, as his brother would only bring him heartbreak. Andy hugged Parker, which surprised me.
Eric, all nice and clean, with his balls drained, joined us at the bar. I drew him a beer. “Feel better now?” I asked.
“Much better. Haven’t felt this good in a long time. I’m afraid your boys got a couple of mouthfuls of some stale cum as long as it’s been since my dick threw up cum,” Eric said being funny. We all patted him on the back. “So this is what it’s like,” he said looking over the bar as if to get ready to manage something like this for us. Parker asked if Eric could spend some time with him tomorrow and he’d go over some of the managerial duties. Eric said he’d be happy to do anything that would get his mind off the wedding stuff. We all laughed.
I went to the restroom to relieve my bladder. As I walked down the hall by the dressing room and the stairs to the apartment, Thad came barreling down the stairs. He saw me and practically jumped into my arms and hugged me tightly not wanting to let me go. “Hey, how was it, buddy. You got done awfully soon. Everything okay?” I asked getting a little concerned.
“Josh, that was weird. Just weird. It wasn’t anything like I dreamed about. It was weird and awkward,” he said disappointedly as he kept hugging me.
“Wanna tell me about it,” I said as I pulled him down to sit on the stairs beside me. He was still holding onto me as we sat.
“I mean, it was like a sex-ed class of sorts. She was nice and tried to be sexy and all, but I don’t know her and to be totally naked with a stranger I don’t know and be expected to make love to someone like that, it’s just not right,” he said still haunted by the experience.
“Tell me you got hard this time, Thad. Tell me you at least got hard and got to experience the act,” I begged him.
“She sucked my cock, Josh. She sucked my cock. That did get me hard, but it wasn’t like when you sucked my cock. I don’t know, it was just weird. Then she put the condom on my dick once I got hard. She had me kiss her tits, which wasn’t bad. I think that was actually the best part. They weren’t all silicone either this time. She had nice firm breasts that felt good to feel. Then she took my hand and made me feel her clitoris to stimulate her, so she said. That was really weird. She said it was the female version of the male penis. Well that was just shit. It wasn’t anything like a male penis, something you can really got a hold of and all. Then she had me lay on top of her and penetrate her vagina. It wasn’t anything like I expected it to be. For one thing the condom was tight, but she wasn’t. I felt like I was fucking air at times. Hell, you get a much better grip on your dick with your hand when you jack off. Then she started moaning and groaning like I was really doing something to her, which was totally fake. It was a major turnoff. I had to concentrate on other things. I couldn’t cum. She acted like she came twice. Can females even cum, Josh?” he asked seriously. “They don’t ejaculate like we do,” he exclaimed.
“They can climax, Thad. Not sure just how that works, but you can drive them to climax somehow. I never paid too much attention to that as with a guy you get actual evidence. No disputing a guy’s climax. That’s for sure,” I stated. Thad agreed wholeheartedly on that fact. “Did you finally cum?” I asked curiously.
“We tried fucking more, then she sucked me again and jacked me, but I never came. I was too nervous and embarrassed about the whole thing. It was a nightmare. Hell, I might as well be gay. I’d sure as hell have a lot more fun hanging around with you guys. I know I could get off with you guys. Hell, I did that one night at Todd and Chad’s house when Chuck fucked Todd that one time, and you and I were kind of stroking each other. Shit, that was hot and I came hard,” he said longingly.
“I can’t believe you didn’t cum, Thad,” I said shaking my head.
“Don’t tell anyone, Josh. It’s all too embarrassing already. I don’t need any more embarrassment,” he said burying his head on my shoulder. I side hugged him, due to the tightness of us together sitting on the narrow steps.
“Your secret’s safe with me, but thanks for sharing what happened so I can help to understand you more. I think you need something meaningful between your partner and you, Thad. It’s not that you’re really gay, although, you could have leanings in that direction, but I’m not sold on that idea yet. What you do need, I believe, is some sort of connection between you and your partner. The two women you’ve had for your entire sexual experiences were not what you would call intimate friends. You and strangers are not a good mix for sex. That I’m fairly sure of. Oh well. At least you got a little more experience out of tonight. Anonymous sex just isn’t your thing. We know that now,” I assured him.
“Am I hopeless?” he asked putting his head on my shoulder.
“No, you just need to be loved, Thad. All you need is love,” I said running my hand down his back as he laid his head on my shoulder.
Love the cool connection of Trevor and Andy.
Hope it blossoms.
... looks more and more that he will be right in the thick of it before too long, unless ....
now let's see what the wedding day will bring 
So very good to get a look at Tuck and his new significant other, complete with warm connections across the board. Loving this story with its complex interaction and variety of personalities. Thank you .... please continue! 
