Chapter 508 – Cam Gets An Education
Rod, and his crew were happy to see Kyle and me, when we finally showed up at his house to help with the renovations. It appeared Jake had taken great pleasure in telling them all about my experience with Officer Johnson the night before, having to warm him up after his unfortunate swim in a storm drainage ditch full of fast running, ice cold water. I got razzed from my straight friends for trying to corrupt a straight officer of the law, regardless of my heroic act to save the poor soul. I’m sure it made for a very humorous discussion at my expense. Blake said he defended me, but it was mostly in vain, once Rod, Lonnie and Tyler heard the story. Blake did say the Tink thought it was kind of me to help the officer. I thanked Tink for his support.
“Well, he is one of you, in most respects,” Lonnie added, getting a look from Tyler.
“Okay, I get the razzing, but the guy is safe and well, thanks to our quick reaction to warming him up. It’s pissing me off we can’t catch these assholes. Officer Johnson could have been seriously injured or died last night because of their actions. These assholes don’t give a shit about anything but their own greed and satisfaction of fucking over other people they don’t even know,” I told them.
“Hey, Josh is right. It’s sad guys a little older than us are doing horrible things and getting away with it. Josh, you know we love, and are just funning with you. What you did last night was heroic. I certainly would have appreciated you doing what you did with me, if I needed that kind of help. It wouldn’t bother me in the least. You have the satisfaction of knowing you saved someone’s life last night. That has to be one hell of a great feeling,” Rod told me. I hugged him.
“He may have changed someone’s life last night,” Lonnie chimed in. I shot him the finger. He said he deserved that. “I guess being dick to dick, balls to balls, could have heated up your body temp,” Lonnie added, thinking about it.
“It would have made your cock hard, Lonnie,” Dylan chided. “I think you’re kind of curious as to what us guys do at times. I think you like the idea of an intense orgasm, kind of like the one you had when I sucked your cock. Huh? Tell me you didn’t like that. I can tell you your dick sure liked it, as far as you shot your load,” Dylan added. Lonnie looked a little embarrassed.
“Okay, so some of that stuff is, well, it is kind of hot. I can’t deny that, but it fucks with your head. We’re titty and pussy guys, not cock, balls and male ass guys. Yeh, it happened, and yes, I don’t regret that it did, but to wrap your head around it, gives a straight guy headaches. Not saying I’d never let it happen again, but it’s not something I seek out or yearn for, not like fucking pussy,” Lonnie confessed. We all chuckled.
“Says a man who fucked boy ass before, got off with a guy’s finger up his ass and got off like crazy when he got his cock sucked by a dude. Yeh, he’s straight as an arrow, I’d say,” Dylan chided. Lonnie shook his head is despair.
“Gawd, I kind of deserved that. I can’t win. Don’t we need to work on something?” he asked, trying to change the subject.
“Speaking of working on something, Lonnie, how’s the progress on licking you own balls or sucking your own cock?” Dylan asked him. Lonnie shook his head.
“Working on limbering up my back so I can get my dick and balls closer to my mouth. I swear, I’m getting there Dylan. You just wait. I’m going to do this. I promise you, it’s gonna happen, then you have to kiss my balls,” Lonnie explained.
“Hell, you don’t have to do all that to get me to kiss your balls, Lonnie. I’d gladly kiss your balls, suck your cock and rim your asshole for the asking. You don’t have to break your back to get me to do any of that,” Dylan replied smiling.
“Uh, okay then. But, I’m still going to prove to you I can,” Lonnie replied, emphatically. Dylan told him to go for it, as he wanted to see it someday. We all applauded, embarrassing Lonnie.
“So, how did the game night dates work with the girls last night?” I asked, knowing the boys were quasi working and quasi with the girls last night at game night, although Rod was odd man out, as Russel was front and center with Mary Ann. Rod rolled his eyes.
“Well, I was their server, so I could spend time at their table charming Mary Ann. Lonnie and Tyler jumped up and helped when they were desperately needed. Russel was an ass, which I helped point out to Mary Ann. He didn’t like being there with Sue and Ginny, and then when he knew that Lonnie and Tyler were there at their table also, he tuned everyone out, and was miserable the entire time. Em even told him he might as well go home, as miserable as he was. That worked in my favor, Josh. Em apologized to me afterwards for Russel’s behavior, even gave me a kiss on the cheek, and thanked me for being such a good sport about everything. I think I scored some points with Em. We’ll see. Em told Russel he was getting free drinks, so to shut up and enjoy them. That’s about all he was capable of doing last night was drinking. He did enough of that. I’m sure he couldn’t get it up later, if Em needed any action, as drunk as he was when the left. He even complained about the cold and the rain when they left,” Rod explained.
“Hey, I almost took Ginny to outer space and back with my big guy down here,” Lonnie spoke up, flipping his cock out of his athletic shorts and rubbing it, then flipping it back inside, supposedly giving all of us a thrill, even though some could have cared less. “If she and I were alone together, it would have happened. She had her hand on my dick under the table last night for the longest time. Damn, it felt good,” Lonnie said, excitedly. Rod shook his head.
“Lonnie, she did that just to tease you. She knew damn well, she was going back to the apartment with Sue and Mary Ann and you weren’t coming. So, she got you all hot and bothered, then told you goodnight, leaving you with blue balls. That was sweet of her,” Rod teased. Lonnie shook his head.
“You say that Rod, but I got my finger up her snatch, and made her wet. Like she didn’t enjoy that,” Lonnie replied. I shook my head.
“Sounds like a wonderful time had by all, if you ask me. I think dancing naked with a hot looking cop was a hell of a lot more fun and action than you guys, and I didn’t even have to plan that one. It just fell in my lap,” I chided, getting a laugh from a few.
“You don’t want to go there, Josh,” Jake chided. “Let the boys have their fun.”
“I enjoyed my date last night with Sue. I don’t know, but there’s a connection there, something between us I can’t explain, but I sense we both know it’s there. Lonnie, you can’t think about sex all the time. That should come in time, only to enhance the relationship, and make it stronger and more meaningful than you have to begin with. Fucking some broad, not really knowing them, is no thrill. Well, maybe for you it is, but it isn’t for me, and I don’t think it is for Rod either. I’m a relationship guy. I like to know someone, and care about them before we take the ultimate step of sharing out bodies with one another,” Tyler confessed. I applauded him.
“You get it, Tyler. You’re absolutely right. It’s the same in the gay community. A true, meaningful relationship is worth a million one-night stands. It sounds like you are heading for a meaningful relationship with Sue. I’m happy for you,” I told him, making him smile.
“Dude, you’ve got to dip your dick in that before you know if it’s the right one or not,” Lonnie remarked. Tyler told Lonnie to do it his, Lonnie’s, way, and he’d do it his way. They’d see how long the relationships lasted. Lonnie said he was on.
“Once Ginny get’s the big guy in her snatch, she’ll never look at another guy,” Lonnie replied. Rod and Tyler shook their heads.
“Tink worked his ass off last night, waiting tables,” Tyler mentioned. “We watched him running here and there, then disappearing somewhere. Where do you go with that Jeb and Edgar guy, when you’re not out on the floor, Tink?” Tyler asked, catching Tink off guard.
“There a lot of work to do in the kitchen, grabbing orders. Sometimes they’re so overwhelmed in the kitchen we have to help out in there,” Tink replied.
“How come we’ve never had to help out there, just on the floor?” Tyler asked. Tink seemed to be thinking on his feet.
“Uh, well, because you don’t know how to do it. We do it so the guys that aren’t that familiar with it, don’t have to. Jeb and Eddie trained me, so I follow their lead,” Tink replied. Tyler shook his head, like he still didn’t understand. I had a feeling there was more that Tink wasn’t saying, knowing him, Jeb and Edgar.
Although the conversation was most interesting, we still had a lot of work to do. Kyle had the stilts on, and was putting a second coat of mud on the ceiling. I was using the pole sander to sand off some of the rough plaster spots before Kyle put the second coat on them. Blake was putting the second coat of plaster on the wall seams. Lonnie, Tyler, Rod and Jake were still cutting and fastening drywall to the last remaining areas in the living areas. It was slow going because of the electrical outlet holes needing to be cut out. Still, we seemed to be making good progress. Tink and Dylan were still working on dismantling cabinets in the kitchen, some of which had wiring going through them as makeshift outlets were added over the years, making it more difficult to dismantle. I happened to think there may have been a little hanky-panky, grab-ass going on also, as well as working. Tink and Dylan couldn’t help themselves.
We got quite a bit accomplished for the afternoon, then headed back to the bar to clean up and get something to eat before Gay Night began. Kyle said he’d clean up at his apartment, as he needed to take Iggy out. He said he’d meet us for dinner. Rod, Tyler, Tink and Lonnie wanted to shower with us, loving the shower we had. They stripped off in the living room, then headed to the shower. It was kind of hot watching their bare cocks and balls, then their bare asses head down the hallway to the showers, stopping to take a piss at the urinals along the way. I had to take a piss also, only to get bare dry humped by Rod of all people. “Oh, baby, let me put it to you,” he teased as I felt his bare limp cock up against my ass crack. I had to laugh.
“If you only knew what you were doing. Don’t be doing that unless you’re serious about it, Rod. You just might get a surprise,” I teased.
“Isn’t that the way you guys do it?” he asked. I smiled at him, when I finally turned around, my cock inches from his.
“We do it with a lot more passion, and then there’s penetration involved also. Want me to show you what penetration feels like?” I asked, with a devilish grin. He got scared all of a sudden.
“I think I get the idea. I don’t need to feel that at all. I’m good,” Rod said, then hurried to the shower. I shook my head.
Tink hung near us in the shower, asking Jake to wash his back. I washed Rod’s back, but gave him a little thrill bringing my soapy finger up through his ass crack, grazing his asshole this time. He jumped a little, then smiled at me. We trusted each other enough to have a little fun, especially after Rod dry humped me bare naked. It was all fun. Then he asked for it.
“What did you do with that cop last night to help warm him up in the shower?” Rod asked, as if he didn’t believe what Jake had told them earlier. I grabbed him and hugged him, then ground my bare junk into his bare junk, then turned him around him around in the shower. I thought Lonnie was going to shit, not believing I demonstrated the act again on Rod. Rod had a startled look on his face, when I let him go. “Okay, I think I understand now. Damn, Josh. Well, it wasn’t all bad. Kind of hot in a way,” he teased, with a mischievous smile. I shook my head at him.
“You sure you’re straight?” I asked him.
“I used to be very straight, but after hanging around with you, I’m not so sure anymore,” he chided. I rolled my eyes, giving him a little love tap on his bare ass, making him smile.
Tink asked me to demonstrate on him what I had to do with Lucky. I told him ‘no way’ as that would get us both in trouble. He said he was disappointed, but I could do it some other time when we didn’t have quite the audience we had. I just smiled, and shook my head. I knew where that would go.
We finally dried off, and put our briefs on. Blake ordered in chicken for us, so we could eat in the apartment, and not have to get dressed to do downstairs. I called Eric, and told him if Cam showed up to send him up to the apartment. I texted Kyle, telling him to come upstairs, as we were eating in. He got there before the chicken arrived, stripped to his briefs, and had a beer with us. We asked him if everything was okay at his place. He said he had nothing new to report, and he hoped it stayed that way.
Zach and Brady joined us for dinner in their briefs. Zach knew Tyler from one of his classes, so they automatically had something in common. Tink palled up with Dylan, of course. They even played some video games on the big screen, getting everyone’s attention. Lonnie even jumped in there and played also. He was asking Dylan all kinds of questions about one of the games he seemed to enjoy. It was nice to see all of us interact so well together.
“Hey, Tyler, you’re my favorite in your dancing routine. When you do your thing on Gay Night, it makes my balls tingle,” Zach told Tyler. Tyler laughed.
“Okay, never had a dude tell me I affected them that way before. I guess I should take that as a compliment,” Tyler replied.
“A big complement actually,” Zach replied. “Brady and I rate the dancers. You’re one of the top ones in our book,” Zach assured him.
“What about me?” Lonnie asked, surprised he wasn’t mentioned as one of the top ones also. “I have a bigger dick than Tyler has. How do we compare dancing wise?” Lonnie asked. Zach chuckled.
“It’s all about presentation, Lonnie. Tyler comes across as sensuous and sweet, someone you think you’d really like to get to know, and enjoy their company and closeness. You’re totally different. You come across as wanting to fuck and fuck hard, just pure sex for sex. Now that appeals to a lot of our patrons, but the serious ones, the romantic ones, Tyler is way up there,” Zach replied. Lonnie had to stop and think about that.
“You know, that’s what Sue says about me. She tells me I’m deep, sweet and sensuous, a romantic, someone that really grows on you, and makes you feel special,” Tyler stated.
“Exactly. Sue’s right. You are that guy,” Zach assured Tyler, making him feel special.
“Where do I fit, in all this?” Rod asked. I nearly spit my beer out, choking on his question. He gave me a weird look. “Okay, Josh, so what do you think about me?” he asked. I had to clear my throat after that.
“I see you as a good friend, the kind of friend that no matter what happens, continues to grow on you, and assures me you are genuine, nothing superficial, just a solid friend that will be there for me. We don’t share all the same likes and desires, as you’re straight, well mostly straight anyway,” I said, making him laugh, and shake his head. “But, you’re my friend, and I covet that relationship. I think you come across on stage as somewhat ambivalent as to what’s going on. You’re doing your own thing, and you know the boys are excited to see you mostly naked, but you tune them out, and just have fun with what you’re doing. That’s my thoughts.” Rod smiled.
“Josh is right, Rod. You’re unique in that you’re doing your own thing, and if the guys or the ladies like it, that’s all good. If some of them don’t, it’s no big deal. But, you do a great job, and you have your admirers out there, mostly guys, I might add, but some of the women on Ladies’ Night think you’re hot,” Zach added. Rod rolled his eyes.
“You mean I have a larger male fan club than I do ladies?” Rod asked concerned. Zach smiled and shook his head ‘yes’. Rod shook his head in disbelief.
“Fuck, I’m going to have to turn gay now. Damn,” Rod replied, as if he was disappointed. We all laughed.
“I wouldn’t change teams just yet,” I told him. “I think Mary Ann still has a strong interest,” I reassured Rod. That made him smile.
“What about Tink?” Lonnie asked Zach, anxious to hear what Zach had to say about the Tinkster. Zach chuckled at the thought.
“Well, Tink doesn’t dance, but if he did on Gay Night, it’d be as if he had a sign on his forehead and ass that said, ‘Fuck Me!’,” Zach chided. Everyone cracked up, but Tink. He threw a French Fry at Zach, who caught it and laughed. “Not that it isn’t a good thing on Gay Night, as he’d make a fortune in tips. Ladies’ Night, they’d all want to baby him, but I’m sure he’d do well there also,” Zach said, trying to salvage Tink from being branded gay by Lonnie.
“Well, I guess we all know where we stand now,” Lonnie stated. “I stimulate the boys that want to fuck for fuck’s sake. Tyler affects the guys that want to fall in love and Rod is Rod, doing his own thing. If you like him you do, and if you don’t, you don’t. If Tink were to dance, he’d want everyone to fuck him, which he’d probably enjoy, as crazy as that dude’s become. I guess that pretty much sums up our performances from a gay man that knows his men,” Lonnie summarized. We all laughed. Zach joked that Lonnie was pretty spot on. It was all fun.
Just then, Tim walked in. He did say hello to everyone. I asked him if he wanted anything to eat. He said he ate at the frat with Harvey, Wes and Leo. He was just going to change into his briefs, and get ready for work. He said the other three were down in the dressing room. I asked him if he wanted a beer. He said he was good, then took off to his bedroom. I shrugged my shoulders. Blake shook his head.
Eric called and said that Cam just showed up. I told him to send Cam upstairs to the apartment where he could change. He asked me if I was sure. I chuckled, saying, yes, it was fine. He was good with that. Eric said he was on his way. A few moments later, there was a knock on the door. Jake opened it, and welcomed Cam. Cam was somewhat amazed at all the guys that were here in their underwear. He didn’t say much, other than ask where he could change. I told him to change in our bedroom, like he had last night.
“So, that’s the guy you were telling us about that was traumatized by the two idiots bugging Kyle?” Rod asked. I nodded it was. I told them he was doing much better, however, having hung around us a bit. Rod said, hanging around all of us, including himself and his group in that, was enough to traumatize anyone. We laughed, but there was some truth to that statement.
Cam emerged from the bedroom in his briefs, again guarding his crotch with his hands. I asked him if he wanted a beer before we got started. He was only too happy to accept. “Did you have any trouble getting home last night?” I asked him, remembering how rainy and cold it was.
“I have a Jeep like yours, Josh. It has four-wheel drive. I didn’t have any problems. It works great in the winter time here,” he stated, giving me fact. I smiled.
“Yep, you’re absolutely right. Jeeps can get us anywhere in almost any weather,” I replied. Cam sat on an empty stool at the kitchen island to drink his beer. I think he liked the fact his crotch was under the island countertop, and not as visible as if he was sitting on the couch or in a chair.
Kyle told Cam what happened at the apartments last night with Officer Johnson chasing a perp and diving into the drainage ditch, almost freezing to death. “You should have seen Josh tell us all what to do to warm him up, when he made it back to the apartment,” Kyle told him.
“You have to get his wet clothes off, dry him off, then put him in tepid water, preferably the shower to keep the temperature consistent until he warms up,” Cam stated, giving us the correct response.
“That’s exactly what Josh told us to do. We warmed him up finally, but we were kind of worried there for a few minutes,” Kyle explained, leaving out the naked dancing Lucky and I did together. Cam looked impressed.
“Excellent decision, Josh. Very fast and good thinking,” Cam replied. “Is he okay now?” Cam asked. Kyle told him we met with him this morning as he looked for clues from last night, but we didn’t find anything.
“You know it’s Simon and Spence that’s responsible for all of this crap. Gees, if we could just prove it, and put their asses away for good,” Kyle replied.
“If I can help in any way, you know I feel the same way about those two. They’ve made my life miserable also,” Cam stated. “Josh, do we draw beer the same way tonight? Do we need a lot of glasses of beer tonight?” Cam asked.
“More than last night, I’m afraid, Cam. But you did great last night. Tonight, you’ll be an even bigger help. I really appreciate you helping tonight,” I told him, raising my glass of beer to him. For a second, I thought he just might smile, but it didn’t happen.
“I memorized the cocktail recipe book, in case anyone orders a mixed drink. I have the precise ingredients and measurements for all the drinks in the book,” Cam announced. We were all stunned. I told Rod that Cam had a photographic memory. Once he read something, his mind was like a computer hard drive. They were amazed. Rod asked Cam how many terabits he had in his brain. “No one’s been able to say what the exact amount of memory the human brain has available, but supposedly, we only use a small fraction of available memory,” Cam replied, shocking us all.
Jake said we needed to head down, especially Rod, Tyler and Lonnie to get ready in the dressing room. Cam wanted to know what they were doing. I told him the three of them were dancing on stage tonight for the crowd. Cam asked if that was a little embarrassing. Rod said it was damn embarrassing, but it was a thrill a minute also. Cam didn’t understand the emotional high one had, when doing something that was lauded by such a large screaming, chanting crowd. I told him he’d get to see later, what we were talking about. He had no idea.
We were all dressed to go. Rod, Tyler and Lonnie had to get dressed again to walk to the dressing room to get undressed again. We teased them about that. The rest of us took our positions at the bar. Tim was already there, and drawing beer. It was still a little early before the large crowd descended on us, and I happened to see Conner and Neal in plain clothes tonight. I grabbed Kyle, taking him with me to talk to them. I ushered them into the office quickly to pick their brains.
“Looking hot as hell tonight in your underwear there, Josh. You too, Kyle. Did you happen to move yet, or are you still inviting the wrath of Simon and Spence to your place?” Conner asked, hoping Kyle would tell him he finally moved. Kyle shook his head.
“It’s still my place, and I have a right to be there until it isn’t. I’m still working on a solution, if you really want to know,” Kyle replied.
“You are correct, and I wasn’t being snarky, it’s just I don’t want to see anything happen to you. You’re a nice young man, and those guys are assholes who are capable of just about anything. On top of that, one of my officers was almost hurt last night trying to pursue a suspect in some vandalism and harassment activities. I don’t need my officers hurt trying to defend something that’s going away. All I ask is that you use common sense judgement in your next steps here, Kyle. I just don’t want anyone needlessly to get hurt. Destruction of property is one thing, but the injury and/or death of a human being, is totally unacceptable, and must be avoided at all costs. You hear what I’m saying?” Conner asked, trying to get us to see his point.
“Conner, Kyle is doing everything right here. Just between the four of us, we think he might have a chance of saving his property, and meeting the loan payment deadline. That’s not for publication, but I’m telling you and Neal, there’s a very strong possibility it might happen. Now, what do you suggest we do, knowing that information?” I asked. Conner had to stop and think about that.
“Why don’t you clue the bank in on what you’re doing, and just maybe all this shit will end,” Conner suggested.
“It’s not that easy, Conner. It might not happen also, so we can’t be in the middle of the road. Kyle is trying to hold onto what’s his, and oppose those that would like to take it away from him. He has total rights up until midnight next Friday night. If anything comes through in the form of a hail Mary, it might take until the deadline. If he leaves, you know damn well the destruction will start the second he’s off the property, whether he pays it off or not,” I stated, thinking that to be true.
“Probably, but if it does, we can arrest anyone involved in that destruction for not having authority to do it. Then it’s destruction of private property, and there are heavy penalties for things like that. I’m just afraid someone is going to get hurt. You two are friends, and I know you’d go to any lengths to defend and protect your friend. Neal and I also care about you, and if you do what I think you feel you will need to do, then that’s going to involve Neal and me in this, because there isn’t any way we’re going to allow you to get hurt in the process if we can help it, Josh,” Conner said. I had to hug him for that, making him smile. “You can hug me all you want, but I want to continue to hug you now, and in the future, maybe even Kyle here, but I don’t want to have to visit you in the hospital or go to your funeral. I couldn’t handle that,” Conner stated emphatically. I smiled at him.
“Thank you for caring. You know I love you guys too, and I worry about you doing your jobs, and the dangers you face. So what should we do, because giving into those bastards is not an option,” I firmly stated.
“What are you trying to do here, Josh? Maybe if you level with me, and tell me what the true objective is here, I can give you advice. Right now, I don’t know what to tell you, other than to keep yourself out of harm’s way, which is why you, Kyle, should move out of that place, until this loan situation is resolved with the bank, one way or the other,” Conner stated.
“Kyle has another place to live, but we don’t want the idiots to believe he’s moved. We have to protect his property, Conner,” I replied. Conner shook his head. “Can we hire some off duty police officers to live there for all next week, just so the idiots think Kyle is not leaving?” I asked. That didn’t seem to set too well with Conner.
“Oh, and now you want to endanger my guys to prove a point to a couple of brainless idiots that are dangerous and possibly lethal. Not a good idea, Josh. I don’t want to be argumentative, but is any of this really worth it?” he asked. I was getting frustrated.
“I’ll move out tomorrow then, if you think that’s the best way to play this. I know the idiots will destroy the place, but I just have to have faith that you guys will catch and prosecute them to the hilt if that happens. I’m not going to endanger any of your guys or my great friends, Josh and his friends, over some stupid land. You’re right Conner, it isn’t worth it in the broad scope of things. It’s best we do what Conner suggests, Josh,” Kyle replied. I shook my head, thinking he was right, but I wasn’t happy with it.
“Josh, I’ll step up patrols of the property. Because of all the mischief that’s happened this week, I’ll file a report to indicate we suspect something larger brewing, and are concerned about destruction of private property. I really think Kyle is right to move out, Josh. I know you’d let him live here or at your house, if he needed someplace to live for the week,” Conner stated.
“I have an apartment to go to. I was going to have to move anyway, and I have a place now. I can move. I just know something terrible is going to happen when I do, though,” Kyle replied.
“Is the place insured?” Conner asked.
“Well, it is, but with me abandoning the property, there is no insurance on it, as you can’t insure uninhabited, abandoned property, and that’s what we’re creating here,” Kyle replied. Conner said he was right about that, sensing we were back to square one. “I’ll move anyway, because, at this point, the only valuable thing there is the land anyway. We were eventually going to tear down the buildings, and sell, or develop, the property. The buildings have to go anyway,” Kyle stated. That seemed to please Conner.
“Okay, I feel much better now, knowing you’ll be out of harm’s way, you and Josh, as he’d hang in there with you to the end, knowing him. Neal and I don’t want to see anything happen to either one of you, or any of my officers for that matter. I understand you guys helped out Officer Johnson last night, when he had his unfortunate mishap with the drainage ditch,” Conner stated. I smiled. Conner didn’t.
“Hey, he did his best to chase the idiot that tried to throw a boulder through the front door. He said he almost had him, had it not been for the flooded drainage ditch in the dark,” I informed, Conner. Conner smiled, as did Neal. “What?” I asked.
“That rookie probably tripped over his own dick which plunged him into the drainage ditch. Lucky, Office Johnson, is not known for his social graces. He’s somewhat accident prone, to say the least. Hell of a nice guy, and hell of a nice looking guy, but damn, if he doesn’t have problems in certain areas. Oh, and he’s quite the womanizer also. His problem is, he can’t hold onto one too long. He just buys them drinks in bars, they have a one-night stand, then he forgets who they are the next day. Crazy guy, but as much as he irritates Officer Maxwell, Maxie can’t help but like the kid. Maxie says he just needs some guidance, and he’ll make a decent cop. Glad Maxie likes him, and tutors him, or he probably wouldn’t be around too long,” Conner stated.
“We happened to think he was great last night, and treated our situation with the upmost seriousness. I understand he’s decent with the canine unit also,” I reminded Conner. Conner smiled.
“That, he is good with, Josh. He does a great job with the dogs, especially his favorite, Dutch. Dutch is one of the smartest dogs I’ve ever seen work for the department. That dog loves Lucky also, so the two of them have each other, I suspect. I’m sure they were made for one another. If we could just get the alley cat tendencies out of him, get him to settle down, I think he’ll be fine. He just has to grow up. Find him a good woman that can stand him more than a night, and maybe we’ll have something then,” Conner remarked.
“I wish he’d find him a good man, which would delight the hell out of me, then maybe the four of us could play,” Neal piped in, getting the look from Conner again. I had to chuckle. Neal waved Conner off.
“Neal thinks he’s hot, and would give anything to see him naked,” Conner replied. Kyle and I both smirked. “What was that about?” Conner asked. “I saw you guys smirk. What gives?” he asked.
“Neal he’s hot naked. We just had to get his wet clothes off of him last night when he fell into the drainage ditch, as he had hypothermia. We had to get him dry and warm as quick as we could. We stripped him, and put him in the shower with tepid water running over him. We couldn’t help but see him naked in that situation. You’re right. Although we didn’t pay much attention to his nakedness, as we were too busy trying to thaw him out, but what we did see, well, let’s just say, it was noteworthy and hot,” I replied. Conner shook his head in disbelief.
“I knew it Conner. Oh, why couldn’t I have been there last night to help. Damn, I miss all the exciting things,” Neal complained, getting another look from Conner. Conner shook his head.
“So, now you’re molesting my rookie cop also. Good grief. This thing has to end, and end quick. What kind of time are we talking about until a resolution?” Conner asked.
“One week, Conner. It should all be over, one way or another, in one week. I swear,” I told him. Conner said it couldn’t happen soon enough.
“Is Lucky cut or uncut, Josh?” Neal asked. I smiled. Conner yelled at him.
“He’s cut, from what I saw,” I replied, chuckling. Neal smiled from ear to ear.
“Kind of figured him to be uncut for some reason, but come to think about it, you could see the outline of his cock head in his uniform trousers one day. I don’t think he was wearing any underwear. Must not have had any clean ones,” Neal stated, until Conner cut him off.
“Would you stop with that?” Conner yelled at Neal. Neal shut up, but smiled, as if he got away with something, but it had to end. “Don’t you have a bar to run?” Conner asked, trying to change the subject, and get on with his life, enjoying gay night at the CNB, but also working security. I told him he was right, as always, and we’d make sure we got Kyle moved tomorrow. Conner thanked us for thinking straight, finally, then promised to step up patrolling the property. I patted him on the back, then gave him a hug, which he seemed to really enjoy. Kyle hugged him also, making him smile even more. Then Neal wanted his hugs also. I tickled Neal’s ass when he hugged me, making him giggle. Conner gave him another look, making Kyle and I laugh.
I got a text from Dale, saying they were on a charter in the King Air, and he might not make it back in time to help at the bar. He apologized profusely. I texted back, telling him, I was happy he was getting more hours in. He could always help at the bar anytime, but he needed to get as many hours as he could. He thanked me, but said he missed me, and the time we got to spend together. I told him we’d have plenty of time, and not to worry about being gone tonight. I got a heart back from him, which warmed my heart.
The place was getting busy, as we assumed our positions behind the bar. Dustin was back and in place. He was surprised to see Cam working with us. I told him how well Cam did the night before on game night. He thought that was great. Then he said Tim had an attitude tonight, and wasn’t talking much to any of them, including Blake. I told him the situation with Tim was getting worse, and we were eventually going to have to do something to bring it to a head. Dustin said Tim said something about moving back to the frat house to keep an eye on Harvey. I rolled my eyes.
“Harvey doesn’t need Tim babysitting him. If Harvey can’t behave himself, then that’s Harvey’s own fault, not Tim’s. Tim needs to be done with Harvey. We all need to be done with Harvey for that matter. Did you see Harvey tonight, by the way?” I asked.
“Yep, he made it a point to let all of us know he was here. Gave us a forced fake smile and everything. Tim thought it was cute,” Dustin replied. I shook my head.
“How was your trip with the team? Did you happen to get Dave involved in any sexual activities with the rest of you?” I asked Dustin.
“Trip was great, and the sex was even better, but don’t know where Dave stayed, as it wasn’t with us, even though we invited him a hundred times or more. He said we didn’t need him to slow us down. Don’t know what he meant by that, but we told him we missed him, just the same. Forest didn’t get much rest. He said he had to bunk with Tuck this trip, and Tuck talked half the night about the game and what was coming up. Poor Forest slept most of the way back, because Tuck kept him awake all night,” Dustin replied. I shook my head. But, I thought Forest was staying true to his word, he wasn’t sleeping with Dave while Dave was still a team member. If Forest only knew Hector like I knew Hector, he could have had a visit from Hector last night, and enjoyed that all-nighter in a much different way than discussing basketball. Still, Tuck would never share what we had with anyone else, no matter what.
I patted Dustin on his butt cheeks, and sent him back to his station. Then I asked Cam if he was doing okay. He said there were a lot of interesting men here in the bar this evening. I was glad he noticed. Now he was showing some promise.
Riley happened to plop in front of me. I shoved him a beer, making him happy. He leaned over the bar and kissed me, saying it was so much fun to kiss me in public, and get away with it on Gay Night. Cam looked at him suspiciously.
“Who’s this new hottie you have working here tonight?” Riley asked, looking Cam over as Cam looked Riley over. “Dude, you look hot as hell. Love the tallness, but you’re ripped also. Damn, you’re put together rather nicely,” Riley complimented Cam. Cam didn’t answer him. “Did I say something wrong?” Riley asked me. I smiled.
“Cam is somewhat socially awkward, and is working here to help work through that, and ‘fit in’ with the rest of us,” I replied to Riley. Riley smiled at him, then stuck out his hand to shake Cam’s.
“Hi, I’m Riley, a friend of Josh’s. I’m a model, and Josh and I have done some photo shoots together. He helped me overcome my awkwardness in modeling, and now I have a ton of work because of him, and a couple of new boyfriends also. He’s the greatest friend ever, Cam. I hope he can help you also,” Riley told him.
“Do all Josh’s friends kiss and hug him?” Cam asked, out of the blue. I was beginning to learn Cam didn’t have much of a filter when he wanted to know something, possibly a result of his social awkwardness. Riley smiled.
“You bet. He loves all our kisses and our hugs. If you really want to please him, tickle him on his ass when you hug him. He does that to us all the time,” Riley replied. I shook my head at Riley, then wondered if Cam would actually do that. There was some excitement at the end of the bar. Dustin was kissing Ethan passionately, which about blew me away. Ethan licked Dustin’s nipples even, as Dustin ran his hands over Ethan’s ass cheeks inside his underwear. The guys at the bar went wild, drowning the two in dollar bills. Then they parted with big smiles. Wow, I thought it was kind of crazy for Ethan to allow himself to do that with Dustin, but then he always did like kissing another guy for some reason, which he let me know he was good with that. I winked at Dustin, once it was over, and Ethan was busy again. Dustin threw up his hands, like he was just as surprised as I was, but he was smiling all over.
Cam looked a little shocked. “It’s all part of the entertainment, Cam. We do things with one another here behind the bar on Gay Night, that excites the customers to the point they buy and consume more beer, enjoying the action. Watch this,” I told him, then grabbed Jake and jumped into his arms with my legs wrapped around his waist, kissing him passionately, as he playfully dry humped my ass in fun. Cam looked shocked, but the crowd went wild, showering us with dollars. Cam helped me pick them up, and put them in the tip jar behind the bar. I told him we shared that money with all the servers and bartenders when the night was over. Cam thought that was nice.
“See, Cam, you can have fun all night long here at the CNB, and some hot kissing also,” Riley told him.
“I’ve never kissed a guy before. I suppose it’s okay,” Cam replied.
“Oh, Cam, it’s the best ever. You have to kiss Josh just to see what it’s like. Josh is the best kisser of all,” Riley assured him. Cam looked like he wasn’t sure, then stood beside me while I was drawing a couple of beers. I turned around, finding him there in my space.
“What do you need, Cam?” I asked, smiling at him. He puckered his lips, as if to kiss something. Riley yelled that Cam wanted to kiss me, as he’d never kissed a guy before, and wanted to kiss me. I embraced Cam, and planted my lips on his. It was kind of strange without any emotion, just holding our lips together. Then I kind of helped him out by moving mine around, and grabbing his lower lip, then kissed him open mouthed sideways, as I felt my ass being tickled, as I Riley had suggested he do. I wanted to laugh, but since this was Cam’s first kiss, I had to be serious. I was really enjoying the firmness I was feeling with his penis shoved up against mine. The boy was popping a good-sized boner. He quickly broke off the kiss, then turned and shoved his groin up against the chillers in front of him to hide his boner, as dollars rained down on us. I actually thought I saw a brief smile, only for a second, but I was pretty sure he smiled for the first time ever around me.
I smiled at Cam. “Cam, that was really sweet. We’ll have to practice that some more when you want to. But, I want you to know how much I appreciated that, and how wonderful it felt,” I told him. He looked nervous, looking from side to side, not knowing quite how to respond. “Was it okay for you?” I asked. Cam looked at me nervously, then shook his head, ‘yes’. I smiled all over and gave hm another hug. He seemed to like that also.
After our first attempt at a brief kiss, the show was just about to begin. Allen announced the show and the first performance, with Stan and Gentry. When the two guys got down to their thongs, poor Cam had to stand against the chillers to hide his boner he got from watching Stan and Gentry’s erotic routine, some of which took his breath away. It was clear to me, Cam was definitely in his element here. He was absorbing everything he could, which was something he’d longed for probably his whole life, ever since puberty, which was tainted by none other than two evil boys, Spence and Simon. I felt bad for him in a way, but felt confident we could change him. He was responding extremely well so far. And, I even got to give him his first kiss, at his request, of all things.
The routines were hot as hell with the exception of Harvey, Wes and Leo. Wes and Leo were doing a great job, but Harvey didn’t look like he was enjoying it at all. He just failed to show any enthusiasm or lust for Wes and Leo. Wes and Leo, on the other hand, were all over each other, but Harvey was kind of on his own. He just appeared to be uninterested. We, who knew him, definitely felt he disliked gay sex, but he could at least act like he did. He had before, but seemed to have lost his enthusiasm. I didn’t know what Tim was doing with him to straighten him out and make his disposition better, but whatever it was, it didn’t seem to be working. Harvey still looked and acted like he didn’t give a shit about anyone but himself. I could tell Wes was frustrated with him. I made a mental note to talk to Wes again to get his opinion.
Dustin came by to get something behind me. He couldn’t help but grab me, and kiss me passionately, sticking his hand down the front of my briefs and fondling my junk. Cam’s eyes lit up when he witnessed Dustin’s amorous attention. Dollars flew everywhere. Cam helped pick them up and put them in the tip jar. Dustin patted him on his ass when he bent over. Cam looked up at him. Again, I thought he might smile, but he held back.
“Is he a good friend?” Cam asked me, as Dustin took off with his bottle of Captain Morgan.
“The best friend a guy could ever have,” I replied. “All of my friends here are the best, Cam. You’ll realize that as you get to know them better, and I hope you do,” I told him. He didn’t reply, but went right back to work drawing beer. Later, I caught Kyle and kissed him, running my hands all over his brief clad butt cheeks. Cam’s eyes got big watching that happen also.
“He was a good friend when we were in junior high together,” Cam told me about Kyle.
“He’s still a good friend to you, Cam. Kyle is wonderful, and has never stopped caring about you as his friend. You guys should do more things together. I’m sure you would enjoy hanging with Kyle when you have time,” I suggested. He seemed interested, then ducked his head concentrating on drawing beer, but keeping an eye on the stage for the hot provocative dancing. That definitely had his attention.
I was particularly intrigued by the basketball skit that Dave, Chase and Caleb did. Their act was getting hotter all the time. I swear they practically had sex on stage tonight. I was blow away, even to the point, my dick got interested. Poor Cam was pressed tightly up against the glass chillers, trying to hide his bulge. I stood close to them also, feeling the growth of my appendage. Dave seemed to love what he was portraying, but wouldn’t act on it in private. I was still stymied by his seeming non interest with Chase and Caleb. I had to believe the interest was there, but it just needed a nod and a push of some type. I was in hopes I might get to talk to him tomorrow night, if he was there at the house for the Sunday afternoon and evening get together. I just hoped I could contain myself, talking to him in his briefs, with that nice cock he had wrapped up in his briefs. It was all I could do to contain myself seeing him naked in the locker room during practice, with that big dick of his hanging out. Oh, to have that in my mouth and ass. That would definitely be a treat. His ass was sweet also. I had to shake my head to get my terrible naughty thoughts about him out of it. I leaned over to ask Cam a question.
“You see the tallest one up there in the basketball skit?” I asked him. He nodded, ‘yes’. “That’s Dave. He’s damned hot looking, isn’t he?” I asked, smiling. Cam nodded his head, ‘yes’. “Remind me to introduce him to you sometime. I’m sure you’ll like him also. You saw him last night in the game. The three of them, Dave, Chase, the shorter one, and then Caleb, the other tall one, are all part of our group. You’ll get to know them if you hang around us long enough,” I teased.
“I would like to meet all your friends, Josh,” Cam replied. I assured him I would make sure he did. Still no smile, but I knew he wanted to. His hard cock, straining against his briefs, said he did, anyway.
Cam was also excited to see Ross, Wally and their football group as the last act. He told me he knew who they were. I told him I’d introduce him to them later. That seemed to interest him also, but still no smile. At the end of the show, Terry, trying to get more attention back to the bar for more tips, bent over in front of me and rubbed his ass up against my crotch. I reached around him, giving him an implied reach around, driving the guys nuts and showering us with dollars. Cam was really surprised, and somewhat turned on. I asked Cam if he wanted to show off, kissing again. He nodded, ‘yes’ to my surprise. I pulled him to me in a tight embrace and kissed him again. This time he was trying to follow my lead more, so we managed to get some decent kissing in, although we didn’t get any tongue going. I wasn’t sure how far, or how fast to take it with Cam. I didn’t want it to seem like I was trying to breed him, but rather kiss him as part of an act. I don’t think he took it that way, as he boned up pretty fast again. I could feel the firmness of his cock up against mine. I patted him on his ass and finally let him go. He took a deep breath, then looked at me longingly, as dollars flew all around us.
The show finally over, the bar starting taming down. Some of the dancers were filing out of the dressing room and stopping by the bar for a beer. I introduced Cam to most of them. Jack was definitely interested in Cam, as he was with any hot looking guy with an asshole and cock. Marty, not so much, figuring Cam to be competition for him with Jack, although if I had my way, Cam’s ass would never be anywhere near Jack’s cock. Wes, Leo and Harvey, stopped by. Harvey just wanted a half glass of beer. Cam fixed it for him, as I introduced Leo to Cam, who quickly took off to find Allen and OBB. Harvey gave Cam the once over. Harvey hardly looked at Tim. He downed his glass of beer, then said he had a girl to fuck tonight, so he was out of here.
“Tim, don’t bother coming over tonight, as I have a girl, yes I said a girl, a girl with a pussy to fuck tonight, so I don’t need you bugging me,” Harvey said rather curtly. Wes rolled his eyes, as he sat down in front of me at the bar to drink his beer.
“Harvey sending a message to Tim?” I asked Wes. Wes shook his head, as if he didn’t know.
“I don’t understand those two at all. Harvey has been much better since Tim has him on a short leash, but he doesn’t treat Tim any better, that I can see. I can’t figure it out. Tim must really like being abused by Harvey. It looks to me like Tim thinks if Harvey can be abusive to him, he won’t have to be abusive to others. The deal was supposed to be Harvey can’t be abusive to anyone. Tim is just nuts, Josh. He should kick Harvey to the curb, and let him self-destruct. He’s going to anyway. Why take the abuse? Tim’s a sweet guy. He has all of you to care about him, so why Harvey? It just doesn’t make sense,” Wes said, taking another sip of his beer.
“I don’t know, but Tim has been very strange around all of us lately, rather cold, I have to say.” Wes looked puzzled.
“See, if he wasn’t around Harvey, he’d be fine. I think we just need to tell Harvey it’s up to him to sink or swim. The days of anyone helping him out are over,” Wes said, rather emphatically. I had to agree with him. “You guys working on Rod’s house tomorrow afternoon?” Wes asked. I told him, I thought we probably would, but we may have to help Kyle move into his new apartment tomorrow afternoon first. Wes said to give him a call when we headed over to Rod’s, and he’d join us. “Does the invitation to the get-together still hold for afterwards?” he asked, somewhat excited. I smiled.
“Of course. Always for you, Wes. You’re one of our brothers, well frat brother at least, and adopted straight brother for the rest of us,” I chided. That made him chuckle. “Oh, Cam, that reminds me. We have a get-together every Sunday evening at the large new house we own, where some of our group reside. We have beer and steaks mostly for Sunday nights. You’re welcome to come, and join us tomorrow night, if you’d like. Don’t feel like you have to, but it’d be a good way to get to know the guys more, hanging out with all of us. Kyle will be there for sure. Oh, and when we get there, we just hang out in what you have on right now. If you need any more briefs, I can get you more tonight,” I offered. Cam seemed to think about it some.
“Are you sure it’s okay?” Cam asked. I smiled.
“We’d love to have you, Cam. The guys would like a chance to get to know you better. It’s usually a lot of fun. Kyle brings his dog, Iggy with him, and Iggy has a blast with all the guys. It’s a neat house, and we’re even adding more bedrooms, a game room, sauna and huge shower room in the basement. We’re putting in an in-ground swimming pool soon also. This summer we’ll have all our get-togethers outside by the pool, so we can swim and take in the rays,” I told him. He seemed interested.
“Okay, I guess I will come if it’s okay,” Cam replied.
“Kyle, would you tell Cam it’s okay to come to our Sunday get-together at the house tomorrow evening?” I asked. “Tell him we have a lot of fun.”
“Cam, you need to come. Josh and his team have a great home there with all kinds of amenities, and we always have a great time. You’ll enjoy it. I’ll make sure you do. You’ll ‘fit right in’,” he assured him. Cam said he’d come then. I was sure the magic words were, ‘you’ll fit right in’, the words Cam was desperate to hear, and become part of the group.
“I guess wearing our briefs we have on tonight, can’t be any worse than wearing them here in public at the bar working,” Cam replied. I assured him, he’d be most comfortable, along with all the rest of us.
We introduced Dave, Caleb and Chase to Cam also. I could tell Cam was smitten with all of them. I swear he was like a kid in the candy store. Wait until he had us all in just briefs tomorrow night.