The Covenant!!

[Chosen]

Looks awesome from the trailor, but then im a sucker for a bad movie with cute guys in...

 

[SizzlingStar07]

<-- Yup, you can also see my man Taylor Kitsch just to your left.

<------LOL you can see my man Steven/Caleb to your left.

 

[sissyboy]

Here's a review by David DeCoteau, director of the "Brotherhood" movies and other schlock horror movies featuring scantily clad young men.

http://www.afterelton.com/movies/2006/9/covenant.html

 

[mike_n_herrin]

so is this supposed to some how be related to the movie "the witches of eastwik?"

 

[starlight70]

The guys are so H.O.T.

Just saw it today, and man, I was going ga-ga over the hunks. I love all 4 of them. Not interested in Chase, except for the part where he kissed Caleb on the bathroom floor. Okay, not lips-to-lips kiss, but good enough to make me happy.

And when Reid said, 'Harry Potter can kiss my ass.' Hehehe..

There should be more homoerotic films. I am tired of seeing boobs bouncing up and down on screen. It's time to see muscles.

 

[mike_n_herrin]

shoot. i forgot about it, and now it's not showing near me. dang it.

 

[BigDestiny]

I went to see it again this weekend (I live in the city, but my home town's movie theatre is just a little behind). It's a fun movie, but I wouldn't call it a GOOD movie. Which is too bad, cause I think if they'd given me a hour with the script I could've fixed that.

It's actually more homoerotic than I remembered. Chase totally gets caught checking out the random shower stud, and he was all over Caleb every chance he got. And even though they explained away the reason Chase kills the guy at the beginning, the fact remains that Chase's ID was in THE BACK SEAT of the guy's car. I don't think I need to draw anyone a picture.

Has anyone heard if there's going to be a sequel? I still think there's something to the fact that the first girl Caleb levelled with a) had that tattoo on her back and b) jumped to a supernatural conclusion before she even heard about the Covenant. Or maybe that's just the bad script at work.

 

[Marvels]

Okay, not to be buzzkill, but would you all have loved this movie if the boys WEREN'T obscenely beautiful? Like, if it stars the new James Bond? I mean, sure, I want to have Steven Strait's babies, but I spent half the movie laughing at the crappy dialogue and the even crappier special effects. Felt like an overlong episode of Smallville or something. Personally - - acting was crap, they pegged it as a horror film when there wasn't even an ounce of blood, and if I could rearrange a person's molecules, I'd do a lot better job at killing someone instead of throwing transluscent goop at him in a battle to the death.

...please don't kill me.

 

[starlight70]

Sometimes, I prefer to enjoy a tasty movie like this - because I just can't take too many drama movies. I prefer one where the guys have the rights to be as sexy as the girls. And I like the movie for this.

Most likely I won't watch if the movie is not plastered with the hunky guys, but then again - let's give us a break. There are too many bimbos on screen, and we need something of our own.

Poor dialogs yes, but it never promise to be Oscar movie.

As for a sequel, I doubt it. It did earn a profit of USD3m.

 

[Marvels]

Sometimes, I prefer to enjoy a tasty movie like this - because I just can't take too many drama movies. I prefer one where the guys have the rights to be as sexy as the girls. And I like the movie for this.

Most likely I won't watch if the movie is not plastered with the hunky guys, but then again - let's give us a break. There are too many bimbos on screen, and we need something of our own.

Poor dialogs yes, but it never promise to be Oscar movie.

As for a sequel, I doubt it. It did earn a profit of USD3m.

Yeah, great point. It's just annoying to see a potentially great movie wasted like that.

 

[bostonboy20]

I watched it last night too...i liked it...i mean...obvi not the best movie i've ever seen but it kept my interest through out which is pretty hard to do with movies these days....and yes...the guys were gorgeous!

 

[FirePhoenix]

I watched it... it was ok but umm weird. I liked the fight at the end though.
Does no one really know what a warlock is?

 

[starlight70]

Yeah, I did wish the fight in the end was something else. Not just blasting.

Another great moment I did like - nothing homoerotic, was the song 'I love rock n roll' playing. I was moving on my seat to the rock. Yeah.

 

[reinventedboy]

Loved it. Those tight swiming trunks they wear are heavenley! one wears one so low you almost see his pubes

 

[mike_n_herrin]

I've not seen it yet, but i saw it at target tonight so in a moment of weakness i got it. Maybe i shouldn't open it and take it back?

 

[reinventedboy]

i love the bit in the scene were the guy goes 'size isnt everything' lol
and this guy goes to him 'what are you looking at fag' and he replies 'your cock - i wanna swallow it'

 

[mike_n_herrin]

I unno how much did you pay for it?

There's male nudity! :O!

/\ it was 19.99. i think that is too much for only one shower scene.

 

[tHaTeViLmOnKeY]

One of the worst movies I've ever seen, thanks for asking. But it did feature some of the hottest guys I've ever seen. I've since begun a secret love affair with Steven Strait in my mind. And I've been watching FNL just for Taylor Kitsch.

 

[reinventedboy]

Taylor Kitsch is heavenley.

 

[Ohiospeedo]

Saw the movie on DVD last night...not the greatest movie ever, but still held my attention. I pretty much only got the movie for the eye candy, but was entertained. I loved the shower scene.