The Duct Tape Thread

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Okay, we're all(mostly) men here, so you know what I'm talking about. That silvery miracle product we have all come in contact with at least once in our lives.
Be creative.
Let's hear what you've used duct(or duck) tape for.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Okay...I'm gonna say no. And I'll tell you why, I'm not ticklish. Sorry mikey, I know you had your heart set and all, but get over it.



NEXT POST PLEASE!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Apparently, you can use it to thwart those nasty spills on the furniture.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

OMG! The Steelers are playing the Broncos and I need to re-duct tape my remote control for the TV, ttyl mikey...

 

[Triple G]

I raced boats for years and duct tape was absolutely necessary. I build a boat with no expense spared and when it was finished there was no duct tape. So I wrapped some wires just because. And when the season got started, there was no doing without it.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I hadda fix my Levi's once.

 

[Críostóir]

Wrap it around a stick of rattan with a handle: SCA sword.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^HA! You are such a fuckin' liar!^

Seriously, you can use it for a Band-Aid on really big cuts.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

You can also use it to exfoliate and if you get a really good sticky roll you can even use it to wax your genitals.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^like a closet door or what? hehe^

It's duct tape Wayne not DICK tape!

 

[Críostóir]

Duct tape is The Force.

It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.

Now you know.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Use it to keep your coffee warm.

 

[Triple G]

If we duct taped Willie's anus shut, would it be strong enough to stop his poo?

 

[Lefty]

The jack ass that started this stupid thread still hasn't put out the pictures?

He was supposed to do head to toe front and the same for the rear baring

the 'IT DID HAPPEN' proof what a complete prick and complete ass he could be.

As usual, failure to produce. Why am I not Surprised? I should have known even

popping his cherry at 1K wouldn't make him reliable or responsible.

 

[7Anthony5]

There's duct tape around the bottom of the transfer case lever in my truck. The boot is torn and air was blowing up in.

 

[7Anthony5]

the big plastic thingie

I love it when you get all technical.

 

[Lefty]

damn,

guess that leaves me back of the pack. I only do the 3 R's.

Rub it in Rub it out Repeat it

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

damn,

guess that leaves me back of the pack. I only do the 3 R's.

Rub it in Rub it out Repeat it

I pause, rewind, play

but now and then you'll see me wash, rinse and repeat...

 

[Adhesion]

Masturbation on the go takes duct tape...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g8rlFP0J8c[/ame]

 

[7Anthony5]

That beats my shift lever.