The duel (funny game)

[Frenchie]

Round 6 - Derek. Maybe it's just because I'm gay but I don't like women acting or dressing like frilly little girls. The lack of pubes doesn't help. And Derek is awesome even without anyone to compare him to.

Round 7 It's a toss-off...toss-up...i'm tossing off. What was the question? LOL.
Well, I don't like Hector's expression. Maybe I don't like his face, but I'll just say it's his expression to be polite. Maybe more pictures would help me decide. Camile also has a bit of a posed porn-star expression that I don't like.

However both of them have incredibly hot bodies. Close to ideal. So maybe I will call it a tie and watch them fuck each other?

Round 8: the guys, no question. Just hotter, less self-conscious. They're not wearing anything frilly, which is good.

Round 9: Adrian but only because I'm gay. Jennifer is smokin' hot and her expression looks like she's trouble. She's quiet but a handful. Plus, if you're naked, sitting on your desk playing video games, there's just something very surreal and kinky about that. She should grow some pubes, but other than that, great.

And Adrian's just hot, plus he has a dick so he wins.

Round 10: the men, definitely. I think I realize what it is about women: I don't enjoy the shape of their asses. I think a man's ass just looks way better. I don't mind the boobs. I don't even mind their smaller size and less muscular bodies. But their asses just don't look right. And the way they dress to seduce someone is awful. Sorry ladies!

Round 11: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH... Aaggggghhhhh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH.

Round 12: Omar? O-more!

Round 13: I like Florine's expression in this one - her attitude is that of someone who enjoys sex for herself instead of worrying about seducing another. But she's gotta grow some damn pubes. Just something. It doesn't have to be something grotesque, out of a Rogaine commercial, just a bit of hair. So, for pubes alone I'll choose John. But John also has a great scrotum. John, hands down.

A french word grotesque = ridicule = ridiculous ^^

 

[Frenchie]

Round 6 - Derek. Maybe it's just because I'm gay but I don't like women acting or dressing like frilly little girls. The lack of pubes doesn't help. And Derek is awesome even without anyone to compare him to.

Round 7 It's a toss-off...toss-up...i'm tossing off. What was the question? LOL.
Well, I don't like Hector's expression. Maybe I don't like his face, but I'll just say it's his expression to be polite. Maybe more pictures would help me decide. Camile also has a bit of a posed porn-star expression that I don't like.

However both of them have incredibly hot bodies. Close to ideal. So maybe I will call it a tie and watch them fuck each other?

Round 8: the guys, no question. Just hotter, less self-conscious. They're not wearing anything frilly, which is good.

Round 9: Adrian but only because I'm gay. Jennifer is smokin' hot and her expression looks like she's trouble. She's quiet but a handful. Plus, if you're naked, sitting on your desk playing video games, there's just something very surreal and kinky about that. She should grow some pubes, but other than that, great.

And Adrian's just hot, plus he has a dick so he wins.

Round 10: the men, definitely. I think I realize what it is about women: I don't enjoy the shape of their asses. I think a man's ass just looks way better. I don't mind the boobs. I don't even mind their smaller size and less muscular bodies. But their asses just don't look right. And the way they dress to seduce someone is awful. Sorry ladies!

Round 11: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH... Aaggggghhhhh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH.

Round 12: Omar? O-more!

Round 13: I like Florine's expression in this one - her attitude is that of someone who enjoys sex for herself instead of worrying about seducing another. But she's gotta grow some damn pubes. Just something. It doesn't have to be something grotesque, out of a Rogaine commercial, just a bit of hair. So, for pubes alone I'll choose John. But John also has a great scrotum. John, hands down.

A french word

Pube ???

 

[bankside]

I don't understand this word ??? What is a floppy tit ?

Le sein mou et étiré...

A french word

Pube ???

les poils pubiens...
Trop:

mais je n'aime pas quand il n'y a pas rien...

 

[jameskelly]

Round 13

The girl is the beautiful one here, no doubt.

Even though she looks not so much sexual but as if she is trying to relieve herself.

 

[Frenchie]

Le sein mou et étiré...


les poils pubiens...
Trop:

mais je n'aime pas quand il n'y a pas rien...

Thank you bankside !
Merci beaucoup pour la traduction

 

[bicuriouskid]

This is a tough one for me. Florine kind of reminds me of Emma Watson, which would be a definite win. But John has chest hair, and well, I'm a sucker for chest hair . So John wins it.

 

[Krakenbwool]

Decided I may as well join the thread and take my picks. I'm a straight-identified chick, but I tend to have higher standards for attractiveness in men than women, so I won't be too biased. Also, I don't really care about the size of men's penises, so long as they don't look like clits, so there goes that bias as well. My picks are more "Guys I'd do" vs. "Girls I'd like to look like." Though I suppose there are a few girls on here that I'd do if the situation absolutely called for it.

Round 1: Girl. Nice, curvy shape. The guy looks like a malnourished fratboy.

Round 2: Brittany. The guy is still too skinny for me.

Round 3: Jake. Nella's back hair kind of eeps me out.

Round 4: Guys. I'm a girl, so I hang out with groups of girls sometimes, and they are generally as annoying as eff.

Round 5: Marco. Felicity has a good shape, though.

Round 6: Derek. I don't understand how anyone could have sex with Tawnee and not be scared the police would be busting down the door at any moment. Of course, unless you dig that kind of stuff.

Round 7: Camille. She's cute, and the look in Hector's eyes scares me.

Round 8: Believe it or not, the girls. I'm not really feeling the guy on the right, whereas both girls are very pretty. I'd probably hate them in real life, though.

Round 9: No question, Adrian. Beautiful face and body. Hottest guy on the thread so far. And Jennifer looks 14.

Round 10: The guy's perfect bodies. Then again, I'm biased.

Round 11: Neither, but if you put a gun to my head, the girl's. The guy looks like a 45-yr old in a bunny costume. Not hot.

Round 12: Louise. Maybe it's situational, but Omar looks like he's sitting in a broke-down project house with peeling paint on the walls. Louise has some nice knockers, but once she hits 30, I feel sorry for her.

Round 13: Not really feeling either, but Florine. She looks cleaner.

(The girls get 7 out of 13. Eh, maybe I'm more gay than I think.)

 

[movieguy22]

Round 13: I'd have to go with Florine. John seems a little too old for my tastes.

 

[Frenchie]

Thank for your good participation at this game dear friends !

 

[Frenchie]

I don't understand how anyone could have sex with Tawnee and not be scared the police would be busting down the door at any moment. Of course, unless you dig that kind of stuff.

I don't understand what you want to say Krakenbwool
Can you explain please ! I don't understand all subtilities of the english (american) language !

 

[Chrystal]

All but round 1, 7 and 13 I would go for the woman

 

[Krakenbwool]

I don't understand how anyone could have sex with Tawnee and not be scared the police would be busting down the door at any moment. Of course, unless you dig that kind of stuff.

I don't understand what you want to say Krakenbwool
Can you explain please ! I don't understand all subtilities of the english (american) language !

It was a joke, but I meant that some people may enjoy the fear of being caught while doing something illicit (in this situation, an "underage" girl; I know she's not underage, but she looks it).

 

[Frenchie]

It was a joke, but I meant that some people may enjoy the fear of being caught while doing something illicit (in this situation, an "underage" girl; I know she's not underage, but she looks it).

Okay ! Thank you ! I like the "teen" look ! But I post only barely legal girls of course !

 

[Frenchie]

Round 14 : JOEY or AMANDINE

 

[leomendez93]

Amandine is a hot girl but com'on down Joey!

 

[jayxx2]

yeah, we'll go with Joey on this one - she's got a confused look on her face.

 

[bicuriouskid]

I'm going to go with Joey. Something about Amandine's just sort of unnerves me.

 

[Frenchie]

I'm going to go with Joey. Something about Amandine's just sort of unnerves me.

Why exactly ?

Her pussy is hanging out (dixit Britney ^^)

 

[movieguy22]

I'm going with Joey on this one. His look is all "You know you want this." To which I reply, "Yeah. I do." lol

Which is oddly similar to a conversation i had on new years...hahaha

 

[Frenchie]

It's the eyes.

Going with Joey, for sure...

Always not convinced?