The END? No, it's the BEGINNING!

[Triple G]

Consuming multiple milk shakes in a day will make you fat.

 

[frankfrank]

Fat chance that worldwide peace will break out in 2013.

 

[Triple G]

2013 may never get here.

 

[unloadonme]

Here in Yorkshire, the sun is shining.

 

[Triple G]

Shining silver is not my favorite thing.

 

[unloadonme]

Things are becoming more and more expensive in the shops.

 

[Triple G]

Shops are becoming part of nationwide chains.

 

[dynk]

Chains on tires can help one drive on icy roads

 

[Triple G]

Roads let us be moble.

 

[dynk]

Mobile phones keep us in touch.

 

[Triple G]

Touch my coffee and I will break your fingers.

 

[dynk]

Fingers do the walking according to Yellow Pages

 

[frankfrank]

Pages in Congress can sometimes have their congresscritters' fingers walking all over them.

 

[dynk]

Them new neighbours speak poor english.

 

[Triple G]

English is seldom spoken in some parts of Los Angeles.

 

[unloadonme]

Los Angeles is in California, but I'd far rather visit San Francisco.

 

[frankfrank]

Francisco Franco is still not dead yet, correct?

 

[unloadonme]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he died in 1975.

 

[dynk]

1975 is a year I can't remember much of, due to my drug and alcohol use in those days.

 

[frankfrank]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he died in 1975.

(You may not have heard the persistent joke, for years, about Franco not being dead yet. It's been a good # of years since I've heard it used.)

[EDIT: D'oh! I had it in reverse. Yes, he's still dead. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalissimo_Francisco_Franco_is_still_dead]

Days from now, the long process of emerging from winter will begin.