The END? No, it's the BEGINNING!

[buttons]

My spectacles are sometimes hard to find as I put them on top of my head when I'm reading and forget they're there

 

[unloadonme]

There are many places one can lose one's spectacles!

 

[dynk]

Spectacles come in many styles and colours.

 

[buttons]

Colours and colour theory are something I studied for my fashion degree

 

[unloadonme]

Degrees are handed out these days like confetti.

 

[buttons]

Confetti is chucked at the happy couple after they've been married

 

[dynk]

Married is one thing I don't want to be.

 

[buttons]

To be or not to be, that is the question...

 

[unloadonme]

The question is, where are all these posts getting us?

 

[dynk]

Getting us out of this heat wave would be nice.

 

[unloadonme]

Nice is where that nice guy called David lives.

 

[Triple G]

Lives and let lives (sic)

 

[unloadonme]

Lives are often written up in the obituaries column.

 

[buttons]

Columns are frequently used to support beams or arches on which the upper parts of walls or ceilings rest.

 

[Triple G]

Rest on your laurels and the world will pass you by.

 

[unloadonme]

By and large that's pretty much my philosophy.

 

[buttons]

The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.

 

[unloadonme]

Next poster please!

 

[frankfrank]

Please don't feed the trolls!

 

[buttons]

“The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.