The END? No, it's the BEGINNING!

[Triple G]

Porno usually has a blow job involved.

 

[unloadonme]

"Involved" could be another term for "convoluted".

 

[Triple G]

Convoluted is the perfected description for Obamacare.

 

[unloadonme]

Obamacare is about as far as Americans can be pushed into a National Health Service.

 

[Triple G]

Service is a rare thing now-a-days.

 

[unloadonme]

Now-a-days school leavers are stupider than ever.

 

[TopherGF]

Ever wonder why that is?

 

[Triple G]

Is do to the schools being government indoctrination centers and not learning centers.

 

[unloadonme]

Centers in the United Kingdom are, of course, more correctly known as centres.

 

[TopherGF]

Centres, spelled that way, makes me want to pronounce it /'sɛn.trəs/.

 

[frankfrank]

Sometimes a website URL, for a website that has multiple pages, will end with a /.

 

[unloadonme]

a /. means absolutely nothing to an IT dinosaur like me!

 

[TopherGF]

Me, I'll stick to using a \.

 

[Triple G]

\/ // \\ /\ \\ \\\\// Shall we dance?

 

[TopherGF]

Dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening and love like you'll never be hurt.

 

[unloadonme]

Hurt feelings should be avoided.

 

[Triple G]

Avoid lady tennants with cats.

 

[unloadonme]

Cats and soft furnishings do not mix.

 

[Triple G]

Mix 2oz gin and 5oz tonic water, garnish with lime wedge.

 

[unloadonme]

Wedges of cheese with a few crackers and a pear for me tonight.