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The End of Marvtha is Nearing!

Queen_Aggravian

Queen_Aggravian

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Greetings my humble subjects. Your Queen is back. The Sir and I have gotten the garbanzo beans to market, and I have returned to finish the job started lo, so many months ago the total and utter anhilation of the tramp marvtha!

I have consulted Miss Cleo and I have discovered that the cheap, tawdry hussy is yet afoot once again.

But never fear my loyal subjects! I shall hunt this tramp down and exact a proper punishment befitting such a common whore!

My diabolical plot to rid this board of Marvtha is about to spring into play.

Thelma will be in touch with additional details shortly. I am off to consult with Miss Cleo about the outlook for next season's garbanzo harvest.
 
Oh, my poor misguided subject. Marvtha, that evil trollop, has greased her last dildo - if you know what I mean.
 
Marvtha has kind of grown on this community, and she doesn't spam the board or flame anyone, so I think we should just put down the Sceptre of Doom and let her be...

As the ruler of one empire to another, I humbly ask of you to spare the one we know as Marvtha. :)
 
Queen_Aggravian said:
Greetings my humble subjects. Your Queen is back. The Sir and I have gotten the garbanzo beans to market, and I have returned to finish the job started lo, so many months ago the total and utter anhilation of the tramp marvtha!

I have consulted Miss Cleo and I have discovered that the cheap, tawdry hussy is yet afoot once again.

But never fear my loyal subjects! I shall hunt this tramp down and exact a proper punishment befitting such a common whore!

My diabolical plot to rid this board of Marvtha is about to spring into play.

Thelma will be in touch with additional details shortly. I am off to consult with Miss Cleo about the outlook for next season's garbanzo harvest.
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Oh heavens no! Don't you dare try and get rid of my Marvtha! I've had so much fun with her. She almost made me like a "hoo ha" better than the lovely pole I usually prefer. Now, as Marvtha herself would say: "NOW YOU JUST SHOO!!"
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Gadzooks !! :eek:

The unspeakable horror of it all !!

WHO will man the Clinique counter at Macy's, now ??

I was SO looking forward to some makeup tips....especially that
special way you have with lipstick. (Which, BTW, I *never* thought
I'd get off my ass..... :badgrin: )

Joshy
 
Queen_Aggravian said:
My dear boy, I have concocted a plan so sinister and diabolical that I dare not mumble a word of it - just yet!
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Not all the garbanzo beans made it to market! You have kept a bag of them to eat. Then you are going to blow the poor dear away. Poor Marvtha! Poof! and she's gone in a cloud of less than aromatic cyclonic winds.

I know Queens do not fart, neither do they pass wind. The term "anal flatulence" hardly seems appropriate. Could you please inform us unenlightened subjects what a queen does after consuming 7 pounds of garbanzo beans?
 
Ramindra said:
I know Queens do not fart, neither do they pass wind. The term "anal flatulence" hardly seems appropriate. Could you please inform us unenlightened subjects what a queen does after consuming 7 pounds of garbanzo beans?
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I think they have "the vapors..." and based on the definition in the link below, I'd say that both the Queen and Marvtha are practically "et up" with the vapors...!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060614071517AA7iqVJ
 
EHEM? queen? i think not... marvtha is teh loved a queen never takes from his subjects what they enjoy so if you don't steppin off... i'm the queen around here
 
why do you hate marvtha so?

i mean sure she dirty whore who has had sex with numerous realatives
but she's our dirty whore :grrr:

ps marvs i ate the banana so well need something else;)
 
QUEENIE!:grrr:
of course you rear your tiarred head in the wee hours of the morn when you know marvtha is passed out in a drunken stupor!!!:dead:

of course you're able to keep those late hours because of all that cocaine you put up your nose!!!!!![-X
you make whitney look like a choir girl you drug addled hag!!!
the garbonzo bean trade is a good cover for the drug ring you have going isn't it!!!??:cool:

well your little ship has sailed into marvtha territory sweetie.........NOW SHOO!!!!!:mad:
 
marvtha said:
QUEENIE!:grrr:
of course you rear your tiarred head in the wee hours of the morn when you know marvtha is passed out in a drunken stupor!!!:dead:

of course you're able to keep those late hours because of all that cocaine you put up your nose!!!!!![-X
you make whitney look like a choir girl you drug addled hag!!!
the garbonzo bean trade is a good cover for the drug ring you have going isn't it!!!??:cool:

well your little ship has sailed into marvtha territory sweetie.........NOW SHOO!!!!!:mad:
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Hurray! :=D: Marvtha is back! Now look out Queenie! You aint seen nothin' yet!
 
ctm5100 said:
why do you hate marvtha so?

i mean sure she dirty whore who has had sex with numerous realatives
but she's our dirty whore :grrr:

ps marvs i ate the banana so well need something else;)
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marvtha not know bellamy was my brother at the time he entered my "hoo ha" MY BAD! !oops!
 
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