the funky white bitch is back and she's not taking any prisoners

[fabulouslyghetto]

(the thread title is a nod to the promotional tour for her debut album, aptly titled 'the funky white bitch tour')

if you don't get your entire life from this-- one of the few competent prince covers in existence, you just don't have a soul



for kicks, here's me doing a verse from "adore"

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Tell that Janice Joplin wannabe to either put some clothes on or to take everything off.

Where I live we use the kind of ´fabric´ that her dress is made of to keep out an excess of sunshine in our greenhouses.

Also, your singing needs a little more melisma and you need to break up with Ike Turner.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Tell that Janice Joplin wannabe to either put some clothes on or to take everything off.

Where I live we use the kind of ´fabric´ that her dress is made of to keep out an excess of sunshine in our greenhouses.

Also, your singing needs a little more melisma and you need to break up with Ike Turner.

she's earned her stripes as a legit soul singer, when you get a cosign from prince no more needs to be said, he doesn't share the stage with just anyone



for those of you with amnesia she took the world by storm with her debut single and subsequent music video with its daring plunging neckline



and why do you want me to break up with ike harkie boo, so you can have me all to yourself? I KNEW YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH ME!

 

[FPNY]

I like me some good old fashioned Captain and Tennile....

 

[agayguy]

How's about this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjqeNoi6EmM

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I like me some good old fashioned Captain and Tennile....

i vaguely remember who that is, but i'm enjoying harkie boo's silence after i posted a video of nikka on stage with the legendary prince who was a notorious music snob and only worked with elite performers. not bad for a "janis joplin wannabe"

 

[Thad1527]

Is this the white chick's version of "Latifah's Had It Up 2 Here"?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

i vaguely remember who that is, but i'm enjoying harkie boo's silence after i posted a video of nikka on stage with the legendary prince who was a notorious music snob and only worked with elite performers. not bad for a "janis joplin wannabe"

Don´t get me started, Karen.

 

[swerve]

I actually liked your voice.

I found it soothing!

 

[Thad1527]

Oh! Forgive me - I love Nikka Costa. She sang "Mean Sleep" with Van Hunt and it is wonderful.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh! Forgive me - I love Nikka Costa. She sang "Mean Sleep" with Van Hunt and it is wonderful.

yessssssssssssssssssss! do we have another nikkaholic in the forums?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

A white woman calling herself ´Nikka´... really?

Also, Morticia Addams wants her dress pattern back.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

A white woman calling herself ´Nikka´... really?

Also, Morticia Addams wants her dress pattern back.

nikka (rhymes with paprika not nigga) is a deviation of her birth name domenica why are you so hell-bent on hating her? she's singing at our wedding harkie boo so you might as well get used to her voice.

 

[Thad1527]

With that entertainment I'll be at the wedding. I'll even bring a toaster.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

With that entertainment I'll be at the wedding. I'll even bring a toaster.

oh no the fuck you're not! we're only accepting diamonds as wedding gifts, or else a wedding gift encrusted with diamonds so if i were you i'd get something smaller than a toaster.