one of my friends on myspace posted this today. its funny as hell!!
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry
Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but
no one has ever seen a copy of it. I have finally obtained
a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. It follows below:
6:00 AM Gym and Tanning Bed
8:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 AM Hair Appointment
10:00 AM Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch (Salmon Benedict, roasted potatoes, mimosa)
2:00 PM
(1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State, and
Local Governments, as well as all other national governments;
(2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle;
(3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages;
(4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents
of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
(5) Establish planetary chain of "homo-breeding gulags", where
overmedicated imprisoned straight women are turned into
artificially-impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent
love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership;
(6) Bulldoze all houses of worship; and,
(7) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for
the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles caused by
the stress of world conquest.
3:30 PM Protein Shake
4:00 PM Tea Dance
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, and skinless chicken
breast, with a crisp Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theatre
11:00 PM Bed du Jour
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our
enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."
---G. K. Chesterton
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry
Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but
no one has ever seen a copy of it. I have finally obtained
a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. It follows below:
6:00 AM Gym and Tanning Bed
8:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 AM Hair Appointment
10:00 AM Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch (Salmon Benedict, roasted potatoes, mimosa)
2:00 PM
(1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State, and
Local Governments, as well as all other national governments;
(2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle;
(3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages;
(4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents
of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels;
(5) Establish planetary chain of "homo-breeding gulags", where
overmedicated imprisoned straight women are turned into
artificially-impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent
love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership;
(6) Bulldoze all houses of worship; and,
(7) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for
the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles caused by
the stress of world conquest.
3:30 PM Protein Shake
4:00 PM Tea Dance
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, and skinless chicken
breast, with a crisp Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theatre
11:00 PM Bed du Jour
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our
enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."
---G. K. Chesterton
