Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE?
Doctor Gay.
I DON'T KNOW YOU, WHADAYA WANT?
I was making a house call next door, and I couldn't help but peep in your bedroom window after your neighbor told me what a hot ass you have, and that you're a straight college boy. When I saw you naked while you were humping your pillow, I wanted to see if I could interest you in a free prostate exam while I'm here.
WHAT KIND OF EXAM IS THAT?
That's when you bend over and spread your buttocks apart, and I insert my finger in your anus in order to rub your "male G-spot."
OH, I REMEMBER READING ABOUT THAT EXAM. HOW LONG DO YOU RUB IT?
Altogether, everything takes about 45 minutes.
HUH? I READ THE EXAM IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO TAKE A FEW SECONDS!
That's true, butt I take great pride in my work, and I'm very thorough. In fact, I perform the exam four separate times to ensure that I don't miss anything. I'm also very caring, in that I won't ram my finger up your anus and then jerk it back out. In short, I treat your anus with the respect it deserves.
WHY WOULD OTHER DOCTORS TREAT IT ROUGHLY?
They're paranoid that you'll think they're gay if they leave their finger in your anus too long.
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE NOT GAY?
Yes and no. My name is Gay, butt I'm definitely not gay. I just like to give prostate exams to straight college boys who have hot asses. Butt don't ask me why, because I really don't know.
THAT MAKES SENSE, IN A NONSENSICAL WAY.
But I compensate for my idiocentricities by being extremely considerate about my patients' feelings. For example, during the first exam when you're lying on your back, I'll rub the outer part of your anus for about five minutes. This is so you'll get accustomed to the feel of my finger between your buttocks before I insert it in your anus.
I will also gently massage your scrotum and testicles at the same time in order to check for testicular cancer. Then, to make sure that you'll feel comfortable with having my finger in your anus, I'll insert just my fingertip initially. And I will slowly move it in and out of your anus, gradually increasing the depth to the full length of my finger.
The duration of this "warm up period" is roughly ten minutes. After that, I'll rub your prostate gland for another ten minutes. The next three prostate exams will be conducted while you're on your hands and knees, lying on your stomach, and bending over.
WON'T THESE EXAMS CAUSE ME TO GET A HARD-ON AND CUM ON MYSELF?
Yes, you'll have an erection during all of the exams, and you'll ejaculate several times. Butt these are normal reactions, and they're nothing to be embarrassed about.
Besides, I'll need for you to have an erection anyway so I can examine your penis properly. In fact, I'll be examining it much of the time that I'm rubbing your prostate gland. I'll also need a sample of your sperm so I can do a clinical analysis of it.
WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU'LL BE "EXAMINING" MY COCK AFTER IT'S HARD, WHAT DOES THIS EXAMINATION CONSIST OF?
Essentially, I'll just be feeling of it in a very methodical manner. This is to check for any abnormalities that may be present, such as miniscule lumps that could be indicative of cancer. I'll also be manipulating it in a manner that is similar to milking a cow.
WHY DO YOU REFER TO IT AS A "PROSTATE EXAM" WHEN YOU'LL ALSO BE EXAMINING MY COCK AND BALLS?
It just gives me a good feeling to provide my patients with more service than they were expecting, and it makes them feel good as well. So everyone goes home with a smile on their face.
ARE YOU A PERV?
Yes, absolutely. I'm also board certified in perversion techniques, and it took a great deal of on-the-job experience to make it through the certification process. So you can be ASSured that I have the expertise necessary to do the job right.
HMM, WHERE'D YA GET YOUR TRAINING?
On XTube.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE SITE, CUM ON IN DOC!
WHO'S THERE?
Doctor Gay.
I DON'T KNOW YOU, WHADAYA WANT?
I was making a house call next door, and I couldn't help but peep in your bedroom window after your neighbor told me what a hot ass you have, and that you're a straight college boy. When I saw you naked while you were humping your pillow, I wanted to see if I could interest you in a free prostate exam while I'm here.
WHAT KIND OF EXAM IS THAT?
That's when you bend over and spread your buttocks apart, and I insert my finger in your anus in order to rub your "male G-spot."
OH, I REMEMBER READING ABOUT THAT EXAM. HOW LONG DO YOU RUB IT?
Altogether, everything takes about 45 minutes.
HUH? I READ THE EXAM IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO TAKE A FEW SECONDS!
That's true, butt I take great pride in my work, and I'm very thorough. In fact, I perform the exam four separate times to ensure that I don't miss anything. I'm also very caring, in that I won't ram my finger up your anus and then jerk it back out. In short, I treat your anus with the respect it deserves.
WHY WOULD OTHER DOCTORS TREAT IT ROUGHLY?
They're paranoid that you'll think they're gay if they leave their finger in your anus too long.
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE NOT GAY?
Yes and no. My name is Gay, butt I'm definitely not gay. I just like to give prostate exams to straight college boys who have hot asses. Butt don't ask me why, because I really don't know.
THAT MAKES SENSE, IN A NONSENSICAL WAY.
But I compensate for my idiocentricities by being extremely considerate about my patients' feelings. For example, during the first exam when you're lying on your back, I'll rub the outer part of your anus for about five minutes. This is so you'll get accustomed to the feel of my finger between your buttocks before I insert it in your anus.
I will also gently massage your scrotum and testicles at the same time in order to check for testicular cancer. Then, to make sure that you'll feel comfortable with having my finger in your anus, I'll insert just my fingertip initially. And I will slowly move it in and out of your anus, gradually increasing the depth to the full length of my finger.
The duration of this "warm up period" is roughly ten minutes. After that, I'll rub your prostate gland for another ten minutes. The next three prostate exams will be conducted while you're on your hands and knees, lying on your stomach, and bending over.
WON'T THESE EXAMS CAUSE ME TO GET A HARD-ON AND CUM ON MYSELF?
Yes, you'll have an erection during all of the exams, and you'll ejaculate several times. Butt these are normal reactions, and they're nothing to be embarrassed about.
Besides, I'll need for you to have an erection anyway so I can examine your penis properly. In fact, I'll be examining it much of the time that I'm rubbing your prostate gland. I'll also need a sample of your sperm so I can do a clinical analysis of it.
WHEN YOU SAY THAT YOU'LL BE "EXAMINING" MY COCK AFTER IT'S HARD, WHAT DOES THIS EXAMINATION CONSIST OF?
Essentially, I'll just be feeling of it in a very methodical manner. This is to check for any abnormalities that may be present, such as miniscule lumps that could be indicative of cancer. I'll also be manipulating it in a manner that is similar to milking a cow.
WHY DO YOU REFER TO IT AS A "PROSTATE EXAM" WHEN YOU'LL ALSO BE EXAMINING MY COCK AND BALLS?
It just gives me a good feeling to provide my patients with more service than they were expecting, and it makes them feel good as well. So everyone goes home with a smile on their face.
ARE YOU A PERV?
Yes, absolutely. I'm also board certified in perversion techniques, and it took a great deal of on-the-job experience to make it through the certification process. So you can be ASSured that I have the expertise necessary to do the job right.
HMM, WHERE'D YA GET YOUR TRAINING?
On XTube.
THAT'S MY FAVORITE SITE, CUM ON IN DOC!
