The Golden Girls still the best.

[Ares]

Blanche: Those are my initials, Blanche Elizabeth Deveroux

Dorothy: You're initials spell bed?!

LOL

The St. Olaf stories are always good too.

 

[LuvBoys]

This show was comedy genious. It's timeless and I've seen every episode like 10 times each and it NEVER stops being funny.

 

[craziwranglerman]

Sophia: try 10 days without a bowel movement!

 

[screwnutty]

I loved the "Lesbians of Miami" talk show skit, in which Rose mistakenly invites Blanche and Dorothy to be guests on the show, not realizing what the day's topic actually was.

As the show is broadcast live, Dorothy and Blanche are forced to pretend that they're lesbians in order to spare Rose's job, and the comedy that ensues is just PRICELESS.

The talk show was called Good Morning Miami! and the topic was called "lesbians of Miami" and here's some of the lines from that show.....


Goodbye, Mr. Gordon [7.14]

[Rose mistakenly booked Dorothy and Blanche as guests on a talk show about lesbian couples.]
Dorothy: Rose, we can't kill you here because there are cameras. Now how did this happen?
Rose: Oh, I don't know. They just said they wanted two women who loved each other and slept together.
Dorothy: We DO NOT sleep together!
Rose: Yes, you did! Last month, whe-, when Blanche was having her room repainted because the plaster behind her headboard all fell out!

Rose: Blanche, if you leave, they'll fire me!
Dorothy: Good. My mother is here. My teacher is here. Good!
Rose: If I lose my job, I won't be able to do anything but... sit home and tell St. Olaf stories!
Blanche: Blackmail! Oh, ho, ho, ho, very smart!
Rose: Hey, they don't call me "Harold Goldstein" for nothing!

Sophia: [in the audience of "Wake Up Miami," pointing at Blanche] This is directed to Dorothy's lover. Do people treat you differently because you're a lesbian?
Blanche: [laughing nervously] Most people don't know.
Sophia: Really? I would've guessed right off. Next question to Dorothy. What kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother?
Dorothy: [menacingly] I really don't know but, I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at... THE HOME.
Sophia: No more questions.

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

my favorite was when dorthoy threat sophina with shady pine, i laught my ass off when rose have 56 bfs and dorthy call her a slut

 

[Joshua_me]

When Blanche's slutty niece comes to visit and is leaving...

Dorothy: "We enjoyed having you."

Sophia: "So did half of Miami !"

 

[jtmoney]

i LOVE the golden girls....i have seen the series ever since it first aired on Lifetime...and every single episode is still as funny....its hard to pick a favorite episode....but i guess it would have to be when they do that murder mystery weekend...

The murder mystery episode is the greatest! The best part is when Dorothy is telling everyone about Blanche's nemesis slipping the steak knife in her purse and Sophia says " big deal I took a whole place set" ! Then she couldn't lift her purse when it was time to leave... classic!

 

[Joshua_me]

Blanche: "My life is an open book."

Sophia: "Your life is an open blouse !"

 

[unclaimedblessing]

In addition to all the accolades given here, I can only imagine what inspiration the show gave and is still giving to women viewers in the same age group as the characters.
It shows that women in their sixties and up can still dress well, have relationships and lead exciting lives.

 

[pinest]

Does anyone know if they plan on bringing out The Golden Palace to dvd?

 

[boy0boy]

"You know what else is a shame? When you sit down and your legs squish out to twice their size." - Rose

 

[alaskaboy45]

The one where Sophia and Blanche compete over the elderly Cuban guy- 'beat it you 50 year old mattress' and 'you raisin in sneakers'...plus, there were several great gay episodes- Dorothy's lesbian friend Pat falling for Rose- when they tell Blanche she's a lesbian,' Isn't Danny Thomas one...lesbian, not Lebanese, Blanche' or Blanche's gay brother, Clayton, who- when about to intro his lover to a friend of her's Blanche screams, 'fire!'... Another, when Rose is dating the dwarf and they have him over for dinner, 'shrimp?'

Yeah that is one of my favorite episodes,thats in my top ten.

 

[justsimon]

Condoms!



Delirium

 

[Zingerific]

I always laughed wondering where they got all their money. Dorothy was a substitute teacher, Blanche a recpetionist at a museum, and Rose worked as a grief councilor; yet almost every week they had stunning new gowns and were going to some charity function like they were Rockefellers or something.

Rose: Any idiot could do that!
Dorothy: I know, but you were the only one avaliable.

Rose: I know you make fun of me for entering contests, Dorothy.
Dorothy: I find it hard to believe I'd even care.

I love the episode where Dorothy outshines Blanche at her hang out, the Rusty Anchor, by singing showtunes.

There's the scene where Rose mistakenly places Dorothy's ad in the personals "Will do anything, $8 and hour, no job too big or small." Blanche walks in at the end and says "there's a bus load of Greek sailors out front wanting to know how many drachmas are in $8!"

I never did like Miles, although he was funny when he returned from the witness protection program as an amish guy.

 

[LeoMikey]

Another great episode: when Blanche's gay brother Clayton brought his boyfriend to the house to tell Blanche they are getting married.
Clayton: Blanche, Doug and i are in love. I'd do anything for him, and he'd bend over backwards for me." Dorothy instantly grabs Sophia and covers her mouth.
How about the episode where Stan's brother visits, and ends up making out with Dorothy. When she finds out he is just as much of an asshole as his brother, she announces to an entire nightclub over the p.a. system that he's impotent. It was hysterical, and Bea did it with such class.

 

[screwnutty]

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

that is my favorite epsiode, sophina asked if black men are good in bed, and blache said yes

 

[Diaspora]

Instead of studying, I've been watching GG episodes... they're that good! (It's probably not good for school though...)

 

[xwings]

Oh my god. There's just way too many funny episodes.
How about the one where Dorothy and Rose were watching "I love Lucy" on TV in the living room. Blanche came back with her date and Dorothy want to give them privacy and told Rose that they can go watch it in the kitchen but Rose said "But the TV in the kitchen is Black and White. I love rose and her stories from St. Olive.

 

[bluestar1079]

LOL I love The Golden Girls who wouldnt hahaha