The Great Porn Migration

[gdude30]

Well time to start this treacherous migration.

I am going to move about 60 GB of porn and 10 GB or more of pictures from my old Dell Vostro Vista computer to my shiny Mac Book Pro Notebook.

I don't know if I am going to make it out alive.

I might never finish.

BUT DAMNIT IF WATCHING PORN ON MY FUCKING NICE WIDESCREEN MAC ISN'T ENOUGH MOTIVATION THAN NOTHING IS

WISH ME LUCK MEN!

*plugs in USB drive and watches the timer begin*

 

[Paws]

\o/

Make sure you get VLC Player to watch all video formats.

 

[gdude30]

Most of them are movies. But also I have so many fucking pictures.

I label them with A, B, C, D, E, & F

And within each letter folder there are numbers and then it gets to fetishy stuff like A, G, F, S, W, and K. Those each stand for something btw

It's a shit load of porn clips and movies but also some of them are AVI, WMV format as well as MP4 format for portable devices.

Oh wait it's 17.2 GB. Shit I must have put the other stuff somewhere else.

Anywhoo I diddn't finish last night because the USB Cardreader was being a slut and the multi-card reader was being selfish. So I figured screw it and sleep so now I am continuing where I left off. I am close to getting on Folder C of the main folders.

I have started buying Porn DVD's though which I think is much better. Plus I like the chapters and bonus content as well as trailers.

But I need to save money for Gay Days too.

I've had VLC player for a long time.

 

[seanystarr]

thats a lot of porn dude - youll go blind

 

[gdude30]

I think I have viewed it all before. I don't download it anymore though.

I CAN GET THE REAL THING.

But that's usually every so month. Also my mind is so fucked up I can just use my IMAGINATIOOON

*makes a gay rainbow*

And there is always dildos.

Sometimes cam is better too.

 

[mark1111]

I think you should spread the wealth. Remember, Sharing is Caring!











Hint, hint

 

[Martkell2007]

Id never have the time for 60GB of porn. I can't even FIND 60GB of porn to like.

 

[gdude30]

That's not hard

[STRIKE]But I am[/STRIKE]

I want them to make Gay Porn for Blue Ray

And by Gay Porn I mean Daddies, Bears and Older Guy Porn

They have straight porn on Blu-Ray

Fuckers

 

[gdude30]

I have never put anything to dvd.

I AM DOING PICTURES NOW.

I AM HALFWAY DONE

And it's not so much that I can't get laid.

It's that sex has become meaningless and I have been very lonely lately.

Eh. Porn is the safest bet anyways.

 

[davy]

HAH!!!!


i got you all beat with my 1.5 terrabytes of porn.


.... oh wait.... i probably should be proud of that.

 

[gdude30]

You should be proud of the fact that you're dating

 

[teadrinker]

I had a bit of porn a while ago which was clogging up my laptop - so I just deleted the lot!

-T.

 

[Paws]

HAH!!!!


i got you all beat with my 1.5 terrabytes of porn.

______

 

[gdude30]

Haha

Well taking a break from porn and moving some anime, movies, and shows.

But after that my whole desktop is literally full with porn that I haven't gotten around to converting. Almost forget about that -_-"

Besides that I am done with the folders.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Doesn't it all look the same after a while?

 

[G-Lexington]

The amount of porn on my computer could fit on a CD-R. Hell, it could probably fit on a floppy disc. Mainly written stuff, a few pictures, no video. I'm old school.

Lex

 

[gdude30]

Fuck it I should just blow my money on porn anyways. It's much better then hopelessly searching for someone who might never be out there. It's safer too I guess you could say. I wish men weren't so lustful and such liars..

But I am one of them. So I can't say I am any better than any of them. I am a man too. Even though some guys call me kid or boy, by the law's eyes I am a man. I weak man though...

I'm pretty much done with this stupid shit though.

Porn and everything else is basically here just a few songs are left. And some iTunes videos.

I am sick of this shit. 3 days non stop. I have barely eaten or slept becuase of this. Not that it matters anyways. Not like I have anything better to fucking do. Or maybe I should just go to flex bath house and get my ass pounded by tons of unknown guys and be someone's bitch. At least I'd get something out of that. And then maybe I will be like those guys and I can stop having these delusions about a relationship, love, and a boyfriend.

Just a bit more and I will be done putting everything on this computer. Then I can go blow up my old computer or something.

 

[wraithsa]

hehe hmmmmmm porn i only started my collection over a year ago and its growing all the time

 

[Kadratis]

Very envious. My hard drive failed last week and I only had 20 GB of porn. Still, I had some good stuff on there and I'm too afraid to send it to a data recovery company because of it. Yeah, I know they have consumer privacy, but I still don't like people looking at my business. Oh well.