The Highjack Thread

[Jacketman]

ooh hijack...

Pigs aren't as good for sex as sheep.

 

[mike64]

Bradlee would know!

Sheep's popularity in this field (so to speak) make the other barnyard animals rather jealous, not to mention some wives.

 

[ronboy]

And is Dave not sexy enough for you to still be pigging out?

Dave is all the man I need and want. He is the one for me, in the real world. In the JUB world, Ronboy is an insatiable flirt! That's why this category is called "Fun and Games", right? It's just like you and A4B. You know he's the one for you!

 

[Jory]

Okay now back to the game

When a married gay talks about his hubby does that mean the other one talks about his wife?

 

[cocktales]

Speaking of "Kegging"!

Our Fraternity at Bama would easily woof down 4 kegs in one sitting!

 

[ronboy]

If ten percent of the population was gay, that would be 400,000 gay citizens living in Alabama, right? For some reason, that sounds like an awful lot of us for just that one state!

 

[carniolus]

You know, milk and dairy products have all kinds of beneficial effects, like preventing osteoporosis in postmenopausal women!

 

[chrisglass]

Oh how I wish I worked with postmenopausal women as opposed to menopausal women!

 

[ronboy]

I wish I were in Glasgow right now, sitting in Sir Chris's favorite (favourite) pub with him, swilling down a couple of his favorite brews!

 

[cocktales]

You know I find Guiness Stout difficult to acquire a taste , I prefer the nice Scotch's available like Glen Fiddich!

 

[ronboy]

Versatility is a Musketeer specialty! All three Musketeers are equally proficient in being either tops or bottoms. And in the case of yours truly, I enjoy being in the middle between the two sexiest partners any guy could have! This one's for you Chris! and this one's for you Jamie!


The Musketeers ROCK!

"Cum for all, and all for cum!"

 

[cocktales]

Speaking of keys, you know where I hide my "spare house key"?

I have this fake rock that looks like a fake rock....it has a secret panel inside and you can slip it in there!

Who would think to look at a fake rock lying among green grass on the front yard?

hmmmmm!

Cocktales

 

[cocktales]

.........ya know, I often wondered where the term, "getting your rocks off" came from........wtf does that have to do with sex anyway?

 

[Jacketman]

The mountain got its rocks off during an avalanche.

 

[Jory]

*singing* "He'll be coming round the moutain when he come he'll be coming round the mountain when he..."I know I know it's suppose to be she but this is a gay web site so what do you expect?

 

[carniolus]

If he'll cum all the way round the mountain when he cums he must have a pretty big squirt!!!

 

[NormaDesmond]

Does anyone remember Squirt? I think it was the poor man's 7-up or the pre-Mountain Dew. Anyway, it had that kinda lemony citrus taste with just a tinge of Bayer aspirin, but I only got a headache AFTER I drank it and........where was I?

 

[ronboy]

I always liked Squirt. It was a grapefruit soda. It made you pucker at first, then as you continued to drink it, it was very refreshing!

 

[Jacketman]

An early morning walk can be very refreshing.

 

[cocktales]

Speaking of refreshing, you know when you see the soap commercials on TV and they look so cool and nice and shows the guy just getting off with the water seemingly washing all his cares down the drain............